Who doesn’t like peeing out the gondi window on a long ride?

(also what should we name the “law” that states “all padded room threads end at peeing and/or sticking things up your ass)

#allwivesmatter

Obligatory repost

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People seriously go down on one knee to pee? Never heard of such a thing

Wtf is telemark peeing?

We use a motion sensor light in the bathroom that is subtle - and then I dull it down further with some partially opaque tape over the light source - just enough light to see where you’re going but...

^that shit is likely bad for your sleep - agree that some motion sensing subtle nightlight for any trip to the bathroom is a good idea. But fuck having any full time light in the bedroom.

Pillow Talk jongs

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I’m often reading a book - last thing I want to be interrupted about is a financial discussion.

I shut that down. No talking about finances or shit that is overdue to be done when I’m trying to fall asleep. Those are topics for daylight hours - if you’re stressed about it discuss it then.

This is the science we need!

Now throw those forks into a washing machine on a quick cycle vs sheets and towels setting.

Exactly

sounds like your appliances have gone woke

jk - I love the different settings on my washer/dryer

Not quite dishwasher porn:

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You pull the whole tray out. You set it on counter. You grab the utensil by its neck. You put it in the drawer. You don’t have to touch the part that goes in your mouth.

I thought someone was...

You lift up the holder and insert from the bottom?

You can’t do that with forks and spoons in dishwashers with utensils slots like that ^

please mark porn threads with NSFW tag

that’s just gonna lead to “dishwasher loading offs”

For most people unloading the utensils from the dishwasher when they aren’t sorted into specific zones isn’t that challenging

At best you might save 30 seconds but use that up dealing with the...

I’ll ask if her boyfriend can send me some pics

My wife just bled the brakes on three of my bikes. She feels that the brake lever on one isn’t working right so she sent me to the store to buy the tool she needs to take it apart.

This is the...

try a night of the purest alcohol and report back

Apparently you don’t.

But yeah - that’s a big part of her job.

My wife knows how to fix espresso machines and mountain bikes (down to servicing forks and packing bearing) amongst other mechanical things. She makes more than I do as well.

Just toss the cord over driver side mirror - no need to fiddle with door handles when it’s -35 out - no one wants a cold frozen to the windshield

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To be fair my wife thinks the towels and sheets need to be folded to absolute perfection (because when guests see them in the linen closet that will communicate something to them about our...

My wife fixes things before I even know they are broken. Espresso machine not working? She’s got the back off and youtube going and she calls and orders parts and replaces them. Washing machine...

People here saying that I can volunteer to take over her errands - like I can just go pick out the exact produce she wants and get the exact type of flour she is thinking of - or come up with good...

My wife: instead of us both going into town for errands let’s go together and that way it will be more efficient…

Narrator: it never ever is

Her and Tom Cruise. Although he accesses his supply from L Ron.

There was footage on the news about the Friends show reunion and they had all the cast there being interviewed. They all looked like their appropriate age except for Anniston - seriously she could...

I don’t care what anyone says - Horrible Bosses 1 + 2 are a great combo of comedy movies. And Jennifer Aniston is a crazy nympho in both of them.

Meet the Millers is moderately funny but a bit...

If this thread wasn’t Hall of Fame before it is now

Tech talk jong.

why didn't I think of this?

Thank you

this is when I tell my wife "your instincts here are wrong"

it doesn't always go well for me but I keep doing it

Your Cotton Tote is Pretty Much the Worst Replacement for a Plastic Bag

-You have to use a cotton tote thousands of times to make up for its environmental impact.
...

Yes to washing ziploc bags and reusing them. If they are too old/wrecked/gross then they get tossed and replaced.

There is a big environmental benefit from reusing something as many times as...

Your house - with the cats and the chickens and your wife being not entirely human pre-coffee (which to be honest a lot of us aren't) - sounds very interesting. I bet you could have your own thread...

We still haven't heard back from Bossai about the drip tray. I need to know. I had a restless sleep last night thinking about how this can't actually be happening. My worldview is shook.

Whoa wait a minute - are you saying she dumps milk into the drip tray? Like not spills it in there sometimes but actively pours the milk she doesn’t need into there?

There is an espresso/coffee thread and a coffee roasting thread - both full of good info whether you’re a beginner or expert or somewhere in between. Tgapp is TGR’s resident coffee guru (and will not...

omg yes this.

I suspect all links will be suitable for work - especially if you stick to Reddit ones. But I make no promises.

All this talk of knife sharpening and toilet malfunctioning - you guys should really google “poop knife” and explore the overlap of these topics.

I bought an insulated stainless steel pint glass for drinking water. It lives on the shelf above the sink along with my coffee mug. I wash them periodically (coffee mug rinsed with hot water before...