I thought putting out heat was the function of a heater.

I can imagine that police strategy working in the 90s. Now with aftermarket bulbs, lifted trucks etc there’s so many high brightness drivers I can’t imagine cops pulling ‘em all over. :shrug:

Really? Where is this paradise you speak of?

Or his lawyer can

With either of my well researched solutions, the plan is a special mode where every night a couple of pillows are programmed to harass the excess pillow offender from above & fuck up their sleep.
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Maybe someone could get rich with an array of ceiling mounted micro pulleys attached via fishing line to each decorative pillow. Once you hit the switch or engage Alexa / Siri, the fucking useless...

Paging Greg at AZ….white courtesy phone please

Have you tried shit on the door handle?

Wut

Weird. I have no need for these, but friends have told me the precision mode or whatever it’s called on your iPhone lets you dial in the location within 3 ft or so? That’s not the case or you...

Why don’t you buy her some apple air tags? You guys enjoy daily stress?

JFC. I can out-load anyone in the dishwasher dept but can we drop this shit?

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And the correct lid position should be obvious…if not, turn in your man card

Guys stop reposting that dishwasher pic, it’s killing me not being able to rearrange it properly

this fits here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoWDhzWPs-V/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

So she’s stoked you don’t think she’s hot?

Is this a euphemism? :fmicon:

Ironhippy, the “ After some careful questioning” bit had me on the edge of my seat.

After carefully removing the log pinning down the injured mountain lion…

Reassuring

At least it’s a dry heat

Clearly she’s used to a smaller cucumber :fmicon:

Not to mention secretly upping the DIN on her skis. That would’ve made for a awkward conversation in ER when she got a tib fib spiral fracture.

Looks like the TRG saved another relationship. ;)

You guys have the same DIN too?

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CaYOjBWhZXg/?utm_medium=copy_link

But have better healthcare.

The key is to keep the magic going with surprises.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CV-2Z59Fw6M/?utm_medium=copy_link

What’s a voicemail?

USAA, unlimited miles towing.

Never had to use it but peace of mind in N NV.

Our 20 yr old garage door is noisy as hell. Kinda like being in an MRI. You didn’t hear it at all?

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Feeling like this thread needs to refocus on the proclivities of anonymous spouses who can’t defend themselves here.

Much fail in post do you have.

Post is useless w/o pics

Yeah ours gets used at least twice a week.

Anyway back to the bitching.

But srsly why is there a gimp packed in his trunk? And how is he able to see out of a trunk?

IKR? Like who plans on a ‘10 minute’ drive in Bellevue.

:nonono2: turn in yer man card

Our climate is similar to yours. In summer we open the windows, cool the house down to 58 or so (outdoor temps usually 35-40 F), put on a hoodie, and by afternoon the house is mid 60s and it’s about...

I’m shocked — shocked I say — to learn some of you failed Thermodynamics.

Nah she was the same at 30. It’s a European thing IME. I feel like NA is overheated AF.

60 F. My GF insists no higher. Shrug.

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Vegenaise is actually pretty tasty.

Do we need a Condiments thread?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAf3HC6g6iQ/?igshid=1p1lg6nlew26t

Women drivers amirite?

And mistresses

Life moves so goddamn fast.

The Divorce thread?

I kid.

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Really.

Any monkeys nearby?

Sounds suspicious 365. I think she’s plotting to kill you in your sleep or something.