Vans.

Damn that looks tasty.

To keep your toaster oven off the counter you could just store it in the oven?

Probably be room to keep an instapot in there if it's a big oven.

My new rule is going to be no Amazon delivery...

I think it works best placed under all the handles.

I thought that composting dog shit was not recommended?

Amen brother.

The crock pot and rice cooker also sit unused.

What the fuck was so difficult about cooking rice before rice cookers?

Got used once and... yep ours too.

Easier than a Waldorf Salad.

The ingredients for those are tough to remember.

What the fuck is up with all the toaster ovens?

Never understood why you'd have one unless you were a college student.

I also still don't know why we need that instapot thing.

Does it match the outdoor rug?

Sealed my vent fan ducting with wax rings to meet code.

I can't imagine dude.

But I was always too scared to be a parent anyway.

My nearly a brother in law lost his 24 year old marine vet son to suicide.

Sorry to hear that man.

No doubt.

People do though all the time.

And you very, very rarely hear of bereaved parent suicide.

Saw a guy in downtown Seattle yesterday riding a Lime bike with an open lap top in the crook of his arm. If I'd had something at hand to jam in the spokes I would have.

This.

I get my revenge by building huge teetering piles of clean laundry on top of the dryer.

We've moved on to loo seat up or downage now.

This advice could proof painful

Vibes.



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How the fuck did you only just get a driver's licence but have been married twice?

You're probably too young to have gotten married.

Nope just a commuter/grocery getter.

The Pantera about to be become a warm topic. Her maternal Grandfather just died. His son (wife's uncle) is "dealing with" the estate. I have little doubt the...

"well it's a stupid place for anyone to have put a post in a garage...."

After the last time unblocking the disposal I have told my wife that I'm removing it completely the very next time she blocks it....

So far so good. Been a month or so. Normally it's a once a week...

They just dabbed Frontline on the back of our necks.

I don't think so. I didn't enquire. I was asked to provide proof of MMR & TB vaccination at pre-green card issuance medical or just get an MMR & TB vaccination. Second option was by far easier than...

Married 24 years this September. But thanks.



Actually when we got married it was more to do with her getting (back) her lapsed right to reside in UK that pushed the agenda,

(Edit: years...

Wow.

You guys can really pick 'em.

Hit a kid while speeding in school zone?

Apparently they don't just mail you a photo of that?

Edit: I heard a good one about Issaquah PD recently. A (female) business owner in the development...

FYI. The only speeding cameras in Issaquah are for a 20 mph school zone.

Please thank her again.

Why was she wearing goggles while driving a golf?