^ username checks out.


Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

Gold. lol

That’s my dream. Even a monkey can wash and dry.

Folding and putting away sucks.

My wife was raised by a single dad from Kentucky,so pretty much.

Daughter just acts like her mom to take the easy road.

Glad I’m not the only one with laundry bullshit.

Wife and daughter refuse to fold and put their clean clothes away.

I now just sort the clean clothes, fold and put mine away and then throw...

Ha.

I did turn our front steps handrail into a 10ft steamroller with pvc pipe.

My sophomore year I lived in a shit hole party house. Keg in the center of the living room carpet, interior doors were beer pong tables, etc.

It was bad.

It’s funny how the turntables have…turned.

In college guys were complete slobs. We just duct taped garbage bags over our sink when nobody did dishes to prevent the fungus spores from shedding.
...

1892 called, they want their problems back.

What I’ve give for some dog shit in snow.


Miss ya lot 4….

481454

I usually hear the gas oven kick on while we are eating and head over to shut the oven off for her. Since I do the dishes I catch the burners still on when I grab the pot/pan to wash it and it’s...

Need this for her hair straightening iron, leaves it on constantly. The smell of burning hair and hot plastic gets old

Wow, all at once?

Jerking off before sex

479656

Go on that storm chase ski trip last minute. Tell her you both talked about it months ago and you emailed her some stuff as well. Then get fake upset about her not listening to you and how you feel...

https://youtube.com/shorts/flQVxON79vk?feature=shared

My wife only calls for 2 reasons.

1. She’s driving and has to talk (rare)
2. Something important, usually bad went down or something.

So when her call pops up on my phone I get that feeling...

Now who’s the asshole eh?


Here she went doing you a solid and you shit all over her. [emoji38]

Seems this needs posted again.

https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg?si=xkSGqVI6n8misi5P

I sternly informed my wife that we will NOT be setting up Christmas decorations until December 1st.

So November 24th I’m tying a tree to the roof of my SUV.

Do you piss on your own balls?



If so, take it to the old ass thread

The combined brainpower of this place could power a small lawnmower for hours.


Outstanding

Magnetic pillows with an electromagnetic ceiling. Flick the switch and pillows get sucked to the ceiling. No unsightly strings.

Casper pillows are great.

And what’s the deal with women and time shares? I mean come on.

Got into some brawls with the wife when we used to go on vacation and she made me attend a timeshare thing. Wanted to write a...

I blame those cuntstain ancient Egyptians.

I use the pillows that now festoon my bedroom floor every night to block the heating vent on the floor so my bedroom stays cold enough to sleep in. ...

One of the reasons is that they are always going to the doctor, they love it.

Which reminds me, I should see one of these “doctors” some day, I hear they have the good drugs.

You’re probably right.

I don’t use them but my wife does, for some reason I was thinking 15-20ft range.

She left her wallet at a truck stop Wendy’s on a road trip last year, the AirTag...

They don’t work great for close range stuff lost in house.

Believe me, I have AirTags on my wife’s keys and wallet.

Sounds like the perfect marriage

This is her clean clothes pile. Instead of putting clean laundry away in the closet they sit on the guest room bed and she uses the bed as her closet.

460344

I live this too.

I’ve come to realize that most women are fucking slobs.

Stuff that seems totally minor like when she is sitting on the couch with a pillow and blanket and then just gets up...

I have a “Pro Wash” button on my KitchenAid. Not ready for it yet

460213

Oh boy.

Haha. Should’ve put a trigger warning on my post.

Bedding, Heavy Duty, Quick Wash, Regular, Permanent Press = what is this millennial shit!!!

Wifey likes to wash the bed sheets every couple weeks. We have a king size bed and my kid has a twin. Similar colors.

For some reason she has no sense of how to balance a load (pun intended).
...

Pffft.

Doubt it

I’m not much of a poop sucker these days either.

Swap “butthole” with “peehole” and the comment is still valid.

Sure, heard that one before.

Dirty side up gets them the cleanest.

Unless you’re some OCD germaphobe.

You’ll suck your wife’s butthole but god forbid she touches the mouth end of the fork while putting them in the drawer.

There is a fork spooning a spoon, driving me nuts. Already fixed it.

460087

Challenge accepted

Don’t care but now I need a nap. Where’s the Jergens?

Cast iron (or any decent pan for that matter)
Good cutlery
Wood.

Not sure of the mug but maybe not dishwasher safe.

Pro tip.

Make sure you face the bowls down.

Sons of bitches

https://youtu.be/0Dn_9X1D-CM

Big Detergent wants you to run your dishwasher every time you dirty a fucking plate under the guise of saving water.

Fucking vultures.

Hopefully she’s Bactrian