Thank god there isn't an "angry winkle."

I wonder how glademaster's Happy Hands Club t-shirts turned out, anyway.

Just cover any dings or paint nicks with it. When they ask, just say, "It was the whelk, mates. Not much we could do."

(ps- note the use of the word "mates," which is how I imagine roo must...

Well.

I hope glademaster is happy. Just look what he's done.

This place is what would have happened if Einstien had only had a right brain.

You want something MORE CREATIVE than an angry mollusk carving a path of destruction through densly populated cities with it's evil snail-snot?

Tough crowd.

How about this:

There's a tree. Getting ready to cut down said tree is some dood with a chainsaw. The saw probably has lots of noxious fumes. But, there's another dood who has just kicked the...