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    Awesome May Stoke! Dig them Assassin skis.:zap:

    Awesome May Stoke! Dig them Assassin skis.:zap:
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    Rock sticks tuned- check. Wahine the wonder dog...

    Rock sticks tuned- check. Wahine the wonder dog stoked- check. New batteries in the beacon- check. Hot tub primed- check.
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    Cool to put down lines w/ ya Stihletto! Thanks...

    Cool to put down lines w/ ya Stihletto! Thanks for the Head Cam shots of me & Wahine. Now co-workers can understand how my dog goes skiing w/ me.
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    Stoked to see this on a bigger screen!! I've got...

    Stoked to see this on a bigger screen!! I've got a few old TNF jackets around for the donation bin as well.
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    Damn straight! PBR, hookers, hippie bar, hookers...

    Damn straight! PBR, hookers, hippie bar, hookers & ski porn.
    Got my penicillin & a fist full of rubbers. See you's there.
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    Used to live in Hawai'i & was an instructor for...

    Used to live in Hawai'i & was an instructor for PADI, SDI, TDI, SSI & a referral instructor for NAUI. But which orginization you are under is like being valeidictorian of summer school... it really...
  7. Thread: Words of Wisdom

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    Way to stoke everyone on a Friday, dude! Mahalo.

    Way to stoke everyone on a Friday, dude! Mahalo.
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    Jerkin' off

    Jerkin' off
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    Most hard cores out here wear the one piece suit....

    Most hard cores out here wear the one piece suit. Good for skiin' & good for pickin' up the chicks. But like lemon boy says, it is cold out here, so get one w/ fur... this is key. Oh yeah, pick up a...
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    Hells Yeah, Dude! Lookin' forward to the throw...

    Hells Yeah, Dude! Lookin' forward to the throw down. Although, it's still climbin' season for me (when I ain't workin' on the Cobra Command Center).
    But the ski stoke has taken hold in an awesome...
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    Yeah, but look how stable that base looks!...

    Yeah, but look how stable that base looks! :rolleyes2
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    Ha! Awesome. JONG things I enjoy... - Fuck...

    Ha! Awesome.
    JONG things I enjoy...
    - Fuck alternating in lift lines... I goes when I want.

    - I also enjoy cutting a skin track above my friends.
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    Why is there even a debate? Young drunk people to...

    Why is there even a debate? Young drunk people to take advantage of, umm hello. :FIREdevil
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    He has clearly jumped from above & into the heli...

    He has clearly jumped from above & into the heli blades. Notice the missing head & left arm.
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    Where is Jessica Alba when you need her??

    Where is Jessica Alba when you need her??
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    Unless you both have some jacked up medical...

    Unless you both have some jacked up medical condition you should be able to clear those ears. The general rule is if you can fly w/o issues... you can dive. It's the same thing, you're just goin' the...
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    Yup, same here.

    Yup, same here.
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    296' on a tri-mix blend off of da Big Island in...

    296' on a tri-mix blend off of da Big Island in Hawai'i. Not really all that cool (except for the wreck), most of the dive was spent hangin' on lift bags doin' deco stops. Hangin' in the light is way...
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    Took out a roo down under... one of them big...

    Took out a roo down under... one of them big reds. Scary as hell & from then on the driver door worked as good as the General Lee's. Should have bought a Corolla.
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    Retards!

    Retards!
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    Cool idea w/ the old computer desk top! I need to...

    Cool idea w/ the old computer desk top! I need to submit the new plans to the kids chained up in basement now.
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    To fight the forces of good & poach, poach,...

    To fight the forces of good & poach, poach, poach.
    Also, to make sure my dog, once again, gets more ski days than my brother!
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    And the crowd goes wild! Let the race for the Cup...

    And the crowd goes wild! Let the race for the Cup commence.
  24. Thread: Mauna Kea

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    I lived in Kailua-Kona for almost 4 years as a...

    I lived in Kailua-Kona for almost 4 years as a scuba instructor & getting up on the almost 14er's is keewl & you should go, but the non-frozen H2O is where it's at. If your certified, & have not done...
  25. Thread: Mauna Kea

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    Your rental coverage will not cover you anywhere...

    Your rental coverage will not cover you anywhere on Saddle road, which is how you get to the access road. Just don't crash or tell 'em & you will be keewl. Also, there is a local skate & surf shop on...
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    Word, Hui.

    Word, Hui.
  27. Skiin' mostly BC across the west, but as always I...

    Skiin' mostly BC across the west, but as always I choose the quality over quantity pass for CO when I'm resort bound... aka the Winter Park/Copper Pass. Gettin' the new B3's for the resort sticks &...
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    I am an AT skier... I am bereft of soul. But...

    I am an AT skier... I am bereft of soul. But shhhh, I own a drum.
  29. SWEEEET!

    SWEEEET!
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    Circle Jerks- Killing for Jesus.

    Circle Jerks- Killing for Jesus.
  31. Gots me 30 of them bad boys... I ain't eatin' no...

    Gots me 30 of them bad boys... I ain't eatin' no egg in a jar though... sick-o's.
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    Stoked to hear your pooch is on the mend. Sounds...

    Stoked to hear your pooch is on the mend. Sounds like she's tuff-stuff.
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    Remember, if you do use it indoors to put tape...

    Remember, if you do use it indoors to put tape over the "record" light or she will know.
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    I don't know Stu Gotz, I have seen Ghostbusters...

    I don't know Stu Gotz, I have seen Ghostbusters many times and those dead dudes seemed to roam quite a bit, hence the containment unit. That was a documentry... right? As to the story behind the...
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    The lodge was not needed. A comercial operation,...

    The lodge was not needed. A comercial operation, w/ Winter Park being right down the pass, would not work, plus it's not wanted. The pass is a great backcountry intro site. Like a hooker, it has easy...
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    Mayo is sick. If you leave it in the sun it turns...

    Mayo is sick. If you leave it in the sun it turns into poison... you are not supposed to eat poison. Mustard rules!
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    Sounds GOD DAMN SCARY! Also sounds like the...

    Sounds GOD DAMN SCARY! Also sounds like the rescue dudes were low on beer money. Glad only your feets were buried.
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