^^Same thing happens if you park a car in the Bronx. They can pull it apart in like 30 mins.

I can't speak to the X3 but with British cars the breakdowns are part of the charm and provide an owner stories to tell by the fireside.

Did you ever notice Lake Erie filling up?

Everybody has a "friend" who's had trouble of some sort with a particular brand of car it seems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2txArOEsLPc

The only people driving 15 yr old Mercedes's by me are Indian dudes. I'm not sure if they live in their mom's basements though.

Could Lake Erie overflow as a result?

IIRC KQ has a beaver.

Is that an Upstate thing? I've never seen one in NJ.

Perhaps it was free?

I went to South Bend, IN once in the middle of the winter. All the girls had tans. I asked what that was about. A...

Will he be paying in Bitcoin?

In his case its a $9000 question.

Have the car put on a lift and checked by an independent mechanic. I tell this to everyone buying a used car. I can't believe most people don't do that before...

Going monolith hunting Benn's?

Or Cockaigne.

Unlike the glaciers that visited the region some 20,000 yrs ago, I feel we've barely scratched the surface of Upstate TR's.

Based on your recommendation Aldo, I said to the Mrs., "after Covid, instead of Austria, perhaps we head up to this area?"

I was disappointed to read this in Tripadvisor. Though these comments...

The 325i engines are good for 1,000,000+ miles. I was briefly involved in the million mile project BMW at Mobil. It was on a dyno but still...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0soSE-RMH3s

I think she goes by Leroy Jenkins.

Yeah but legally can he play blackjack and hire hookers?

Priorities.

How would he find out? From Lindsey?

I'm in the market for a new bike. So I hit up one of the local dealerships.

I was looking at team really red,

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and then I saw this effort from team green.

Holy shit, does this...

That's gotta be a 75-80 on the Upstate Tuck Scale? Any confirmation on that Also?

With everyone trying to beat 62.8 this could be a long weekend for ski patrol.

Anything in 518 up to the big lake is sort of in play.

I doubt Buttah could do better on the Wintersteiger.



And the 518.

How about the Destination Kia "puppies and babies not included" commercial?

Damn, you exceeded expectations on that. Solid work! That's a tricky roll at the bottom that you don't want to hit at 60ish.

^This is how it's done, people...

Don't we have some computer nerds on TGR who could hack the site and set it so that every click for Shames generates 37 votes? Where the fuck is Buster when we need him?

^What have you gotten up to on a full tuck on that?

I'm thinking 50 with the right wax.

Indian bots?

That pic has me wondering how the $250 sponsor-a-chair galvanizing is going over at the nearby mountain. Maybe just cover the chairs in stickers instead?

While we're throwing shade...

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Yeah, unfortunately kids don't read much anymore. They'd rather watch videos on their phones of other kids hitting each other over the head with coconuts or something.

We have a friend with one. I heard they don't tolerate cold well.

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Another potential fastfred client.

Is that where the Mars rover just touched down?

I'm not sure what happened financially, but apparently the family who found the idiot had him for a week or two before calling us and their little girl got attached to the dog and didn't want to give...

Take it Bmills! I know guys who were too greedy and are sitting on PBR K2s waiting for the market to come back.

Just be careful, a bunch of Browns fans will think they traded Mayfield for...

Labatt's is for special occasions, or the lucky few scratch off winners who can afford that every day.

After the first loops on the GME Happy Hippo coaster ride and a few funds fell off, the pro's got involved. GME is currently trading more volume than the SPY. That's no longer unemployed dads with...

Bmills, Bristol is Cream Ale country. The UC is over in the import section at the Speedway.

Growing up we had beagle once--what a horrible housepet. He must have tried to cross the local river ice and somehow ended up on an ice flow and took a ride 50 miles downriver before he was rescued...

Yeah, they fired their CFO.

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Nice score.

A Yaris with rusty door sills and a Buffalo Bills sticker on the back window.

Who sponsors it, Price Chopper and the local yoga studio?

Whoever was at Breck Sun if you saw a dude rocking a Browns Tim Couch jersey I hope you said "hi" and asked for change for a nickel.

Can we leave a strip on the side like they did here for a top speed run?
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You realize this is bullshit and based on no scientific studies? Boots are colored for branding purposes, so they can sell you the same shell next year for full price with a new colorway. Hirscher...

Junior shit his pants in ski school one morning. It froze and he skied in it all day. Never got a call from the ski school. My wife picked him up and just removed all his ski clothes and threw...

What can you get up to on a full tuck on that?
With the right wax, I think I can do 80 there.