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    All time winner for false equivalencies; way to...

    All time winner for false equivalencies; way to go.
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    One could almost think obesity was .........

    One could almost think obesity was ...... transmissible.
    Which I suppose it is, but genetically??
  3. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    You're right - invasion success!! We don need no...

    You're right - invasion success!! We don need no steeeenkn lizards!
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    Probably unobtainable objective: locate a queen...

    Probably unobtainable objective: locate a queen split adjustable frame. Can't fit a king into our current sleeping room, nor will two adjustable twins squeeze in. Custom made doesn't appeal.
  5. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Yeah .... not a cat from planet earth.

    Yeah .... not a cat from planet earth.
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    Based on my objective evaluation, we seem to be...

    Based on my objective evaluation, we seem to be drastically undercounting the the spousal murder due to homicidal rage count.
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    For those that have been hacked: didi you...

    For those that have been hacked: didi you discover the fraud, or did the cc company? I've been hacked 3 times: the first two times the cc company caught and notified me, the last time I caught it....
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    Imma guess .... penis shaped sponge?

    Imma guess .... penis shaped sponge?
  9. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    You make your dogs clean up after the raccoons...

    You make your dogs clean up after the raccoons hit the trash?!?!?
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    Jeezo ...... you're as bad as Roomba.

    Jeezo ...... you're as bad as Roomba.
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    When all is said and done, all the whining and...

    When all is said and done, all the whining and mumbling faded away, I can put up with all the little quirks 10 times over when my sweetie spends over 2 hours cleaning the dog shit encrusted roomba...
  12. Thread: Wildfire 2021

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    Silver lining?? Drought: Less fuel - earlier...

    Silver lining?? Drought: Less fuel - earlier season but shorter?
    Yes, I'm an optimist.

    Could possibly be a pollyanna.
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    LOL x a google. Dr's wives = Bodhisattvas

    LOL x a google.

    Dr's wives = Bodhisattvas
  14. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    15?!?!? Holy moly - hope I look that young when...

    15?!?!? Holy moly - hope I look that young when I'm .....(15 x 7...... = 105?!?!?)
    Never mind; it's already too late for me.
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    Seems ...... premature.

    Seems ...... premature.
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    Now THAT's got legs.

    Now THAT's got legs.
  17. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    No self-respecting doggo would care; "ALL YOUR...

    No self-respecting doggo would care; "ALL YOUR TULIPS ARE MINE!!!!!"
  18. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Damn those are good looking, white teeth!

    Damn those are good looking, white teeth!
  19. Woah ..... fight climate change with .........

    Woah ..... fight climate change with ...... forest fires? What's next - volcanos?!?!?
  20. A forced air ELECTRIC furnace?!? This is either...

    A forced air ELECTRIC furnace?!? This is either ancient 1960s shit, or cutting edge nano-tech. If the former, tear out and start from scratch with a heating-cooling combo or heat pump/mini-split;...
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    Try a little hi-flouro race butter as a quick rub...

    Try a little hi-flouro race butter as a quick rub on - take a quick break as it starts to warm up and after rubbing let sit in sun to soak in (5 minutes max), then a quick rub off with absorbent...
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    Wait .... I thought this was the old fuck's...

    Wait .... I thought this was the old fuck's home?!?!?

    ...and I'm pretty sure the USPS employee profile includes ..... pin-head.
  23. Thread: The big, stuck boat

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    Exactly! Brunnhilde to the white courtesy phone,...

    Exactly! Brunnhilde to the white courtesy phone, please!
  24. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    That poor Karen!

    That poor Karen!
  25. Thread: The big, stuck boat

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    Come on guys, just bring the treadmill in there...

    Come on guys, just bring the treadmill in there and start up the perpetual motion machine.
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    Looks metro? Check.

    Looks metro?

    Check.
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    Phil's been having a medical moment - seems to be...

    Phil's been having a medical moment - seems to be resolving, but certainly mortality awareness inducing. Yes, I attend - it's where all the soft-core free heelers hang out.
  28. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    This could work out well.

    This could work out well.
  29. They just look really ....... tired and broken...

    They just look really ....... tired and broken down.
  30. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    You need to get a pet tortoise, KQ.

    You need to get a pet tortoise, KQ.
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    Every town needs a chef Roberts.

    Every town needs a chef Roberts.
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    Ah! But SUB-consciously you only saw free...

    Ah! But SUB-consciously you only saw free heelers, right?
  33. Thread: View right now

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    Ya; you never know where your next drink's coming...

    Ya; you never know where your next drink's coming from, so drink anything, anytime. Just don't mis-pair it with food.
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    I am both humbled and honored to be part of this...

    I am both humbled and honored to be part of this community.
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    Yabbut ..... it's one thing to remove your faulty...

    Yabbut ..... it's one thing to remove your faulty genes ensconced with in your own gonads; when you start taking out relatives that may or may not have similar issues <Darwin face-palm> .... or maybe...
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    Well color me stunned; didn't think they had any...

    Well color me stunned; didn't think they had any 14 story buildings there.

    But there is a plague of idiots willing to do such dumbassery there, so it all evens out.
  37. Thread: Spring break plans!

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    I'm on continual break, so fuck you Springers.

    I'm on continual break, so fuck you Springers.
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    That's a whole other level above Darwin ........

    That's a whole other level above Darwin ..... more like enraging the FSM/Kraken category.
  39. Thread: View right now

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    ????? There's something wrong with that bidet.

    ?????
    There's something wrong with that bidet.
  40. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Hill's Prescription Diet Gastrointestinal Biome,...

    Hill's Prescription Diet Gastrointestinal Biome, Digestive/Fiber Care, chicken and vegetable stew

    https://www.chewy.com/hills-prescription-diet/dp/277113
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    Too bad Tele's dead. :fmicon:

    Too bad Tele's dead.

    :fmicon:
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    Have to re-visit. First episode seemed...

    Have to re-visit. First episode seemed implausible. And I can suspend reality with the best of them.
  43. Thread: blade runner (II?)

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    Yah. When Ridley's on, he he's the shit, but...

    Yah. When Ridley's on, he he's the shit, but Raised by Wolves was sloppy, and Robin Hood was an unmitigated disaster. Looking at his history, he's created/directed/produced enough for 10 people....
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    Actually, I think that half-a-binding,...

    Actually, I think that half-a-binding, half-a-brain thing is talking.

    Been free heel for 35 years . ~25 was oblivious to the hilarity, then finally good enough to smoke steep powder just as age...
  45. Jeebus; I didn't even know 350cm was a thing.

    Jeebus; I didn't even know 350cm was a thing.
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    Not a bar denizen, but the joy of a premium...

    Not a bar denizen, but the joy of a premium restaurant with a top shelf wine list, plus good friends is something I truly miss. However, in spite of being fully vaxed, no way am I eating out any...
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    DAMMIT - just sprayed my 12 year old Southwell...

    DAMMIT - just sprayed my 12 year old Southwell all over the dog.
  48. What's a DVD?

    What's a DVD?
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    Wait; I thought it was merely who'd got the most...

    Wait; I thought it was merely who'd got the most Neandertal DNA???
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    And those Gates chips were all getting with out...

    And those Gates chips were all getting with out vaccines? They program your DNA to make bio-nanobots that are rapidly shed so you can be easily identified wherever you go.
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