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    417053 There’s nothing funny about about coming...

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    There’s nothing funny about about coming up to a nice clean, unsuspecting chimichanga, and when you turn it over, there’s a big fudge-dragon for all the world to see!

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    A friend posted a “joke” on fb about a year ago....

    A friend posted a “joke” on fb about a year ago. Something like: “I ordered a bagel the other day, and told the guy to be liberal with the cream cheese, so he gave it to someone else.”

    Kinda...
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    Complete coincidence, I suspect divine...

    Complete coincidence, I suspect divine intervention.


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    All our officer’s portable radios have an OIT...

    All our officer’s portable radios have an OIT (officer in trouble) button, aka pizza button. Hearing that alarm generally stops a dispatcher’s heart beating for a few seconds while they attempt to...
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    https://youtu.be/1aItcOVjCyQ Sent from my...

    https://youtu.be/1aItcOVjCyQ


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    https://youtu.be/IdQW9eXJ4yY Sent from my...

    https://youtu.be/IdQW9eXJ4yY


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    Free Shift Meal

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    I do not like green eggs and ham (or sausage), I will not eat them Sam I am…

    If you can’t see the smile, you’re probably colorblind or possibly autistic.


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    416957 Can hardly make out the I-70 wrecks...

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    Can hardly make out the I-70 wrecks today…


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    Shit that annoys you

    The Sheriff’s Office will be chasing calls like this all summer, which I guess I’m ok with, but super-frustrating when people do this shit with the air thick with smoke from nearby fires after...
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    Free Shift Meal

    Nice pull. Got me thinking about my fave Zappa song of all time which I haven’t heard in over 30 years. Talented man. Should have named one of our dogs Frunabulax when we had the chance. Might start...
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    My parents have both passed, I do wot I wont! ...

    My parents have both passed, I do wot I wont!


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    ^jail time in general. BLTs today, with...

    ^jail time in general.

    BLTs today, with ‘murican cheese. Pretty sure this is that shelf-stable fully cooked bacon, so at least it’s not the usual half-cooked pig flab they usually serve, but still...
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    Show me the view from your office window.

    My older brothers (twins) had orange Exhibitions. I was insanely jealous until I got the Avantis, but not so much after the wax bladder started breaking apart, which was replaced by a flowlite...
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    Outdoor volleyball today in really nice weather....

    Outdoor volleyball today in really nice weather. Do not recommend, but the guys seemed stoked on the game. It’s a weird place.


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    The Home-made Pizza thread

    Solid looking result for an air fryer, ours just smells like hot electricity.


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    Full disclosure; it was one pizza/roll per tray....

    Full disclosure; it was one pizza/roll per tray. I took a little license for art’s sake, but yeah, I don’t think anyone loses weight on the tray diet.


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    415690 Sad lunch, the perfect compliment to Mr....

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    Sad lunch, the perfect compliment to Mr. Hankey’s French Toast. I’ll go out on a limb and say not home made/home made pizza thread exempt.

    Also, the likeness is remarkable:
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    415676 Pretty sad tray today. This is what I get...

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    Pretty sad tray today. This is what I get for working instead of staying home and spoiling the mother of all our fur-kids.


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    Had the dogs out briefly in our fenced front yard...

    Had the dogs out briefly in our fenced front yard the other day. The new puppy is a barker (at everything) and one of our older dogs will chime in for moral support, even if he doesn't know why we're...
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    Oh the memories! We catamaraned that shit when it...

    Oh the memories! We catamaraned that shit when it was open to traffic! Not sure how we ever made it out of our teens (only to take up skateboarding 8th and 9th ave, between 55th and the Port...
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    Free Shift Meal

    Yes, but you either have to come work dispatch, or commit crimes.
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    Kids. 415608 Kick-turning the shit out of an...

    Kids.

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    Kick-turning the shit out of an old Bahne, Chicago Trucks, Cadillac wheels, circa 1974-ish?

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    This might have been the same summer. They re-paved a 3/4 mi hill near our...
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    Show me the view from your office window.

    I worked in broadcast duplication and post from 1981-1993. That photo looks oddly familiar. What dark corner of the industry of you work in? Master Control from the look of it.


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    415605 “Let the fools have their tartar sauce!”...

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    “Let the fools have their tartar sauce!”

    Fish-puck sammies today. “Millions of peaches, peaches for me…”

    This fat kid can never say no to a filet’o fish, pass on everything else.

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    Pizza crust and spaghetti are two of their...

    Pizza crust and spaghetti are two of their favorites, and we spoil them pretty regularly, but also, if I’m in the kitchen, they obviously need to be under foot at all times.


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    Very kind, but tbh I edit myself quite a bit, and...

    Very kind, but tbh I edit myself quite a bit, and you guys don't see all the trial and error. I also "borrow" a bunch from others in this group.

    The pizza snobs fb group was entertaining for a...
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    The Home-made Pizza thread

    So after some mixed results with King Arthur 00 flour, I’m back to Caputo blue. Only proofed dough 6 hours, but great result with sausage, mushroom, tomato sauce, mozzy/provolone, and chicken, bell...
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    FIFY Work is all-time today, you’ll get no...

    FIFY

    Work is all-time today, you’ll get no sympathy from me.


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    A decent grill can do double duty as a smoker,...

    A decent grill can do double duty as a smoker, but not vice versa. That’s all I’ve got.


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    BBQ Quiver Discussion

    Manifold assembly?

    I have a natural gas weber spirit from around 2013, also with horizontal burners, and the rotisserie kit. Haven’t had any issues with clogged burners, but if cleaning yours...
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    414884 Found a new pizza group on fb called...

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    Found a new pizza group on fb called Pizza Snobs. TGR level crap-talking about what some people call pizza, like the casserole pictured above. Hilarious, I highly recommend!


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    414872 “I will build her a breakfast sammy or...

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    “I will build her a breakfast sammy or something…”

    Cheerios are a poor substitute for fruitloops IMHO.


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    She’s not wrong about the fuckin’ flat light. ...

    She’s not wrong about the fuckin’ flat light.


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    I really wanted to, then figured he’d probably...

    I really wanted to, then figured he’d probably heard it all before. He had semi-modern boots anyway, and I didn’t want to say something he’d quote me for saying here.

    “So the little bastard sneaks...
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    Rode a lift with this guy the other day. The...

    Rode a lift with this guy the other day. The Hexel’s immediately grabbed my eye, and thought I’d be clever and grab some photo evidence. Only thing missing was orange Hanson Exhibitions.

    We get to...
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    No complaints about the past 2 days at the basin....

    No complaints about the past 2 days at the basin. Finally got to ski some pow this year!


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    Butterscotch pudding; hard pass. Loved that crap...

    Butterscotch pudding; hard pass. Loved that crap as a kid…


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    Done. We have stress balls for this, but mine...

    Done. We have stress balls for this, but mine must have rolled under the console, so I had to improvise.


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    Did Benny get banned, or did he actually die?...

    Did Benny get banned, or did he actually die? Either seems plausible.


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    413367 Hero, hogie, sub or grinder? Sent...

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    Hero, hogie, sub or grinder?


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    ^timing is everything, and my timing has...

    ^timing is everything, and my timing has consistently blown this year. I don’t doubt I’ve missed some damn good days.

    Still holding out hope I’ll luck into more than 3” of fresh before prime beach...
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    Really? You know how they get to 314? It snows...

    Really? You know how they get to 314? It snows every few days. When it doesn’t do that, and there’s a warming event followed by a freeze, it sucks. Monday was that. By Tuesday afternoon is was...
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    100” below average snowfall says it’s more than a...

    100” below average snowfall says it’s more than a me problem, but yeah, my attitude was especially garbage Monday. I showed up to bitch in-person, and will likely continue doing so till they shut it...
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    I’ll bet a few of his contacts have prompted a...

    I’ll bet a few of his contacts have prompted a good amount of resentment towards cyclists in general. A few might even have concocted ways to get even while remaining anonymous.

    As a cyclist, and...
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    ^I can’t recall ever being so ready to stick a...

    ^I can’t recall ever being so ready to stick a fork in a season. I got 5 runs in Monday at a-basin before pushing the boredom button.

    Tuesday afternoon was better (if it were mid-January) so made...
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    ^diabetes on a shingle, but I’m told it was...

    ^diabetes on a shingle, but I’m told it was pretty tasty.


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    413121 “I pity the fool who doesn’t eat my Mr. T...

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    “I pity the fool who doesn’t eat my Mr. T gyros!”

    It’s Public Safety Telecommunicators Appreciation week, so made 8 pies for staff. These were the last 4; pepperoni/provolone, bbq...
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    *this. Also, if I knew how much guests would dig...

    *this. Also, if I knew how much guests would dig homemade pizza, I’d have gone for the 16”.


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    The Home-made Pizza thread

    ^exactly. I’ll mess around more with wood when it’s warmer out. If it’s not windy, the gas burner will heat to 900F+ in about 20 min, even if outdoor temp is in the teens.

    Charcoal has produced...
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    Like. The gas burner was worth every cent. ...

    Like. The gas burner was worth every cent.


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