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    If that thing even sells, those kids are never...

    If that thing even sells, those kids are never going to public school.
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    Girl in Georgia who posted that pic had...

    Girl in Georgia who posted that pic had suspension lifted.
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    So, what's the deal with these cardboard cutouts?...

    So, what's the deal with these cardboard cutouts? Are they fan submitted?

    It belongs in the Things that annoy me thread. Looks stupid.
  4. https://www.theonion.com/minneapolis-announces-pla...

    https://www.theonion.com/minneapolis-announces-plan-to-replace-police-officers-w-1844627586
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    And, it begins. I'm not getting near any teenager...

    And, it begins. I'm not getting near any teenager for a long time.

    The person who took this picture was suspended for five days. We live in an awesome country.
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    Give them away. I just gave away an IMac that I...

    Give them away. I just gave away an IMac that I no longer needed to a family with two young teenagers, because they needed it a whole lot more than me, and it really wasn't worth that much in cash...
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    Yeah, but, it's legal and really really good.

    Yeah, but, it's legal and really really good.
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    Bridgeport is a fucking ghetto. Anyway, I know...

    Bridgeport is a fucking ghetto.

    Anyway, I know two people living in downtowns, one Manhattan, and one, Denver, and both are miserable about all this. There's no real reason to be there for a year...
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    I prefer 5 mg of an edible and a double shot...

    I prefer 5 mg of an edible and a double shot espresso.

    But, anyway, it's a weed. What did people expect? It grows fast, inside. They'll have to make it illegal again to keep prices up.
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    Bridgeport??

    Bridgeport??
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    Easy. Winter without lifts turning.

    Easy. Winter without lifts turning.
  12. Poll: Great. Let them take it first. But, they won't....

    Great. Let them take it first. But, they won't. The poor will be the guinea pigs.
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    I'm tired of fucking dealing. It's been over five...

    I'm tired of fucking dealing. It's been over five months, with no end in sight. But, yeah, perspective. I'm reading a great book on the Kindle (thank you, Kindle battery life). A World Lit Only By...
  14. And dodging all sorts of potholes and shitty...

    And dodging all sorts of potholes and shitty patchwork the long winters create, while trucks get all aggro on your ass, because, hey, it's the only road, and everybody uses it.
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    Isn't that normal in the winter up there?

    Isn't that normal in the winter up there?
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    Try dealing with all this, then having a tropical...

    Try dealing with all this, then having a tropical storm rip through your state, taking your power out for 36 hours, spoiling food in your fridge, and totally fucking up all the great road biking in...
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    https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/129132046789...

    https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1291320467895320576
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    ...but in much better shape than the chair people.

    ...but in much better shape than the chair people.
  19. Yeah, that's the problem with western mountain...

    Yeah, that's the problem with western mountain areas. No safe riding. But the same for the ADK and Vermont.
  20. I'm waiting for my man 26 dollars in my hand Up...

    I'm waiting for my man
    26 dollars in my hand
    Up to Lexington 125
    Feel sick and dirty
    more dead than alive
    I'm waiting for my man

    Hey white boy, what you doing uptown
    Hey white boy, you...
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    Well, people in glass houses and all that.

    Well, people in glass houses and all that.
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    No more skinning up and lapping Lanawee for free.

    No more skinning up and lapping Lanawee for free.
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    No power now since 3pm yesterday. Took a drive...

    No power now since 3pm yesterday. Took a drive before dark and trees down everywhere. Over 600000 in the dark statewide. As bad as Sandy.. Everything was cool until the tail end of that storm came...
  25. There's a bike trail for that these days.

    There's a bike trail for that these days.
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    No, yes, and Yes! Junior staffers, that's...

    No, yes, and Yes!

    Junior staffers, that's funny. In Trump's head, Jared is a junior staffer. The real junior staffers bring him Big Macs and spray his tan on.
  27. I did a factory tour a while back in their York,...

    I did a factory tour a while back in their York, Pa. facility, and they start it with a "history of Harley" film, and, man, that has not been a company without hard times in it's history. AMF,...
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    He was scared of flying?

    He was scared of flying?
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    Well, this is TGR, where you can live anywhere...

    Well, this is TGR, where you can live anywhere you want and wear your expensive ski pants all day long.

    Speaking of which, that explains the stench in gondolas and trams.
  30. That really sucks.

    That really sucks.
  31. Should help the Social Secrity fund survive in...

    Should help the Social Secrity fund survive in solvency a few more years, and I'd short Harley Davidson stock, although that company has been quite the survivor over its history.
  32. Wow, I did not know one of the great camps still...

    Wow, I did not know one of the great camps still existed and was used. The fucking driveway is eight miles long! That's not a bad price. Shows you how worthless ADK land is. I wonder what the...
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    And we used to mock the Chinese market.

    And we used to mock the Chinese market.
  34. And Marc Maron, the bartender, says, can I see...

    And Marc Maron, the bartender, says, can I see some I.D.?
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    Enough with beach shaming. ...

    Enough with beach shaming.

    https://twitter.com/JuliaLMarcus/status/1289984383378546689
  36. Poll: This Superintendent has a death already from Zoom...

    This Superintendent has a death already from Zoom teaching.


    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/08/01/schools-reopening-coronavirus-arizona-superintendent/

    Have you read about that...
  37. Road bikers are quite familiar with road kill. We...

    Road bikers are quite familiar with road kill. We see it every ride. I try to avoid thinking, well, that's what I would look like if crushed by a truck.
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    Well, it's TGR, where anybody should live...

    Well, it's TGR, where anybody should live anywhere they want to, and then punch down on the uncool kids that live in bad places.
  39. Poll: We're witnessing big issues with school opening...

    We're witnessing big issues with school opening right now. Already staff is sick in early August. Wait for September for the shit in fan moments, if they happen, which it seems they probably will....
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    That's nice for Facebook, but midtown is a ghost...

    That's nice for Facebook, but midtown is a ghost town right now. The NYT did a piece about my old building on Sixth Ave, the old Time Life, and it's only being used by 400 people, with a capacity of...
  41. My fear is getting one caught in the spokes, and...

    My fear is getting one caught in the spokes, and getting squirrel parts and blood sprayed all over me. Ewwww.
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    yo, motherfuckers

    yo, motherfuckers
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    From the Atlantic article. "In 2018, the U.S....

    From the Atlantic article.

    "In 2018, the U.S. had 115,000 cases of syphilis and 580,000 cases of gonorrhea—numbers not seen in almost three decades. It has 1.7 million cases of chlamydia, the...
  44. Carrey was catching some shit in another thread...

    Carrey was catching some shit in another thread recently, but, damn, at times he makes me laugh.
  45. Fuck, now that I have to do early morning rides...

    Fuck, now that I have to do early morning rides in this heat where I live, I take it down a notch or two on my downhills. Almost t boned a young buck Sunday morning at 35 mph. That will wake you up...
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    An Arizona superintendent on safely reopening...

    An Arizona superintendent on safely reopening schools: 'It's a fantasy' - The Washington Post

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/08/01/schools-reopening-coronavirus-arizona-superintendent
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    Great read. An Arizona superintendent on...

    Great read.

    An Arizona superintendent on safely reopening schools: 'It's a fantasy' - The Washington Post
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  48. You mean the brown Jasmine rice I buy all the...

    You mean the brown Jasmine rice I buy all the time?
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    Elon Musk got paid a trillion dollars for it....

    Elon Musk got paid a trillion dollars for it. Where you been?
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    Yeah. A remake is like the opposite of seminal....

    Yeah. A remake is like the opposite of seminal. Although the remake could be argued easily to be better than the original. But tough call. Howard Hawks made awesome movies.
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