HAha there you go MMR and OXY combo

Should probably get a measles vaccination too.

whiskey and triscuits

Whiskey and triscuits

Yet. Heard they made an offer a couple of years ago but Fast Freddie was too smart to take it. Seems he isn't done running the place into the ground. Yet.

I must be taking asshole pills

He said massive Harbl......... can't believe i read this all the way through before anyone else posted.

Don't understand why you throw away a perfectly good edible?

This is so much better, using dogs. Last time I was at Vail they closed I70 down so they could do a car by car search. as luck would have it we only had weed, no grinder.

I grew a beard today

Open for breakfast?

Vail

So for those of us who don't live near the coast these folks

https://getmainelobster.com/

run some good specials, 60% off is worth waiting for. Never bought any live but the tails are ...

Just got a pair of SX Gloves these things are built to last. Measuring my hand I was in between M and L. Medium fits grate but I have short fingers. Those liners are plush and fit my hestra heli...

More Gore. So was there for the Stella storm last March. Skied until about 3:00 went in for a break and they closed the mountain because they had gotten too much snow.

209365

Well actually the...

A fucking mini-van??? Donate your car to NPR

https://help.npr.org/customer/en/portal/articles/2086308-how-do-i-make-a-vehicle-donation-

Thank-you

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Conditions in the trees improving here in WVa. Went out for a short spin in the side country ysterday, not much base, mostly twigs and pine needles but should have a nice cover of leaves in...

Always tell the truth it is the easiest thing to remember

you're pretty smart for a girl

Runner Up
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Whoa, wait a minute i didn't think anyone was saying that regularly consuming large quantities of beer in not good for you, just that it could make you fat.

I think that spraying the roundup on breakfast cerial is brilliant. Eat cerial, piss on goatheads, problem solved.

Chinken and waffles

plus, now they can claim they have a detachable chair...................

Haha, he was moar worried about kicking his RTM's off and letting them free fall to the ground than he was about the rope around his neck?

Hey scottyb it has been a weird season so far, this was more weird than I needed. JohnL and I rode that chair Friday from 4-6:30. He got stuck on it Saturday, he was not too far up, above the terrain...

Cataloochee, it's in NC. Wondered who was building that house, HUDGE $$$$$$$$$.


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Happy Birthday

Life is too short to drink lite beer

My in-laws family motto is "there's never enough time to do the job right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over".

Can I bring my motorboat?

Alzheimers runs in mom's family, I think there are meds that delay the progress. Probably would have to be tested before they



umm



would give you the meds, so, yeah I guess at some point...

Well thank-you grrrrr.

84 posts for me to figure out that this wasn't the martini thread. Is Beefeater dirty on the rocks a martini?

What pisses me off is when they serve me a piece of meat...

Timberridge this is an awesome idea, a proActive approach and potentially a real money maker as well. You could put one of these on every coffee table in all those 0.5% neighborhoods. One thing rich...

Motherfucking Yellow Jackets. Only way i've ever found their nests is with a lawnmower. Normal bees can only sting you one time, yellow jackets just keep hitting until you can kill it. Two or three...

Sig-worthy.

So I am thinking about quitting my job to write a book, a really long book like War and Peace, only funny?

or cointreau

is a dirty gin martini a cacktail?

Ha liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Peace, so sorry.

What's the difference between a paddle and a beater?

What?? There is another thread?
What happens if the threads cross-postulate?

edith: OK back now seems they aready have. This thread is so much better because the beaters are answering questions.

Have you ever seen a sasquatch riding an unicorn?
Does my dick make my ass look little?

Austin did you say how long you'll be there? Consider a trip to Red Rock Canyon and/or Hoover Dam.

smells like what?

don't plan around Purple powder alert

Paving crew
Bud pharmer

hmmm, just checked, someone just dared to call a Purple Powder Alert. I'll be rollin in tonight, sometime after 420, cya.

Ya middle of winter but here i am down for a day or two so i'm in PR looking for some drama..............

So i'm thinking next we hear from Master skijong0, he'll be telling us he met Miss...

Easy to quit, hard to not start again. Think of it this way, if you smoke only one more ciggarette, there is a 99% chance that you will DIE from smoking. You quit?? Just don't start again. I'd rather...