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    You got that backwards.

    You got that backwards.
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    It is always a good idea to get a welfare check...

    It is always a good idea to get a welfare check on Danno.
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    Weirdos.

    Weirdos.
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    Probably less destructive than my go to which is...

    Probably less destructive than my go to which is to kick the door right next to the door handle, assuming the door opens in and away from you. Unless you have a good deadbolt with a sturdy...
  5. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Miss Mayhem just had to go out. 301960

    Miss Mayhem just had to go out.

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    Immunizations?

    Immunizations?
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    Belongs in POS. For the folks issuing and...

    Belongs in POS. For the folks issuing and enforcing said ass-hattery. Not for Neil Young. He's motherfucking Neil Young! He can smoke 'em if he's got 'em.
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    The Lakers can still eat a big bag of dicks. Go...

    The Lakers can still eat a big bag of dicks. Go Celtics.
  9. Word.

    Word.
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    OMG There's stupid and then there's this...

    OMG

    There's stupid and then there's this jackoff. Forget forest through the trees, he doesn't even know what a tree is. Peter Principle at work.
  11. You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

    You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
  12. My toy poodle needs a reset now and then. I...

    My toy poodle needs a reset now and then. I poach chicken breasts for him and then use the liquid to cook white rice. He love chicken and gloppy rice. He crazy if he thinks I gonna cook like that...
  13. You gotta be doing like a buck fifty to make it...

    You gotta be doing like a buck fifty to make it there off that kicker, no?
  14. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    A few days ago. She was not amused. She is...

    A few days ago. She was not amused. She is getting used to it. Clamors to go out, sometimes decides not to go out after all while I am standing there with the door open in my boxers heating the...
  15. That's funny.

    That's funny.
  16. What the hell's goin on around here!?!? You...

    What the hell's goin on around here!?!?

    You Can't Bring Me Down ...with your motherfucking Glenn Danzig.


    https://youtu.be/nxcJW6bs5os
  17. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    301735

    301735
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    That's it, I'm going.

    That's it, I'm going.
  19. Thread: View right now

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    What is it?

    What is it?
  20. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    He'll get over it.

    He'll get over it.
  21. lulz

    lulz
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    West Virginia as fuck.

    West Virginia as fuck.
  23. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    301526 Daddy. I'm cold.

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    Daddy. I'm cold.
  24. LOL Does your dog bite? No. Ouch! Hey,...

    LOL

    Does your dog bite?

    No.

    Ouch! Hey, your dog bit me!

    That's not my dog.
  25. Yes and yes

    Yes and yes
  26. I once knew a chow-chow that went through a 2"...

    I once knew a chow-chow that went through a 2" oak door. Not to be misunderestimated.
  27. I've actually been to a Tool concert. 1996,...

    I've actually been to a Tool concert. 1996, Universal Amphitheatre.
  28. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    That rocks.

    That rocks.
  29. I pulled into town in a police car Your daddy...

    I pulled into town in a police car
    Your daddy said I took it just a little too far
    You're tellin' other things, but your girlfriend lied
    You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died
    Yes it did
  30. You must be fun at parties.

    You must be fun at parties.
  31. Danger.

    Danger.
  32. That's dedication.

    That's dedication.
  33. All of them.

    All of them.
  34. Glenn looks like shit. Do does Rudy.

    Glenn looks like shit. Do does Rudy.
  35. That last one crossed the line.

    That last one crossed the line.
  36. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Zombie cat!

    Zombie cat!
  37. Exactly.

    Exactly.
  38. This.

    This.
  39. My post was inspired because I took the Chuck...

    My post was inspired because I took the Chuck Norris of dumps right before, so you called it. That thing could roundhouse kick you into the next area code. I thought for a moment I was going to...
  40. APB on FCs wifey.

    APB on FCs wifey.
  41. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    They are definitely figuring out between them how...

    They are definitely figuring out between them how to eat you first.
  42. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Moar kitteh bellyz! 301367

    Moar kitteh bellyz!

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  43. STFU, Boomer.

    STFU, Boomer.
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    Did you check her teeth?

    Did you check her teeth?
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    I flew Lufthansa round trip from Frankfurt to...

    I flew Lufthansa round trip from Frankfurt to Bucharest two years ago. That was interesting. They had some serious attitude. IIRC we flew in and out of terminal Z in FRA which definitely felt like...
  46. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    M'kay? 301338

    M'kay?

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  47. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    I guardz the stairess for you 301337

    I guardz the stairess for you

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  48. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    I often wonder if cats can cross over when they...

    I often wonder if cats can cross over when they are sleeping. I'd like to think Miss Mayhem was helping Oreo chase after the big dogs this afternoon. She was a little twitchy in her sleep.
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    Luftwaffe Is best flown to and from Germany. ...

    Luftwaffe Is best flown to and from Germany. Take Turkish to Istanbul.
  50. Taking really, really, really big dumps.

    Taking really, really, really big dumps.
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