I've never given a flying fuck about any "royal."

Harry has always seemed like a good dude.

I'm 99.9% certain that it's impossible to get wasted on White Claw.



https://media.tenor.com/images/d1a455a115942a372a54cd7ffb2c8182/tenor.gif

I think she is hilarious. HUGE stoner too. Would make an outstanding maggette.

I read the reason she is wearing stickers on her nips this time is because the Town of Whistler asked her not to...

Can't be real.

Someone's gonna hook up with her solely for bragging rights.

Dude, she isn't overweight tho....


Heh. Jinkies indeed.

One way to get sunshine on the perineum.

Smoking hot

That ain't thicc, that's curvy. German Fraulein as well...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ5y_3Bp2LH/

That lass has quite the "hanging chad."

Agreed.

Well, they're married, so...

Bwahahaha

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=356298&d=1609791480

Snu Snu?

Oh I know. I threw $3 her way, looked at her posts, then bailed.

A gentleman never tells...

But fuck yeah I did. https://onlyfans.com/mrsrobinsonvip

I followed a link on IG to a cute Cougar's OF page. Membership for soft-core was $3/mo - which seems like a good deal, right? No wonder she has >14k members. Homegirl is pulling down at least...

Bwahahahaha

Gotta say it took me a moment.

OK.

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=353548&d=1608303525&thumb=1
Come to Butthead.

Fuck. Yes.

I love this so much.

Hilarious.

Always loved that one.

That was fun!

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=348713&d=1605798210&thumb=1

Great Scot!

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Trust me on this: Kayleigh looks like a...

Late to the party but yeah, that was really fucking cool.


Had to look her up. Her name is Heidi Romanova and good God she is gorgeous.
...

Those are gonna end up on her belly button in a few years.

My fave.

Liya Silver. Does some outstanding porn.

#2 is a Photoshop of Scarlett. Not even a good one.

OMG those eyes...

That is Poetry.



Does he volunteer at the local library? ;)

Speaking of chicks with balls:

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Wow, bro. Your mom was hot.

Same for Saudi Girls in DC in the Late 80's. Kashoggi had just donated millions to American University and it became a place for the Saudi Elite to study and let their hair down (literally) until...

That's insane. My brain is full of fuck.

Change for a nickle, I hope.

Yeah, She is stunning.

Cheap beer logos.

Tasty.

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I'd like a Hemi Cuda. Don't care what year.

That made my brain hurt.

Found a new Insta account for booner to follow. Unfortunately she doesn't post her body very often tho.

332846

in order. The blonde is a psycho, the brunette just spicy.


Yeah no.

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=332490&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1593002843

Easiest game of Fuck/Marry/Kill ever.

You base this observation on...

He DMed her.