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08-22-2017, 04:21 PM
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I fucking hope to god that posting on TGR isn't...
I fucking hope to god that posting on TGR isn't Wooley's new pre-shot routine...
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07-21-2017, 02:17 PM
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Boy did I fucking stink up the joint today... ...
Boy did I fucking stink up the joint today... God damn... Luckily, I did it at a course I will never, ever, for the rest of my goddamned life, play again. (The Meadows, in Littleton, btw.) Teed off...
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06-29-2017, 07:25 AM
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Only played 9 for the second time all year...
Only played 9 for the second time all year yesterday, but magically found everything in the bag at the same time. Took a couple of holes to get the short game connected, but played 3-7 three under. ...
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06-10-2017, 04:57 PM
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I think it is, to some degree, beyond ones...
I think it is, to some degree, beyond ones control. The most irritating round I ever shot there was while I was playing really well. The funnel greens and random mid-fairway bullshit can't really...
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06-07-2017, 10:43 PM
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Played fossil trace today for my first round of...
Played fossil trace today for my first round of the year. Played with a couple of friends from Cali, and was a little embarrassed... That course is like a bad joke. A well maintained, public...
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05-20-2017, 02:06 AM
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Lol... I'll totally cop to that. Shooting in the...
Lol... I'll totally cop to that. Shooting in the 90’s does suck... But I haven't posted a single round over 75 this spring... Of course, I haven't posted any rounds equal to or lower than 75...
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04-30-2017, 06:58 PM
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I play with one all the time... DasBlunt has...
I play with one all the time... DasBlunt has never lost a long drive bet to me, unless I was there. Otherwise, he's undefeated!
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04-12-2017, 09:11 PM
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Trump National on aerated greens? Sad. I'm...
Trump National on aerated greens? Sad.
I'm around next week. Text when you're back in town and pick a day - any day except Wednesday. Let's see how the weather breaks... If it's warm enough,... -
04-12-2017, 05:16 PM
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^ Or sell it to DasB. He needs a new driver and...
^ Or sell it to DasB. He needs a new driver and it couldn't be any worse than the one he's got...
D - Ski/golf tomorrow? I can be at AB by 10:30, maybe tee off around 4? -
02-16-2017, 09:31 PM
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There's something magical about releasing at the...
There's something magical about releasing at the top of the back swing so you can feel the weight of the club head transfer through weightlessness and begin to create tension... I couldn't name...
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09-20-2016, 08:52 PM
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Lol...
Lol...
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09-20-2016, 08:19 PM
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09-20-2016, 07:36 PM
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Nah, that's not creepy. [emoji108] bet they...
Nah, that's not creepy. [emoji108]
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09-03-2016, 07:09 PM
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Always nice when you know straight away that...
Always nice when you know straight away that you'll never hear the end of something.
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09-03-2016, 01:09 AM
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The depreciation on your c250 is what's fucking...
The depreciation on your c250 is what's fucking with you. Get yourself into a nice Pontiac Aztek and those worries will just melt away.
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08-30-2016, 03:44 PM
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The Twat-erfront?
The Twat-erfront?
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08-23-2016, 09:20 PM
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08-23-2016, 11:37 AM
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Played as a twosome in a 4 man scramble at...
Played as a twosome in a 4 man scramble at Glenmoor CC with DasB yesterday. What an awesome day. First, got comped for the whole thing... Lunch, drinks, golf, dinner, etc... Then the other half...
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08-02-2016, 10:02 PM
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Nailed it. A couple of great holes (#1, for...
Nailed it.
A couple of great holes (#1, for instance), a few gimmicky holes (10, 12, 15, at least...), and several scenic and reasonably well maintained holes. Too expensive, and not nearly... -
07-30-2016, 06:59 PM
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07-24-2016, 09:08 PM
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You like losing golf balls?
You like losing golf balls?
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07-24-2016, 09:05 PM
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Lol... not sure if I've posted this before. ...
Lol... not sure if I've posted this before. Lived on Warren Ct. in South Orange for a while. I had an elderly next door neighbor who had his county card and played Weequaic religiously. We'd drive...
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07-18-2016, 03:30 PM
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I've been known to spray the occasional tee shot....
I've been known to spray the occasional tee shot. I realize I'm probably alone in that...
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07-17-2016, 10:06 PM
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Lol... I've been thinking of shaving 30-40 yards...
Lol... I've been thinking of shaving 30-40 yards off my tee shots... Is yours for sale?
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07-13-2016, 08:35 PM
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Thanks! Keep at it. If it clarifies things...
Thanks!
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07-13-2016, 08:28 PM
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Hit a golf ball about as hard as I can possibly...
Hit a golf ball about as hard as I can possibly hit one last night... Played West Woods for the first time, which features several tucked tee boxes. Unfortunately, this one needed a bit of a trim...
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06-30-2016, 02:54 PM
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PM Rontele.
PM Rontele.
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06-29-2016, 03:41 PM
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I did once... I won a "rescue" club, probably...
I did once... I won a "rescue" club, probably pretty similar to the one you got... Might have even been an Adams... The first several times I used it, it was a guaranteed 225, straight as an...
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06-29-2016, 02:22 PM
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Nah dude... he's got you there.
Nah dude... he's got you there.
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06-28-2016, 07:57 AM
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Cool - have fun man.
Cool - have fun man.
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06-28-2016, 05:57 AM
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Wooley - I'm sorry for your loss man.. But don't...
Wooley - I'm sorry for your loss man.. But don't be going all pedoherp on us. Not in the mood to have your golf chops busted? Skip the golf chop busting thread for a couple of days.
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06-27-2016, 10:18 PM
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I see you've met Wooley.
I see you've met Wooley.
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06-24-2016, 08:56 AM
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It's not like you ordered Top Flites off of...
It's not like you ordered Top Flites off of Amazon. Settle down Beavis.
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06-23-2016, 08:52 AM
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^ Sorry to hear that Wooley. Glad we could...
^ Sorry to hear that Wooley. Glad we could create a little comic relief.
I won't be at BBI17 - hoping just to still be in CO. Otherwise we might have to move the comp to Mt. Mitchell. But... -
06-23-2016, 06:05 AM
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What's not fair? You don't like the pressure of...
What's not fair? You don't like the pressure of Teledork betting on you? Sounds like he's still good to go! It was your idea you wanted to bet me. You ski for shit, and you obviously only know...
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06-22-2016, 10:15 PM
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As I said, I'm sure you're super rad. If you can...
As I said, I'm sure you're super rad. If you can get Teledork to ride you for $10k, we have a bet. I'll go to $100k if that's his preference. You're undoubtedly a master of the mental game of...
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06-22-2016, 06:58 PM
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Good thing you're retired... Otherwise you'd be...
Good thing you're retired... Otherwise you'd be calling in SIIIIICK!
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06-22-2016, 06:21 PM
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Not seeing whats unclear.. You were at BBI16,...
Not seeing whats unclear.. You were at BBI16, and no one would ski your lines. I can ask anyone. You must be awesome. Can't wait to ski with you. Teledork better hit the ATM on the way up.
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06-22-2016, 04:57 PM
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I'm sure you're super rad. Maybe one day we'll...
I'm sure you're super rad. Maybe one day we'll find out. Any BBI16 attendees want to corroborate wooley's claim about being the best skier on the mountain that weekend?
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06-22-2016, 06:57 AM
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Oh no Wooley... I play with cheap golf balls. ...
Oh no Wooley... I play with cheap golf balls. But you lose to me and I'm taking your little balls, Fight Club style.
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06-21-2016, 11:35 PM
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You'll probably want strokes on top of those 10/1...
You'll probably want strokes on top of those 10/1 odds you just asked for.
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06-21-2016, 05:40 PM
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I don't think it'd get ruled that way. If the...
I don't think it'd get ruled that way. If the dude offers to tend, and then doesn't, I can't imagine that'd go against you. That'd be another putter to the grill scenario...
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06-21-2016, 05:07 PM
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Surprised the dude didn't take off after the ball...
Surprised the dude didn't take off after the ball as soon as it looked like it might have had the line!
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06-21-2016, 03:33 PM
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Acting like you're waiting to hit until the...
Acting like you're waiting to hit until the course minder holds up the quiet sign is assholish in its own right.
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06-21-2016, 03:29 PM
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A classic... "If you're going to hit something...
A classic...
"If you're going to hit something that fat, you should do it at home with the blinds closed..."
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06-21-2016, 03:27 PM
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Thanks - I'm here all week!
Thanks - I'm here all week!
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06-21-2016, 03:23 PM
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Shit talking as a way of life and trying to play...
Shit talking as a way of life and trying to play mind games with your opponent aren't the same thing. The line between fun and disrespect is all about the context. Fuck around with someone you...
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06-21-2016, 02:58 PM
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Shouldn't you be focusing or something? I can...
Shouldn't you be focusing or something? I can only imagine what you guys do to warm up....
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06-21-2016, 02:53 PM
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If you have any class at all, you play your game...
If you have any class at all, you play your game and interact with other competitors politely. The USGA rules specifically state that you shouldn't distract your opponent. You can either choose to...
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06-21-2016, 02:33 PM
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Lol... So you read a book once where Nicklaus...
Lol... So you read a book once where Nicklaus talked about psyching out opponents in MP scenarios. That's cute... You talking about winning the mental game of golf is like the gun nuts talking...
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