My uncle made me promise him a proper Viking burial when he dies. It’s definitely going to piss somebody off.

The whole diaper thing blows my freakin mind. There are so many weird things people are into that you’d never in a million years come up with.

Remember when we learned what cakefarting was a...

“Fucking douchebag” about sums it up for you.

Fuckin loser.

Dude get over yourself. She wouldn’t fuck you if you had ICEMAN’s money and my dick.

Giant cake tampon?

Salmon cannon loaded with cake?

Only the shadow knows!

Any certified lift in any state with Tramway oversight requires rollback dogs, which are basically giant one-way ratchet teeth that engage and lock the bullwheel should it roll back farther than say...

Thanks but that’s not what this is about other than to remind people to be at least semi-courteous with their NSFW posts. You just never know with that kind of shit.

My little brother burned to death. He looked like a monster when he died in my arms. I’d prefer not to be surprised by a video like that again if possible.

So yeah pretty much FUCK YOU. A funny...

For a second there I thought we were in the "shit that annoys you" thread.

Lol Shitner

Wait, really? Can I buy them from you/ trade pics of Benny's Mom in a donkey show for them??

Twapestries and fisheye are a bad combo.

You haven't noticed? He's desperately trying to convince us all- and also himself- that he's super cool/liked/funny etc. He also likes to infer that he's above "all this" while knee deep in it. ...

Is it just me or does wolverine look kinda like blurred, but minus the beard?

No, car is a Lamborghini Diablo VT Roadster, and I think the blond is Jon Olssen

No, it's just the kamikaze thing that spills over. They can't help it. They're owning it in their own way.

Aw, man... You mean the food chain's not G rated? That's fucked up!

When Ben Spies sneezes, every female within 10 miles becomes pregnant.

Fact.