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    NakedShort assured us that the END WAS NEAR. :D

    NakedShort assured us that the END WAS NEAR.

    :D
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    Where the FUCK is NakedShorts?? This may be his...

    Where the FUCK is NakedShorts?? This may be his time to shine.

    :D
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    Index funds, my man... boring as all shit, but...

    Index funds, my man... boring as all shit, but line goes up.
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    Weird to me as well. Investing is simply a means...

    Weird to me as well. Investing is simply a means to an end. The "end" being skiing, eating, and generally fucking off. :D
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    NakedShorts disappoints me greatly. But maybe...

    NakedShorts disappoints me greatly.

    But maybe he'll be right next week.

    :D
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    Please tell me when it'll happen. ...

    Please tell me when it'll happen.

    NakedShorts assured us back in August last year that "the top is in or close."
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    SMRT.

    SMRT.
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    Maybe Naked Shorts will have his minute in the...

    Maybe Naked Shorts will have his minute in the limelight!! :D
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    I *demand* a report from Naked Shorts. Where the...

    I *demand* a report from Naked Shorts. Where the fuck is he??

    I want an explanation. I shorted the market MONTHS ago and am losing my shirt.

    I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!

    :D
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    Where the hell is Naked Shorts?? Maybe next...

    Where the hell is Naked Shorts??

    Maybe next week he'll be right...

    :D
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    Maybe. :fmicon:

    Maybe. :fmicon:
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    Dollar cost averaging, my good man... DCA. :D

    Dollar cost averaging, my good man... DCA. :D
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    Hopefully ghosthop bought back around 3:58pm EST...

    Hopefully ghosthop bought back around 3:58pm EST yesterday.

    :D
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    Hopefully ghosthop sold around 1:00pm EST today....

    Hopefully ghosthop sold around 1:00pm EST today.

    :fm:

    Maybe nakedshorts will finally be right.

    :D
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    What you're doing is trying to time the market. ...

    What you're doing is trying to time the market.

    And it almost *never* works over the long term.

    Seriously - just leave it there until you need to move it due to a change in your risk profile,...
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    I'm just curious what you're planning to do with...

    I'm just curious what you're planning to do with the "money back" since this is a retirement account? Something with less risk?
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    I'm in VOO - seems to track pretty well. Pretty...

    I'm in VOO - seems to track pretty well. Pretty low expenses.
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    Don't forget ISIS and MS-13! Perhaps throw in...

    Don't forget ISIS and MS-13! Perhaps throw in the FBI? And if you're feeling frisky, the CIA.

    :D
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    He'll be by any time now to double down. :D

    He'll be by any time now to double down.

    :D
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    I think we can *all* find common ground here. :D

    I think we can *all* find common ground here. :D
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    Naked has been oddly silent over the last few...

    Naked has been oddly silent over the last few weeks.

    I guess given a long enough timeline he'll EVENTUALLY be right. :D
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    Srsly - the cognitive dissonance of most folks of...

    Srsly - the cognitive dissonance of most folks of a certain political bent is hilarious/sad/maddening. :D
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    The ironic part is that they will be working for...

    The ironic part is that they will be working for mouth-breathing Trumptards for the most part.

    "i dIdN'T KnOw tHeY WeRe iLlEgAl!"

    :rolleyes:
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    It's really easy for Boomers to rail on the evils...

    It's really easy for Boomers to rail on the evils of Socialism now that they're all on Medicare.

    :cussing:
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    Yep. That's how it works...

    Yep. That's how it works...
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    Sounds like naked shorts. Calling for a collapse...

    Sounds like naked shorts. Calling for a collapse of the market is easy to do if you consider the infinite future your timeframe. :D
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    So calling it "breaking" is a bit disingenuous?

    So calling it "breaking" is a bit disingenuous?
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    I've been hearing it since I was in HS in the...

    I've been hearing it since I was in HS in the 80's. It's a tired old trope...
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    Current debt: ~$32 trillion Current wealth held...

    Current debt: ~$32 trillion
    Current wealth held by Boomers: ~$70 trillion

    Seems like the solution to the SS (as well as U.S. debt) problem is obvious.

    :fmicon:
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    Ya see? Now THAT'S how you do it. :fmicon:

    Ya see? Now THAT'S how you do it. :fmicon:
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    LITERALLY.

    LITERALLY.
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    tAxAtIoN Is tHeFt!!

    tAxAtIoN Is tHeFt!!
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    aLl tHeSe pOoR-PeOpLe pRoGrAmS ArE BaNkRuPtInG...

    aLl tHeSe pOoR-PeOpLe pRoGrAmS ArE BaNkRuPtInG OuR CoUnTrY!!
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    You spelled "totally fuckin' wrong" wrong. :D

    You spelled "totally fuckin' wrong" wrong.

    :D
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    So keep in mind that the horizon for using these...

    So keep in mind that the horizon for using these funds may not be "short-term" - you may want to factor that into the decision-making...

    FWIW, our kids 529 plan *automatically* moved invested...
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    (Awesomist) HOOKERS AND BLOW!! 458048

    (Awesomist)
    HOOKERS AND BLOW!!

    458048
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    So it's a feature? :D

    So it's a feature? :D
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    Fuck those morans. :mad:

    Fuck those morans. :mad:
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    jUsT InVeSt tHoSe dEpOsItS In bItCoIn!!

    jUsT InVeSt tHoSe dEpOsItS In bItCoIn!!
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    Eh. Fuck those people. :fmicon:

    Eh. Fuck those people.

    :fmicon:
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    Besides... who the fuck keeps more than $250K in...

    Besides... who the fuck keeps more than $250K in their checking/savings account? :confused:
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    Gotcha. Makes sense. So there may be some...

    Gotcha. Makes sense. So there may be some commercial customers in Silicon Valley that take quite a haircut, eh?
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    How is it that the deposits are *not* insured? ...

    How is it that the deposits are *not* insured?

    Is it because of the *type* of deposit?

    This is very odd...
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    There are some true financial WIZARDS in this...

    There are some true financial WIZARDS in this thread.

    :fmicon:
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    ...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230228/d6634...

    ...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230228/d66346e0f5fbb51ddce1fed5602c1a19.jpg
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    Wait... So line go down?? :cussing: :D

    Wait...

    So line go down??

    :cussing:

    :D
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    Also worth noting that the core CPI was quite a...

    Also worth noting that the core CPI was quite a bit less than forecast.
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    "Oh, sure - fuckin' MAIL me a check for several...

    "Oh, sure - fuckin' MAIL me a check for several hundred thousand dollars. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"

    :rolleyes2
    :cussing:
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    What sort of Medieval 401K mgmt company is it...

    What sort of Medieval 401K mgmt company is it with?? Rollover comes to you in a check?? I'd be irritated...
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    Home equity loans to make payments? BRILLIANT!...

    Home equity loans to make payments?

    BRILLIANT!

    :D
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