fred you need anybody to solder copper? I'm quite good at it. Or is everyone using PEX and compression fittings now?

Just thinking ahead in case I get laid off.
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Gold is selling like $1.50 hot dogs at Costco.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/27/costco-is-selling-gold-bars-and-they-are-selling-out-within-a-few-hours.html

I understand now why he said "asses"

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Jeez, I hope they didn't leave spooge all over the place at the Continuum.

This will settle down in a week. All the money managers will be heading to the Hamptons and Nantucket next week for the summer. HS graduations are this week, then off to the beach.

But, if...

Arborvitaes if you need something quick growing.

How did Credit Suisse miss out? They're usually at the epicenter of every shitshow.

Exactly. Used to call the real number to beat the whisper number. You need to know the whisper number, not the published one.

Hold on to your hats.

Here all day except Sat and Sun and major holidays for your entertainment.

Btw. It's not a crazy idea if the stock ends up going to $300 again. It's a 40% return.

They should use it to buy back stock.

Benny started it.

Don't let Benny suck you in to his black hole of negativity.

You both need to go for a bike ride.

500 people in the whole world? C'mon man.

Que?

You and Benny sound like two broken down old guys at a bar. Then glademaster walks in and somehow by comparison you both are Tony Robbins.

There you go again Benny. You're like an older, more genteel glademaster of negativity.

Nothing wrong with that fred, everyone has different priorities.

It's possible Brett had an inheritance and squandered it away on heli trips, indie skis and buying high and selling low. We just...

Maybe he didn't move to a CO ski town at 21 and work as a ski technician for 7 years like Brett?

^Benny wants everyone to be miserable, then he's happy.

Jeez, it's like you guys just discovered Benny's posts or something.

Then there's a lesson to be learned about saving some money and helping out the next generation, and so on, and so on.

Will Redditors go long DKNG, or are they out of $$ betting on all the other tickers?
And who names their fund Hindenburg?

Charts, schmarts. Did y'all look at the Apple stock chart in 1983 and say, "Fuck no, 8 bucks is too expensive, I'm waiting for the dip?" You buy this shit and hold it till they pry it from your...

You'll never turn $800 into a billion that way Bob.

For a day at least...tomorrow comes and the market can whack you in the knees.

GME: "Look out Bitcoin...coming thru."

What are the legal ramifications if they file an offering prospectus, pray tell? It's already the stock market equivalent of Pee-Wee's playhouse.

Who cares, they don't set the price.

This BoD should be replaced because of incompetence.

Is GME management daft? Why are they not issuing stock here?

https://twitter.com/public/status/1364218786757419011

Perfect. You're practically guaranteed to retire rich doing it that way.

cod?

Here's an exercise if you think you can time the market. Have a friend grab a historical chart of the S&P or your favorite stock from a 2 yr period in the last 20 yrs, clip off the the dates, a...

^Have you considered Yun Li might be a Chinese operative spreading disinformation and lies to undercut the free market and destabilize America?

Its the same when the grocery store shelf tags advertise 2 for $5. Most people including my wife don't realize you can just buy 1 for $2.50.

...or night trade on the Singapore exchange.

That wasn't a scratch off lottery ticket, it was LSD.

Hopefully it wasn't one of those overhopped craft brewed IPA's?

^Get high and buy. That's my motto.

Which side is Cono Este on?

Don't worry about what other people have and you don't. Be grateful for what you have. Jealousy and envy will eat you up.

--TR's philosophical musings for today, 7/30/20

All you need now is somebody to tweet that Elon Musk is joining the KODK BoD-- this thing will go up another 1000%.

How can anyone predict a slowdown or speed up? Only the virus can. The economy is chomping at the bit, but if we go back into lockdown it's gonna be a long slog.

How do you lose 2B euros in cash? Inquiring minds would like to know.

Ffs, this place is becoming like a KQ post. Everybody posting links to articles. Just need the Cliff notes version.

Am I buying or selling here?

In other news...
The day-trading explosion...

Did everyone buy the dip yesterday?

^Unless all those Robinhood accounts get margin calls on their HTZ positions. Then they'll have to wait for the next stimulus check.

The Draft Kings crowd went short in their Robinhood accounts, duh.

And this time I even said "I'm not going to listen to Benny, I'm not going to listen to Benny." Goddamn it...

Benny thought so.