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    https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49750499162_66...

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  2. Batman is an anti-social scientist

    Batman is an anti-social scientist
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    It's a quote from Generation X: Tales for an...

    It's a quote from Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture, but I'm pretty sure my brother still has all of his industrial vinyl. I think it would be a cold dead hands situation though.

    ...
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    A fairly extensive collection of German...

    A fairly extensive collection of German industrial music dance mix EP records, stored for even further embarrassment under a box of crumbling Christmas tree ornaments in a Portland, Oregon basement.
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    I'm looking at UKFG. It's a reit 100% comprised...

    I'm looking at UKFG. It's a reit 100% comprised of 5G towers in the United Kingdom. Can't lose!
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    Do they work? or are they all day everyday fox...

    Do they work? or are they all day everyday fox watching old fucks?

    I was texting with a friend who works (essential) with a lot of maga folks, and asked him if they still thought it was a hoax....
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    Nothing?! He played golf six times and held...

    Nothing?! He played golf six times and held eleven campaign rallies!

    There's only so much one man can do!
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    Peter Navarro: Batman's a scientist.

    Peter Navarro: Batman's a scientist.
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    Never knew that, but now that I think about it,...

    Never knew that, but now that I think about it, yeah most of my junk mail from insurance companies and banks are blue.

    The one thing trump knows is marketing.
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    That explains why I saw so many letters for the...

    That explains why I saw so many letters for the mailman on my neighbors' mail boxes while walking the dogs: Return to sender.
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    But he does know the importance of being earnest.

    But he does know the importance of being earnest.
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    Wow. Hopefully, that little flare up will be the...

    Wow. Hopefully, that little flare up will be the last of it.
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    Don't disagree with any of that.

    Don't disagree with any of that.
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    That's really the biggest national failure. ...

    That's really the biggest national failure.

    Corporate America gets bailouts, yet joe-public has to go on the internet to learn how to turn his tighty whities into a mask!
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    @marcus, I get that, but the last page or two is...

    @marcus, I get that, but the last page or two is about how nobody even knows how to keep it on their face.
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    Like I said above, idiocracy. This is...

    Like I said above, idiocracy.



    This is exactly correct, but I'm not sure it's a bad thing. For the same reason that cops aren't wearing homemade bulletproof vests, the vast majority of homemade...
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    most people

    most people
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    covid-19 is an IQ test for America, and we're...

    covid-19 is an IQ test for America, and we're scoring near the bottom.

    Yesterday I saw someone wear a mask to ride their bike to the vegetable stand, then pull the mask down to talk. I saw someone...
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    African or European Lily Pads?

    African or European Lily Pads?
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    I've been John Malkovich the whole time.

    I've been John Malkovich the whole time.
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    @swissiphic, there won't be a run on Canadian...

    @swissiphic, there won't be a run on Canadian banks. The big five are all amongst the safest, most conservative places to put your money.
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    Plus, they're really just following the herd:...

    Plus, they're really just following the herd: holy shit! they're running out of toilet paper. grab as much as you can!
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    Absolutely. It gets around means testing as...

    Absolutely.

    It gets around means testing as well. "Here's money to spend into the economy "
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    That's basically food stamps, and it is a good...

    That's basically food stamps, and it is a good idea.
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    Dialetheia.

    Dialetheia.
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    Fact: you are the nuttiest poster in this thread...

    Fact: you are the nuttiest poster in this thread - and that's saying a lot.
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    Just as he foretold, he is killing people on...

    Just as he foretold, he is killing people on fifth avenue.
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    Ha! I might steal that. Happy b'day ice....

    Ha! I might steal that.

    Happy b'day ice. Selling that house might be the perfect birthday gift.
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    I've been drinking Corpse Revivers lately.

    I've been drinking Corpse Revivers lately.
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    Reality hits you hard, bro....

    Reality hits you hard, bro.
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    I see a lot of them around here, but always think...

    I see a lot of them around here, but always think 'why?'
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    Saw this tidbit this morning The Coronavirus...

    Saw this tidbit this morning

    The Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act was signed into law by President Trump on March 27. Companies that borrow from the federal government...
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    Moose down, squirrel to go 323004

    Moose down, squirrel to go

    323004
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  35. Try cropping a few pixels from one side (or...

    Try cropping a few pixels from one side (or top/bottom)
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    tiller

    tiller
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    Busses are free here now too, but it's warm. The...

    Busses are free here now too, but it's warm. The homeless would rather be outside. They have their hangouts and cliques just like the 'homed'. Are they really just riding around for warmth there? No...
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    It was the 80s. Everything was plastic.

    It was the 80s. Everything was plastic.
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    Just the towel. We stole it from the janitor's...

    Just the towel. We stole it from the janitor's unlocked closet while he wasn't looking. We never had the case.

    When it hit the end - maybe 5 to 10 feet above the pavement - the plastic (metal?)...
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    When I was in elementary school we stole one and...

    When I was in elementary school we stole one and hung it from a freeway overpass. That fucker was long. Cars were slowing and swerving. Good times.
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    Circling back to this because I'm bored, but who...

    Circling back to this because I'm bored, but who said Telecaster? is actually a thing.

    I spent much of my underemployed twenties playing in bar bands. One of my day jobs was working in a...
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    That yard work isn't going to do itself ...

    That yard work isn't going to do itself :FIREdevil
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    Oh, we're aware. WA is one of the few no income...

    Oh, we're aware. WA is one of the few no income tax states left. Up here in Bellingham troopers pick off unaware Canadians on I5 all day every day. It's the tourist tax.



    I phrased that wrong,...
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    How do they give you the ticket? Is there still a...

    How do they give you the ticket? Is there still a trooper sitting in a car ahead? Seems like a massive waste of manpower.
  46. Poll: We're number one 322787 There's a long...

    We're number one

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    There's a long thread on somethingawful that predates our thread by a few days where someone called it "Winnie the poo's chinese rat flu of shame", but that was...
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    Nextdoor referrals are mostly the real estate...

    Nextdoor referrals are mostly the real estate industry mining your info. Should be named housebook.
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    ...and Cuomo won. That didn't take long. Still...

    ...and Cuomo won. That didn't take long.

    Still would've preferred a CoronaDome deathmatch
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    Cuomo has the upper hand? (not a lawyer)

    Cuomo has the upper hand? (not a lawyer)
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    ^^^ Cuomo says fuck you to that. He'll sue the...

    ^^^ Cuomo says fuck you to that. He'll sue the feds.

    I think he should just challenge trump to a deathmatch.
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