Please start a you tube channel or podcast or something! You already have a few episodes just in the last few posts.
-The bat shit crazy morning BJ doctor chick
-The guy who ODed on CBD and watched...

You should start a you tube channel.
"Dating advice. With your host, fastfred"

I mean, the Harry Potter sticker on a Jaguar is kinda funny. Seems like a bit of an overreaction on your part. Maybe try "PNW Brit, the Harry Potter joke is getting old".

You got bigger worries than some random internet person's dating life status.
Oftpiste recommendation of a therapist would be well-heeded.

He means get a good therapist. He isn't referring to the type of professional therapeutic help that Robert Kraft seeks.

Well if it wasn't the best thread before, it certainly is now.

He might just be venting to you about how shitty the process is. Just listen.
If it's more along the lines of 'I'm totally getting screwed and I'm looking to you to help me make the final call and...

Stripper/hedge fund manager?

I think we just came up with a good name for a HP sequel.
(Delco, you must see the humor in all this, just embrace it. You seem like a good guy but the photo of the HP sticker on the Jag, I mean...

This sounds like a great idea.
or not.

Maybe its a friends with benefits situation? since your opposites, maybe go with 69 and reverse cowgirl, etc

You're on your phone. And it's altering your mind.

That sounds really tough. Maybe your alternate universe is just meant to be with someone other than your ex. ( I won't say anything cliche like "there's plenty of fish in the sea"). Also, don't beat...

HOF material. I cringe laughed at that post. But isn't it a little different because it's a girl (probably a skier, possibly good looking). I mean, what if MG had punched holes in the wall?
That...