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  1. Last night I had to close my window. This...

    Last night I had to close my window.
    This morning I had to wear a shawl on the porch as I sipped coffee.
  2. In other news... Canada has a military!

    In other news... Canada has a military!
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    I've gotten a couple pm's from mags who have had...

    I've gotten a couple pm's from mags who have had similar experiences which was helpful and enlightening. I'm not going to contact the sibling, if they reach out first then I'll cross that bridge...
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    Ancestry DNA test told me I have a sibling

    I took the Ancestry DNA test because Iím adopted without any background on my biological parents Ė beyond they were obviously Canadian royalty or participated in some secret Canadian super-baby...
  5. Thread: View right now

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    In seattle for seafair trollin for seamen ...

    In seattle for seafair trollin for seamen

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  6. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    I've made an effort to stop buying guns for a bit...

    I've made an effort to stop buying guns for a bit and focus that cheddar on ammo. Lots of ammo. Bulk prices are reasonable and I like taking friends shooting, and they never bring enough.
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    Followed the dead through college and for a few...

    Followed the dead through college and for a few years afterwards. Not so much for the music, but wanted a hot hippie chick which at the time seemed like a pipe dream since I look like a mormon...
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    Dude made me a samich the other day. Stopped in...

    Dude made me a samich the other day. Stopped in his new place of work to get some sloshies and sammies for a float and I didn't recognize his face but his sleeve of hipster tats rang a bell. Should...
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    Watched one of our J1 staff from Turkey dipping...

    Watched one of our J1 staff from Turkey dipping tomatoes in ketchup for lunch.
  10. Early season we'll mtb Pocatello a lot, great...

    Early season we'll mtb Pocatello a lot, great views of the women's prison.
    They need to change their city slogan to: Pocatello... we got poca-tential!
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    When I heard Bob was attacked by a bear my first...

    When I heard Bob was attacked by a bear my first reply was "I thought he was more into otters and twinks?"
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    He's very lucky he's not bear scat. Potato was...

    He's very lucky he's not bear scat. Potato was just in Jackson and filled me in on more of the details. Very scary.

    Next to my desk I have a box of bear spray.
    I'm ready for multiple drunk...
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    Lawyer said it costs about $50k to shoot a fool...

    Lawyer said it costs about $50k to shoot a fool here, if you're not charged and it's justified. Wounding a criminal can even be more spendy. So I'd have to sell my precious moments figurine...
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    Nothing tough about me either. I'm easily the...

    Nothing tough about me either. I'm easily the most unassuming, peaceful wallflowers among the collective. However, I've found that I'm a bit of a target being the biggest swinging dick in the room....
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    My hipster neighbor wears a wool beanie all...

    My hipster neighbor wears a wool beanie all summer (thankfully no scarf). Nothing tough about him. Although I don't think he does anything to break a sweat, other than furiously masturbate along to...
  16. Cheap flights on Allegiant to Vegas; they have a...

    Cheap flights on Allegiant to Vegas; they have a Costco and Cabela's; the doughy momo local scoops are decent folk.
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    That only applies to Dons, not capos and...

    That only applies to Dons, not capos and soldiers. And it's a stupid rule.

    https://youtu.be/kIC6yRjBGwM
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    No lycra for me, I'm shaped like a condom stuffed...

    No lycra for me, I'm shaped like a condom stuffed with walnuts.
    Baggie mtb shorts for my commute.
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    Took my gf up flat creek last weekend to practice...

    Took my gf up flat creek last weekend to practice using bear spray. She got a bit on her fingers and wiped her face. Of course it was somehow my fault but nevertheless was miserable hike back to...
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    Yep, it's all about intent. I likely wouldn't...

    Yep, it's all about intent.
    I likely wouldn't have been charged if I shot him - this is WY - but with a gun pointed at him he kept approaching yelling "shoot me, kill me" made me realize he didn't...
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    Prolly once a summer a J1 or a guest will either...

    Prolly once a summer a J1 or a guest will either "test" the bear spray in their room or use it in a similar fashion to mosquito repellent.
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    Good idea but don't leave it in your vehicle on a...

    Good idea but don't leave it in your vehicle on a hot day or your detail bill will be astronomical. However, cop also told me carrying bear spray for personal protection from anything other than...
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    Not long before I had the pleasure of meeting...

    Not long before I had the pleasure of meeting him, he was let go from a nice hotel nearby for threatening and stalking the HR director.
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    Also, since this has happened dude has applied to...

    Also, since this has happened dude has applied to work for me twice. Obviously unaware I'm the cyclist. Apparently his alcoholism and anger issues made him chronically unemployable and every employer...
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    While checking the list is an amusing part of my...

    While checking the list is an amusing part of my day, not sad to see this go. Kind of a scarlet letter here with no follow up if you're found innocent, charges are reduced, dick stout gets you off,...
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    When I first sprayed him it was a quick shot and...

    When I first sprayed him it was a quick shot and he paused for a heartbeat like it had no effect and I assumed the meth or angel dust or whatever was more powerful than the bear spray, so figured I'd...
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    happened on the eclipse, but just shared it now...

    happened on the eclipse, but just shared it now since I felt I legally could. was itchin' to post after it happened then forgot until I got insurance check earlier this week (which will cover a bar...
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    That's what the highway patrol guy told me. He...

    That's what the highway patrol guy told me. He said they know what they drive and will make contact for no reason other than to let the guy know it's time to move to Victor. He actually said that,...
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    Joking about the rabid dogs, not really an issue...

    Joking about the rabid dogs, not really an issue here and prolly much easier for me to shoot a dude than a dog. But hope neither happens now that bear spray is at the top of my arsenal.
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    I tried to take a selfie with him, but here's the...

    I tried to take a selfie with him, but here's the scene of dude being treated complete with bear spray on the trail and his wrecked car in the trees.

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    Not sure what the state is doing to him but I'm...

    Not sure what the state is doing to him but I'm good now. Punched my ear resulting in damaged ear drum and just wanted some cheddar to cover my doc visits.

    Another interesting thing I learned...
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    This was a while back, but finally resolved...

    This was a while back, but finally resolved everything with him and county (was told I needed to be at trial but didn't).
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    Cops said he blew even higher BAC at hospital......

    Cops said he blew even higher BAC at hospital... dude was out of his mind drunk but I thought he was also hepped up on goofballs or meth or something since he was so agitated and worked up.
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    I redacted dude's name since I figure we're...

    I redacted dude's name since I figure we're even...

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    He was close, within 10 feet and closing. Spray...

    He was close, within 10 feet and closing. Spray comes out really fast, under lots of pressure. I didn't get any blow-back but did get some on my bike glove.
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    Definitely not recommended footwear for scrapping...

    Definitely not recommended footwear for scrapping with road-raging drunks or fleeing an attacker on pavement.
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    Yep, it was in the paper with his name and...

    Yep, it was in the paper with his name and everything. I'm referred to as "the cyclist" in the article. It actually happened a while ago but just now am posting since I've settled my hash with the...
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    There were lots of witnesses watching me tussle...

    There were lots of witnesses watching me tussle with this guy, I'm assuming there is viddy.

    I carry mostly everywhere unless there will be alcohol consumption involved. Not so much for people,...
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    I bear sprayed a dude

    Drunk, road-raging local idiot. I was biking home and witnessed him purposely crash his car into a couple others then went off the road. So I stopped to hang out and give my statement to cops. Drunky...
  40. I bike to work 13 miles almost daily. Show up to...

    I bike to work 13 miles almost daily. Show up to work a sweaty mess, change in to work clothes, no shower. Don't use either deodorant or antiperspirant... but I do use a little baby powder on the...
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    the elks president is referred to as grand...

    the elks president is referred to as grand exalted ruler... a title I was born for.
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    very thankful I did all my dirt pre-internet...

    very thankful I did all my dirt pre-internet otherwise my political enemies, the red menace, illuminati, woke scolders, church of the subgenius, freemasons, the deep state, et al would use my social...
  43. Thread: Have a good one

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    My standard greeting: 'sup criminal My standard...

    My standard greeting: 'sup criminal
    My standard parting: late
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    We had a civil war, hundreds of thousands dead,...

    We had a civil war, hundreds of thousands dead, with no Reddit.
    The arab spring flourished thanks to twitter.
    I wonder how tiananmen square would have worked out for those evil bastards in power if...
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    If I had the coin Iíd never fly commercial again....

    If I had the coin Iíd never fly commercial again. Donít really care about environmental impact but did feel slight tinge of guilt over just two of us in a citation latitude that seats eight. Prolly...
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    I asked gf if we were supposed to tip netjet...

    I asked gf if we were supposed to tip netjet pilot since they handle your luggage and serve as high-end aisle donkeys. She said itís typically 20% so I shat myself doing the math on that amount and...
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    Iím guessing dentist at treblinka

    Iím guessing dentist at treblinka
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    Also, at the cc dinner there were about 100...

    Also, at the cc dinner there were about 100 guests and apparently there was drama I was unaware of regarding seating arrangements. Some family members felt their status warranted a table with the...
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    The day after I graduated my parents arranged for...

    The day after I graduated my parents arranged for a marine corps recruiter to visit the house. I didn't want to join the service so I told him I was gay. He said me too and we've been in love ever...
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    I should be more thankful, and I'm not...

    I should be more thankful, and I'm not complaining about the trip - although is was so unbearably fkn hot in SA my balls were literally sticking to the legs of homeless people we passed along the...
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