I laid my skis on my cross bars to dry after skiing. Drove off in the dark the next morning and made it it over a mile before one flew off and headed for the car behind me. I saw it sail up in the...

Waiting for a rope drop and guy is on phone with his friend back at their house. Guy asks him if it’s really a powder ski day. Mind you were waiting for a rope drop on 30” of powder. His buddy...

It cant slide they do control work in the resort


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I don’t need it to ski powder but my protest, kusala and lotus make it so fun. Skiing is fun. Reason it seemed funny is 109 is my smallest ski. Most are 120+ but if you come to my local hill I can...

Maybe not full gaper but
He says nice powder skis. They were my low tide 109 Corvus


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Lady skiing with daughter
Daughter asks mom “ what was that explosion”
Mom “that’s where they make the avalanches”

I had my lime green Norrona bibs on eating a fat burrito after a pow day and cop asks me if they are regular pants or ski pants. I told him ski pants and he says sweet I had some just like that back...

I think we can make it! We didn’t make it. Yeah

Guy says oh I thought that was your dad to me. I skied edge of rope line and he says "I stole his pow". I Ski down to lower tree line for powder patch and his dad is there blowing a whistle at all...

"Have you got an avalanche in your pack"? I think you mean avalung.

At lodge the manager said I need chains on my subie with snow tires. "You won't be able to get out of the lot because snow tires don't work on ice"


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You sure you dont want to put your chains on?
"Just go in front of my Caltrans truck and make it look like your putting chains on"

Two guys on the bunny lift did not get off at unload point. Somehow did not trip the E-stop bar then tried to get off on the way back to the base "(6-8 feet off the ground). Liftie running and...

At gas station we asked if the roads were open while snowing in Mojave, no they are all closed......Yep CA is closed cause its snowing

Parking guy at Alta commenting while I puT on my back protector
"where's the hockey game?"
I really just wanted to hip check him into the snowbank

At lift ticket window.
Guy asks where to stick the ticket (they did not grab wickets)
His buddy says, c'mon man its simple, anywhere it wont get wet, just press it on your pants real good, geez...

Skiing near 50 foot cliff that this boarder never looked at and he tells his freind, lets just drop in there..................

Guy asks me if the toons are water skis
I say no they are pontoons. Gaper: Like the plane. Me: Yes they plane quite well. Him: I don't get it

Thats ok, more trees for me