Sig worthy.

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Are you saying you are the gaper for not picking up what the cougar was laying down?

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I wants to hear moar about da hookahs.

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Oh, at 700 I think you're getting the whole thing, not just the tip.

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All this angst and it ain't even summer yet...

Trash bag rain gear... saw a couple kids making bank at Boyne Mountain a few years back by selling trash bags for $2 in the lift line on a particularly moist day.

For about 5 minutes until...

^^^^ maybe the other guests objected to their menu choices?

Driving home from what they call "the mountain" around here when the inevitable 85 mph SUV goes barreling by in the left lane... moments later his rocket box pops open ejecting a snowboard and at...

Goat I was say something about the force of trained habit regarding the air tap but the 2nd part stunned me to silence. Sort of.

Designated gaper?

"These seats aren't heated".

On a 25° day... in Michigan, where there are no heated chairs... And the rides are about 3 minutes.

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C'mon back to the corral, lil fella...

"Gonna do some telemarketing?"

I was leaving the lot on AT gear...

Not gaper related but a must share classic...

Touring partner on phone to wife explaining what needs to be done to ready the rig for moving sites...

"OK, now go back to listening..."

^^^^^ THIS.

Oddly enough this was uttered by a ripping racer chica so this really surprised me.

... I didn't know Jackson was good.

Stoked is stoked regardless of the flavor.

Got a new helmet... and gaped.

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Consider the edit time for all that epic footie!

... "I hate skiing with so many bad skiers!"

been there, seen that:

Bitterly cold day - I'm talking -5F w/ high wind - really Fucking COLD!... Hot young chica wearing skin tight designer jeans... complete with those steezy holes the kids...

Nicely played! Are you a Dale Carnegie grad by any chance?

Busting a gut = LOLing...

Busting a nut on the other hand.... :fmicon:

Well Duh!


That, and Hell is a town in Michigan believe it or not...

Detroit's about an hour east of Hell.