"i could pretty much tell you what runs will corn up and at what time and the temps needed with the right wind velocity on any aspect. same goes with winter snow and loading."

- The Omniscient...

I had just passed my cousin's helmet cam back to him prior to this happening.. too bad I had the best view in the house.


Coming down a central artery trail at Cannon, N.H. with snowmaking guns...

I think more people lurk this thread waiting to flame someone for a dumb, or mildly funny post than actual contributors.

By the way...

F -you, in advance.

In line at Jay peak to get a ticket on some pow day this season...

Guy in front of me to the ticket woman:
"where does the tram load"
me: Look UP.

Tram is on it's way into the house, and is...

Incredibly obese lady decked out in North Face at Stratton on Thursday:

Hudge Jew-York accent at some kind of information booth or something:


Oooh, maam. I understand you have an event...

How about a Prius (no, not my lady-friend's) with a thule strapped down with some sort of tiny diameter white line.

That joke is played-out....

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Coming from Spruce, going over to Mansfield on the "over-easy" crossing gondolda that takes you from peak-peak.
Some heavy guy gets in with us, on Rental Ski's at about 3pm

Have you guys ski'd...

I think the general consensus is that was just a A-holeish comment.

Let it die, and continue with the hilarity.

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Gaper at the top of the gondola, slamming their boot into the ski, It won't go

Girlfriend to the Gaper:
Youre shin strap (booster type strap) is caught underneath your boot.
Gaper: Oh, I see,...

Huge Gaper

well, in case you really had to know, Loon to Washington is 24.33soomeshit miles. (non- Nautical)

Enthralling, I know.

Best part about this one is, it came from me.
It was about an hour after eating a very special rice crispy treat.


I got in the gondola at Loon, NH with a "ambassador" guy. He strikes up the...