:( Haven't gotten the jong pro model ski yet for straightlining dirt in to a rock in to a mogul

Was downclimbing over some rock / dirt and some dude on tele skis side stepping down yelling at about what the fuck I was doing taking my skis off and climbing in and how it's so dangerous to take...

Just everything said by the OP in this thread

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/310790-Opinion-on-Wagner-Custom-Skis

I'll nominate myself for gaper action of the weekend.

Took a rope to the neck when I thought I had ducked it but had in fact not. Not fun... rope is in an annoying area and ducking it fucking...

The club racing team at my school is notorious for showing up to races but not being able to race because they're still drunk. I give them massive props.

Gaper quote of the week.

"Fuck! Shit! Fuck! Worst fucking trails ever!"

Me intrigued skis up to this dude, "Is everything alright?"

"This is the worst fucking trail I've ever been on, this is horrible, there's so many...

Nahhhh, here's the real fucking gaper quote. What kind of fucking prick issues a chargeback because they implode there ski on a rock. Likke jesus, I imploded my ski this year and am just admitting to...

Biggest gaper quote of the year in my book is my dad telling the guy at rentals how amazing his 1990s rear entry boots were, he's too cheap to buy some damn gear. I really need to do him a solid and...

Can confess, am a yewww and whippeee-er, though it's either powder days or when I'm about to go over a blind rollover.

"Vail would never make you walk across a bridge to the chairlift, this is pathetic"

In regards to the bridge from Snowbird's tram deck to Peruvian lift, dude was decked out in rental everything...

Man it was a gaper who prevented everyone from getting up, some dude was struggling to get up the canyon in a sedan... granted word is that sedan is also the reason no one got hit by that avalanche...

Guy from Canada was sharing the lift with me at Snowbird over the weekend, first thing he says is "So how does Utah feel about Trump", almost had a mini heartattack it was so hilarious.

^ Jonesy that's absolutely glorious.