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    Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

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    The friend of the lady with the snowboard figgles busted me taking the picture, so I asked if the binding release. In her thick southern...
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    Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

    .I learned something yesterday at the Beav. Super sticky snow, 50+ degrees. Total herky jerky everywhere.

    Guy on the lift told us that the reason the snow was so sticky was because it was windy...
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    I think a whistle is a good idea. I carry a fox40...

    I think a whistle is a good idea. I carry a fox40 in my ski pants attached to a lanyard with my pass and knife. You get hurt in the trees or somewhere without a lot of traffic and it could really...
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    Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

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    When I worked at the ski shop and the guests...

    When I worked at the ski shop and the guests would complain about too much powder, a guy I worked with would look at them and say "when you go to the beach, do you complain that there is too much...
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    Standing at the bottom of tea cup bowl today at...

    Standing at the bottom of tea cup bowl today at Vail, waiting for some friends. I overhear a woman say to the guy she is skiing with "let's go check out this Blue Sky Basin" His response "no, we...
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    I laughed.

    I laughed.
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    Sea level to around 5000' - Deer 5000' to around...

    Sea level to around 5000' - Deer
    5000' to around 11'000' - elk
    Depending on the aspect, any higher than that, most elk turn into caribou or reindeer
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    Hard to tell from the shitty iPhone pic, but I...

    Hard to tell from the shitty iPhone pic, but I have seen a lot of Texas handbags and I have seen a lot of figgles. But until two days ago, I don't think I had ever seen a figgle Texas handbag..154110
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    I took this on Saturday. If you can't tell that...

    I took this on Saturday. If you can't tell that is an instructor with a flashing red light that is made to go on the back of your bike at night. He was also an ass about alternating in from the ski...
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    On Saturday at The Beav I hear a family talking...

    On Saturday at The Beav I hear a family talking next to me in the maze. Dad says to son "Here you go, make sure you stay hydrated". I turn around and see him handing the kid a 20 oz Mountain Dew.
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    Not really a gaper quote but it made me laugh on...

    Not really a gaper quote but it made me laugh on the hill this morning..

    I skied through the beginner area to get to where I parked my car and I heard the Spanish speaking ski instructor trying to...
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    said by me to the hostel owner in the Cloud...

    said by me to the hostel owner in the Cloud Forest in Monteverde, Costa Rica today, in the rainy season. "Do you think it's going to rain today?"
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    From GoPro to Stairmaster..This might be the...

    From GoPro to Stairmaster..This might be the culmination of the internet/social media/society in general. Definitely down hill from here.

    Wow. awesome.
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    Heard this one on Monday... "Keystone is...

    Heard this one on Monday...


    "Keystone is really good"
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    JONG here...been lurking long enough. Not...

    JONG here...been lurking long enough.

    Not exactly a quote, but a serious gaper move.

    I work at at a rental/ valet shop so you can imagine I see my share of yahoos. One common problem we deal...
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