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Yesterday, 05:31 PM
Thread: Real Estate Crash thread
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How can you possibly sell insurance if you can't...
How can you possibly sell insurance if you can't figure in a known risk?
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Yesterday, 08:24 AM
Thread: Things That Amuse You
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If you're gonna fly with weed bring it on your...
If you're gonna fly with weed bring it on your carryon so the baggage handlers don't steal it. Other than that it's a non-issue. TSA does not want to deal with your weed, they have no interest in it...
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04-14-2024, 08:30 PM
Thread: Shit that annoys you
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Gotta be a wife thing using his good scissors....
Gotta be a wife thing using his good scissors. Right?
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04-14-2024, 01:36 PM
Thread: Hello Friends...
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Do they pipe in the car alarms like they do with...
Do they pipe in the car alarms like they do with the bird songs?
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04-13-2024, 08:25 PM
Thread: Things That Amuse You
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Maybe we could chip in and they could retire the...
Maybe we could chip in and they could retire the box fan.
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04-13-2024, 06:40 PM
Thread: What song is it you wanna hear?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8fxMHhrCdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8fxMHhrCdk
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04-13-2024, 06:19 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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Is there such a thing as a group PM?
Is there such a thing as a group PM?
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04-12-2024, 09:13 PM
Thread: Things That Amuse You
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I think it's kind of amusing at the Sixers just...
I think it's kind of amusing at the Sixers just unveiled a new statue of AI and it's at their practice facility.
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04-12-2024, 08:07 PM
Thread: Nordberg is dead
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I walked into a pizza place and found out about...
I walked into a pizza place and found out about the slow-motion chase, it was on TV. However many years later I walked into the same place and OJ got acquitted about 10 seconds later. For a second it...
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04-12-2024, 08:03 PM
Thread: Hey Maine/NE mags, what's up?
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PM Mazderati he's around there now
PM Mazderati he's around there now
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04-12-2024, 12:36 PM
Thread: Nordberg is dead
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Phyllicia was pretty hot tho. Still is, for 75.
Phyllicia was pretty hot tho. Still is, for 75.
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04-12-2024, 12:33 PM
Thread: Fast Food Drive Thru's...
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It was Joe Pesci but yeah, they do always fuck...
It was Joe Pesci but yeah, they do always fuck you at the drive-thru.
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93% of the loans being fraudulent seems a...
93% of the loans being fraudulent seems a little...something. Greedy? Crazy? Impossible? I dunno.
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04-12-2024, 09:59 AM
Thread: What's on YouTube?
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I'd seen a couple of him speaking chinese...
I'd seen a couple of him speaking chinese dialects at restaurants but I didn't know he spoke so many languages, I'll watch more thanks.
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04-12-2024, 09:56 AM
Thread: What's on YouTube?
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Nice, I'll watch that. Thanks.
Nice, I'll watch that. Thanks.
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04-11-2024, 04:05 PM
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I do not feel like there is a hole where Benny...
I do not feel like there is a hole where Benny was. People come, people go. See ya.
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04-11-2024, 09:57 AM
Thread: Nordberg is dead
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I wondered how a brake pad company could die.
I wondered how a brake pad company could die.
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04-11-2024, 09:44 AM
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It seems wack that that forum would just close...
It seems wack that that forum would just close down without a word. Some musclehead probably trashed the server in a fit of roid rage.
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04-09-2024, 09:22 PM
Thread: Zillow/Redfin Gems
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Yeah they are. On the other hand you don't see a...
Yeah they are. On the other hand you don't see a lot of walk-in fridges in houses. Weird house. Eighteen million bucks is a shit ton of money for that place
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04-09-2024, 08:14 PM
Thread: Best Vacuum Cleaner Evah
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we put a central vac in this place when we built...
we put a central vac in this place when we built it and it ain't all that. I'd rather have the money back.
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04-08-2024, 09:53 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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Ha you were still in there from last year
Ha you were still in there from last year
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04-08-2024, 09:39 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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Congrats mang. Tell us how to pay you.
Congrats mang. Tell us how to pay you.
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04-08-2024, 06:40 PM
Thread: Brain activity during death or near/death
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i defer to the wizard on that. ...
i defer to the wizard on that.
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04-08-2024, 02:01 PM
Thread: 2024 Eclipse - no Bonnie Tyler videos please
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How dark did it get? It barely got dark here.
How dark did it get? It barely got dark here.
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04-08-2024, 11:39 AM
Thread: 2024 Eclipse - no Bonnie Tyler videos please
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I thought Houlton was fictional, like Finland.
I thought Houlton was fictional, like Finland.
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04-08-2024, 09:01 AM
Thread: What Really Scares You?
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I used to get that bad especially on small planes...
I used to get that bad especially on small planes but really any plane where I couldn't sit on the aisle wasn't good. Freaked the fuck out on a plane from Denver to Aspen and tried to get off before...
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I can always fall asleep but sometimes i have...
I can always fall asleep but sometimes i have nights or streaks of nights where I'm up and can't fall back asleep. A .25 Xanax and a half hour later I'm out. I'll only do it if there's enough time...
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04-07-2024, 08:08 PM
Thread: What Really Scares You?
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My wife and I went to a restaurant, she got...
My wife and I went to a restaurant, she got chowder. They gave her a bag of oyster crackers, she dumped them on the chowder, ground some pepper on it, and started eating. I'm sitting across from her,...
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04-07-2024, 07:56 PM
Thread: RIP John Sinclair
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What about Kid Rock?
What about Kid Rock?
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04-07-2024, 07:55 PM
Thread: 2024 Eclipse - no Bonnie Tyler videos please
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It's on their facebook page. Their page has kind...
It's on their facebook page. Their page has kind of a cult following, it's pretty humorous for them being cops. https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/
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04-07-2024, 02:36 PM
Thread: Why all the UFO Reports Lately?
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^^ Episode 420?
^^ Episode 420?
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04-07-2024, 01:36 PM
Thread: Brain activity during death or near/death
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Well were they all dead or just mostly dead?...
Well were they all dead or just mostly dead? There's a big difference.
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04-07-2024, 11:11 AM
Thread: Zillow/Redfin Gems
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Seek and ye shall find. ...
Seek and ye shall find.
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04-06-2024, 09:26 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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No, I was just feeling too wealthy.
No, I was just feeling too wealthy.
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04-06-2024, 06:21 PM
Thread: What song is it you wanna hear?
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"I pitched every game in the major leagues under...
"I pitched every game in the major leagues under the influence of drugs."
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I'm glad you're not a product of the American...
I'm glad you're not a product of the American educational system.
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04-06-2024, 04:36 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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Remember that year when my friend joined the pool...
Remember that year when my friend joined the pool and won it? I should've called that guy.
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04-05-2024, 08:36 PM
Thread: RIP John Sinclair
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RIP. And Wayne Kramer just died back in February....
RIP. And Wayne Kramer just died back in February. It's down to the MC3 I guess.
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04-05-2024, 04:44 PM
Thread: Wow, we just had a 4.8 earthquake
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I was in Tokyo for a 6.4. Half an hour later...
I was in Tokyo for a 6.4. Half an hour later you'd never know it happened.
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04-05-2024, 04:00 PM
Thread: What song is it you wanna hear?
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.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79o7qwul48
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04-05-2024, 03:45 PM
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It's a rhetorical question now.
It's a rhetorical question now.
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Who gives a shit
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04-05-2024, 10:01 AM
Thread: Wow, we just had a 4.8 earthquake
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4.8 is not nothin', we got a 3.8 a couple years...
4.8 is not nothin', we got a 3.8 a couple years ago and that was a pretty good thump. It was right after the 2020 election, for a minute I thought the T-tards blew something up in protest.
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04-05-2024, 09:58 AM
Thread: Wow, we just had a 4.8 earthquake
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Gotta be this one? ...
Gotta be this one?
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04-04-2024, 08:31 PM
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New material?? C'mon man, the whole bridge is...
New material?? C'mon man, the whole bridge is there, they don't need any new material. They may have to straighten some of it out a little.
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04-04-2024, 08:16 PM
Thread: Brain activity during death or near/death
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Quite a bit on ECPR in the Times Magazine this...
Quite a bit on ECPR in the Times Magazine this past Sunday.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/27/magazine/ecpr-cardiac-arrest-cpr.html?unlocked_article_code=1.iE0.vYyF.rfKDou_X69cK&smid=url-share
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04-04-2024, 01:39 PM
Thread: Random Unthreadworthy Questions
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what does that mean?
what does that mean?
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Clifs notes on the vid ^^ por favor?
Clifs notes on the vid ^^ por favor?
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04-03-2024, 06:59 PM
Thread: Brain activity during death or near/death
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He couldn't look away.
He couldn't look away.
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04-03-2024, 06:43 PM
Thread: Brain activity during death or near/death
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"Dude we're getting tired of all this pumping,...
"Dude we're getting tired of all this pumping, adios."
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