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  1. I am now flush with cash. I will buy.

    I am now flush with cash. I will buy.
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    Great seller. Boots quickly and perfectly as...

    Great seller. Boots quickly and perfectly as advertised. Now I have an urn for Strummer’s ashes on the mantle next to my Credence tapes that I can gaze upon with a wry grin, remembering those nights...
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    Not “virtually” 0%. 0% If you ski off-piste you...

    Not “virtually” 0%. 0%
    If you ski off-piste you will die.
    If you go to Europe you will die.
    If you go to Chamonix you can hit up the tree run at Les Chosalets.
    Right before you get in over your...
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    Walter turned that thing with Donny into a...

    Walter turned that thing with Donny into a fucking travesty, man. Fuck it, let's go bowling.
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    PM sent. I need a suitable urn for the ashes of...

    PM sent. I need a suitable urn for the ashes of Joe Strummer.
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    You should PM Joe Strummer. He has a hook-up...

    You should PM Joe Strummer. He has a hook-up with the guardian of the Konkordia Hut. And by hook-up, if you mention his name she will probably wait until you are asleep before she cuts your throat....
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    Obviously, none of you gentlemen are golfers. ...

    Obviously, none of you gentlemen are golfers. Carrying a sidearm is de rigeur while skiing on the resort, especially with the proliferation of snowboarders. Since I own a Sherpa named Sylvester that...
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    Mendenhall is in. 283090 Huge pillar detached...

    Mendenhall is in.
    283090

    Huge pillar detached on the lower portion of Pinner, catastrophic back there, and very spooky. Picture does not due it justice.
    283091

    Morrison col looked titties....
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    My 184s weighed 1900 grams +/- whatever a common...

    My 184s weighed 1900 grams +/- whatever a common scale imparts. It has actually caused a fairly large problem with my quiver, since my 188 Coomback 104s are the same weight, which is fairly...
  10. Unfortunately, yes. I bought them off a guy who...

    Unfortunately, yes. I bought them off a guy who bought them on closeout at Teton Mountaineering last season and never mounted them. I have absolutely no need for them whatsoever. Time to invent...
  11. Thank you. Not much out there on the Kastle TX...

    Thank you. Not much out there on the Kastle TX stuff and I found a screaming deal. Pulled the trigger.
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    Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

    Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
  13. "A new standard for climbing in the Tetons." ...

    "A new standard for climbing in the Tetons."

    You are an idiot.
  14. The Chinamen have been warned. This is what...

    The Chinamen have been warned. This is what happens when you try to come to Jackson.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olPI7grrEVI
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    Was at Sonora 6/21. Low angle flats are suncup...

    Was at Sonora 6/21. Low angle flats are suncup city. Big suncups north and north east aspects on No Name and the bowl. Upper reaches of No Name decent. More large suncups in basin under Leavitt. ...
  16. A check just came through, and even though it's...

    A check just came through, and even though it's going to bump me into another tax bracket, I have some left over to buy your Dual Points.
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    I had the Lepowski, but you're right, I should...

    I had the Lepowski, but you're right, I should have gotten those topsheets on one of my Freerides. After all, all the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.

    In variable and shit snow they are solid,...
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    Most of this review is the follow-up to my Exit...

    Most of this review is the follow-up to my Exit World review, but to save the exhaustion of clicking a link:
    I am 6 feet tall. I weigh 175 lbs. I am an extreme ski mountaineer. I find frozen...
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    Moment Bibby Tour Review

    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/274889-184-Moment-Exit-World-Ski-Review

    The link above is to my lengthy review of the 184 Moment Exit World. As previously posted, several months...
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    2016/17 Bibby Tour. I just masturbated.

    2016/17 Bibby Tour.

    I just masturbated.
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    Very well. I have bought another pair of Exit...

    Very well. I have bought another pair of Exit Worlds with Boobies and Monkeys in a 190 that I absolutely do not need to have, with money that I do not possess.

    Fuck it.

    Let's go bowling.
  22. Plaza de Toros de Ronda 15/16 Conditions Thread

    Hopefully continued dry weather for the next 10-11 months, you can view the latest radar images here:
    http://www.accuweather.com/en/es/ronda/301959/weather-radar/301959

    I always want a fast...
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    This sucks balls. Lhasa Pow now becomes a...

    This sucks balls.

    Lhasa Pow now becomes a legend.
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    That escalated quickly.

    That escalated quickly.
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    Even I think this is ridiculous given all the...

    Even I think this is ridiculous given all the activity already at the Powderwhores Forums.
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    Several thoughts. First of all, Melee/Luke that...

    Several thoughts. First of all, Melee/Luke that is a hell of a great offer. Moment has always made awesome skis and the build quality has always been top notch, and it is exceedingly gratifying to...
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    Melee, I like Moment skis. I have a pair of...

    Melee,
    I like Moment skis. I have a pair of PB&Js as my tele setup that are outstanding. As is obvious, I am about to start hoarding pairs of Exit Worlds. That said, I can assure you that I...
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    Bobcat, I skied the Underworlds a half-day,...

    Bobcat,
    I skied the Underworlds a half-day, groomers, and boot high on hardpack off. Speedfreak in the other thread actually finally probably pointed out what I struggled to even understand at the...
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    I likey the old Exit Worlds very much. I demoed...

    I likey the old Exit Worlds very much. I demoed the Underworlds for a replacement to my Freerides. They were extraordinarily unpleasant. This double, triple whatever camber: Fuck that noise. ...
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    I am cleaning up this review since the new...

    I am cleaning up this review since the new '15-'16 Exit World is completely different. This review is only applicable to the 13-14 Exit World. The 14-15 Exit World is similar, only the tops and...
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    I'm A Gangsta ...

    I'm A Gangsta

    https://www.tetongravity.com/images/ci-images/44891/404_i_m_a_gangster__forum.jpg
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    Because everyone else started wearing helmets. ...

    Because everyone else started wearing helmets.

    Wearing a helmet makes you a pussy.
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    If TRG really wanted to be cutting edge, it...

    If TRG really wanted to be cutting edge, it should also have a Bearfighting Forum.
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    Filet Mignon with a nice glass of Lafite...

    Filet Mignon with a nice glass of Lafite Rothschild.
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    I will return for this.

    I will return for this.
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    I had been looking for any info on the Agent 90...

    I had been looking for any info on the Agent 90 or the Agent 100 for a long time, they look like excellent touring skis for multiple deep day trips. Suffice it to say that literally within days of...
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    I have the 40L version. It dominates.

    I have the 40L version. It dominates.
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    I have posted previously in this thread. I bought...

    I have posted previously in this thread. I bought Plums in the group buy and have personally witnessed toe pieces disintegrate in La Grave and the middle of the Himalaya--fortunately in both cases...
  39. If you do not finish this TR before the next...

    If you do not finish this TR before the next winter Ullr will take all the snow and put it in Alabama.
  40. I will give you $800, but only if the G3 skins...

    I will give you $800, but only if the G3 skins are not included in the sale.
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    https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5225/14076982115_b0...

    https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5225/14076982115_b0e632a625_s.jpg

    Buddy's failure skinning on level ground, less than 30 days on the binding, fortunately only requiring him to posthole on the...
  42. Looks like the Walgreens is going to be swallowed...

    Looks like the Walgreens is going to be swallowed into the fourth concentric ring of hell.

    What's the current over/under on when God smites the Starbucks?
  43. This TR may have single-handedly redeemed the...

    This TR may have single-handedly redeemed the shithole this place has become.
  44. Strummer despises VIBES Threads, so it is not...

    Strummer despises VIBES Threads, so it is not surprising that he has not revealed his heli-evac in Chamonix. Apparently while tree skiing he hit the tree at Les Chosalets. It's pretty bad, which...
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    184 Moment Exit World Ski Review

    Unfortunately, my review of this ski on my personal TOR site is mostly getting traffic from pederasts and heroin addicts. So I am putting it up here so that it can also be viewed by crack addicts...
  46. I hope your son does not have head lice.

    I hope your son does not have head lice.
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    This is the way TGR ends Not with a bang

    This is the way TGR ends

    Not with a bang
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    How much do carbon 191 Fats weigh?

    How much do carbon 191 Fats weigh?
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    That furry hat you are wearing is very pretty. Do...

    That furry hat you are wearing is very pretty. Do you mind if I stroke your furry hat?
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    Go fuck yourself TGR.

    First you get rid of the tags. Now you are affiliate linking skis, backcountry, etc. in people's fucking posts? What in the name of holy fuck is wrong with you?

    Pull your heads out of your...
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