That shit is allowed on road trips, along with Pringles and Ranch Corn Nuts. Road Trip Shit Food is exempt from normal rules. But at home? Nonono.

My wife does in-home healthcare; when she says “real food”; her patients have no clue what she means. She has to explain it to almost all of them.

She also has a policy of “no orange food” in the...

I use these for long rides; they seem to work. Not as much scaly residue in my bottles as Hammer Fizz, which is nice.

Hammer Endurolyte tabs or powder. Good shit.