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    Ya, well I'm gonna fuck the chicken.

    Ya, well I'm gonna fuck the chicken.
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    Refrigerator repair. At least that was his cover...

    Refrigerator repair. At least that was his cover story. Youve been probed.
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    IS

    IS<3ED
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    It's almost worth $100 to go check that circus...

    It's almost worth $100 to go check that circus out.
  5. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    I heart garbage demon kitty.

    I heart garbage demon kitty.
  6. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Can't. Stop. Laughing. Sorry bro.

    Can't. Stop. Laughing. Sorry bro.
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    This.

    This.
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    https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/29/success/hiring-in-h...

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/29/success/hiring-in-home-service-providers-coronavirus-working-safe/index.html
  9. You are not totally wrong.

    You are not totally wrong.
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    Damn. I got something in my eye.

    Damn. I got something in my eye.
  11. Steeps just admitted to being able to do so as a...

    Steeps just admitted to being able to do so as a kid. Over in the bad cop thread.
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    Clip-clop, clip-clop, poop-drop, clip-clop.

    Clip-clop, clip-clop, poop-drop, clip-clop.
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    It seemed to me that the Minneapolis police are...

    It seemed to me that the Minneapolis police are trying to get the boogaloo rolling, that this is part of a plan.
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    Steeps is entertaining in a twisted way if you...

    Steeps is entertaining in a twisted way if you just skim what he types. He really should join the circus. He is a master contortionist. He would probably suck his own dick if he could, not because...
  15. So what you're saying is we need need to tag team...

    So what you're saying is we need need to tag team that.
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    Well, that Buster's point. They have risen to...

    Well, that Buster's point. They have risen to prominence.
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    I announce poops with extensive screaming...

    I announce poops with extensive screaming sometimes now and again too. Some days you just don't eat and drink right.
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    The funny thing is they still get put in their...

    The funny thing is they still get put in their place by the 21yo older sister who is 5'3". She drew the short straw. Bahahahaha. I am relentless. It's purely control of the dark side of the force...
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    Teenage boys beating the motherloving shit out of...

    Teenage boys beating the motherloving shit out of each other is such an unspeakable joy. 17yo has height weight advantage for now. 15yo has more muscle and is more athletic.
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    Weren't they doing this for a birthday party for...

    Weren't they doing this for a birthday party for a kid? Was it for a kid with an illness?
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    HFS that's some expensive glass!

    HFS that's some expensive glass!
  22. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Miss Mayhem spent the night outside. I heard...

    Miss Mayhem spent the night outside. I heard some crying early this AM. I think one of the kids let her in because she was asleep in her chair when I got up. She's a wild beast.
  23. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Snork.

    Snork.
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    Shortly thereafter we started buying fake speed,...

    Shortly thereafter we started buying fake speed, aka caffeine pills, from those adds in the back of High Times. And some sort of ephedrine pill. It was funny for a short while.
  25. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    You could throw just about anything in there and...

    You could throw just about anything in there and let your wife take the last pill.
  26. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Prolly so. I was shaking the treat bottle and...

    Prolly so. I was shaking the treat bottle and that didn't work, usually does.
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    Yup. I do all that, I read the article when it...

    Yup. I do all that, I read the article when it came out. And I still get some fogging if I look down for too long. As I mentioned, I am a blast furnace.
  28. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Miss Mayhem is pissed at me. She was flopping...

    Miss Mayhem is pissed at me. She was flopping around in the garden and coming very close to crushing freshly planted starts. So I gave a warning shot with the hose. Unfortunately she caught a few...
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    As I posted upthread, I fog even with a wire,...

    As I posted upthread, I fog even with a wire, although it helps Therefore, I have to go the extra mile and combine all of the known tricks to avoid fogging.
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    Oh shit. What have gone and done???? You can...

    Oh shit. What have gone and done???? You can stop with the necro-bumps.
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    I am saving people from my bad breathe (riffing...

    I am saving people from my bad breathe (riffing on another post in another thread).
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    So I will admit to having tried to snort No-Doz...

    So I will admit to having tried to snort No-Doz when I was 16.
  33. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Ya, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

    Ya, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
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    Try washing your glasses. That helped me a...

    Try washing your glasses. That helped me a bunch. And if that doesn't work, then rub spit on them like they were a scuba mask.
  35. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    329906 Still not my chair.

    329906

    Still not my chair.
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    YLSNED.

    YLSNED.
  37. I am more concerned that someone might get sand...

    I am more concerned that someone might get sand in the vag.
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    Yes please.

    Yes please.
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    Neighbor kid was forcing our door open to borrow...

    Neighbor kid was forcing our door open to borrow the bicycles. When he wasn't stealing booze.
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    Some people don't understand that a light touch...

    Some people don't understand that a light touch on the horn will make just enough noise to git er dun.
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    Damn. Hope everyone recovers 100%. Amazing how...

    Damn. Hope everyone recovers 100%. Amazing how something like the furnace can be possibly the culprit. Large apartment buildings are even more terrifying in that regard and shows that there should...
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    Move over covids, steeps it's past your bedtime,...

    Move over covids, steeps it's past your bedtime, 9/11 was the Reichstag fire of our time.
  43. No. Taste of Whitey's own medicine. Calling the...

    No. Taste of Whitey's own medicine. Calling the 911 on folks just for existing.
  44. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Bunch of demons and old testament gods running...

    Bunch of demons and old testament gods running around your place.
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    Did any of you not read this? ...

    Did any of you not read this? https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/26/us/central-park-video-dog-video-african-american-trnd/index.html

    The explanation for a) the objection to off leash and b) the treats...
  46. FACT: Bears eat whatever the fuck they can.

    FACT: Bears eat whatever the fuck they can.
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    No, I can't say that I have.

    No, I can't say that I have.
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    Aldi. Those dang Europeans. It all goes back in...

    Aldi. Those dang Europeans. It all goes back in the cart and you go bag on your own time. No Aldi up here in the PRVT yet, I've just been in them in Germany and Spain. Don't go in Lidl, it sucks. ...
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    Oh man. That looks dangerous.

    Oh man. That looks dangerous.
  50. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    LOL Some forever parents are going to be...

    LOL

    Some forever parents are going to be scratching their heads over why He likes beer so much.
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