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  1. What color did she paint your penis?

    What color did she paint your penis?
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    Yep.

    Yep.
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    They approved me for $20k. I took half. This...

    They approved me for $20k. I took half.

    This isn't PPP.
  4. POTD

    POTD
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    My EIDL was approved out of nowhere.

    My EIDL was approved out of nowhere.
  6. http://www.twitch.tv/desertheartsrecords

    http://www.twitch.tv/desertheartsrecords
  7. There are a couple things that never leave my...

    There are a couple things that never leave my car. A panning setup is one of them.
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    Do a bunch of schrooms and skip dinner....

    Do a bunch of schrooms and skip dinner. Hypothetically.
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    dog blowjob?

    dog blowjob?
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    Every day. Should I wear a pin with my antiviral...

    Every day. Should I wear a pin with my antiviral test results and confidence intervals?
  11. Thread: Owwie

    by MakersTeleMark
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    Randy will cut shit with no qualms. He's very...

    Randy will cut shit with no qualms. He's very aggressive, but very good. I had a client with full body compartment syndrome and he dissected her body to relieve the fascia like a butcher. Her entire...
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    I just could not live in the worlds that you...

    I just could not live in the worlds that you impose on yourselves.
    No judgements, just fuck that.
  13. I have a 34 year old xgk and a windpro. One is...

    I have a 34 year old xgk and a windpro. One is 40s year newer tech.
  14. Yes, in fact.

    Yes, in fact.
  15. Pm telemike.

    Pm telemike.
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    My x-ray tech had it in the middle of March. All...

    My x-ray tech had it in the middle of March. All she had was sniffles. That's it.
    The only reason she knew was she had to get tested to go to work.
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    Ha. I wouldn't doubt it.

    Ha. I wouldn't doubt it.
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    You must take an unload test to qualify.

    You must take an unload test to qualify.
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    I see that interracial marriage is not even a...

    I see that interracial marriage is not even a thing to bat an eye at anymore. Progress people!
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    I actually paid for mushroom compost yesterday. I...

    I actually paid for mushroom compost yesterday. I felt wrong.
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    Spandex?

    Spandex?
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    https://www.reddit.com/r/sporetraders/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/sporetraders/
  23. I've known Danno for 20 years and he is the...

    I've known Danno for 20 years and he is the master og kike nigga Bronx Boi.
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    Divorce?

    Divorce?
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    3 lbs . of German potato salad. ...

    3 lbs . of German potato salad.

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200522/ea4c6b38dfaca5ec7a141949e94b14a0.jpg
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    No floor models at homodepot? Did you check with...

    No floor models at homodepot? Did you check with Alpine Appliance?
  27. I wrote a pretty detailed writeup in the main...

    I wrote a pretty detailed writeup in the main thread. Search for my username.

    The test was a regular blood draw. Got pricked on Tuesday at 4, results came back at 8 am today. I was impressed.
  28. UNPOSSIBLE, right? The peak of my feel like...

    UNPOSSIBLE, right?

    The peak of my feel like death symptoms was February 26th.
  29. From my test on Tuesday: Your SARS-CoV-2...

    From my test on Tuesday:

    Your SARS-CoV-2 (Coronavirus) antibody test returned POSITIVE -- suggesting that you have been exposed to the virus and your body made antibodies (99.6% specificity).
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    People say fuck Amazon, but I don't buy paper...

    People say fuck Amazon, but I don't buy paper towels.

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    Baby back rack heading into the stove top smoker....

    Baby back rack heading into the stove top smoker. Finished in the oven. Fantastic.
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    You are a fucking cunt.

    You are a fucking cunt.
  33. Thanks for the reminder to pull the bandaid off...

    Thanks for the reminder to pull the bandaid off of my Antivirus prick.
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    And you better damn swallow it.

    And you better damn swallow it.
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    98765 ...

    98765
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    When I took my test in the 80s you had to do 2...

    When I took my test in the 80s you had to do 2 full lock lefts to a figure 8 into 2 locked rights.


    In traffic.
    It took me 3 tries because cars kept coming.
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    I've been riding for 30. Same same. Shit...

    I've been riding for 30. Same same. Shit happens.
  38. Facepalm.

    Facepalm.
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    We'll see if I have a shoulder left. I can say...

    We'll see if I have a shoulder left.
    I can say that ride home takes the cake for pain tolerance.
  40. Rookie.

    Rookie.
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    https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/02/...

    https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/02/10/803394030/michael-pollan-explains-caffeine-cravings-and-why-you-dont-have-to-quit
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    Made a big jar of hummus. Anasazi beans and...

    Made a big jar of hummus. Anasazi beans and homemade tahini with garlic, lime, and cilantro.

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200519/c73a850e6921a4ce032d96ee14d4e5f8.jpg
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    This is what can happen when your bike goes down...

    This is what can happen when your bike goes down on you at 1 mph turning around on deep gravel and grass.

    We'll see how fucked I am tomorrow, mobility is out of the question.

    That is with...
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    Am I missing the irony here?

    Am I missing the irony here?
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    For the last 3 plus years I've only used...

    For the last 3 plus years I've only used chopsticks and a spoon to eat. Fit my lifestyle and philosophy. I really can't tell you the last time I used a fork.

    I have custom forged sticks and a...
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    Because.... Cats.

    Because.... Cats.
  47. Yes, yes it has. Today was a complete shit show...

    Yes, yes it has. Today was a complete shit show on the roads and everywhere. It's full on idiot tourist season again.
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    A buddy of mine was temporarily brilliant last...

    A buddy of mine was temporarily brilliant last week. He told me he had found a way for "the light to shine from the inside".

    He produced a 4D maglight and told me to shove it up my ass.
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    Let them do the dishes. I'm always the one...

    Let them do the dishes. I'm always the one cooking. It's pure therapy.
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    It's like switching to boxers. You'll never go...

    It's like switching to boxers. You'll never go back.
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