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    XXX-er would be red flagged then.

    XXX-er would be red flagged then.
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    I would recommend not approaching this subject...

    I would recommend not approaching this subject tonight. Cool-off time can be long, she might be simmering until 2021.
  3. Anyone seen booner lately? A bit worried that...

    Anyone seen booner lately? A bit worried that someone thiccc sat on his face and he suffocated.
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    makes me pucker up, maybe you have a weak stream.

    makes me pucker up, maybe you have a weak stream.
  5. Is that the Minneapolis biker who rages at people...

    Is that the Minneapolis biker who rages at people on his YT channel? This is all coming together now.

    But I can't figure out how throw pillows tie this narrative together.
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    Do you still have to brace in anticipation for...

    Do you still have to brace in anticipation for the cold water jet to strike yer bunghole after pressing the button or does one get used to it?
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    Ha! A friend of mine told me a story of why he...

    Ha! A friend of mine told me a story of why he doesn't drink anymore. One day he 'woke' up in a Vegas hotel stairwell pissing in a corner. Naked. Only door that wasn't locked was a ground-level exit...
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    Wife was pretty psyched to see Lazuli Buntings in...

    Wife was pretty psyched to see Lazuli Buntings in our SLC backyard this year.
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    Cool, i wasn't taking it as knocking me, I'm just...

    Cool, i wasn't taking it as knocking me, I'm just mansplaining the obvious then agreeing I guess?
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    Parenting is a million times easier when all you...

    Parenting is a million times easier when all you have to do is parent. When that happens and you can focus, yes, it's hard work but awesome. my 3 year old is fucking hilarious, the 6 year old is...
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    Bubba is great, but specific to the...

    Bubba is great, but specific to the southern-type. Joeys aren't angry.

    Kenny?
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    Yes, the screaming and whining is really what...

    Yes, the screaming and whining is really what kills me too. Add screaming + hangover = hell

    Norse, all tramps are sold out around here last I looked, I would love a smaller one we can wheel away....
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    'usually' is a key word here. Absolutely.

    'usually' is a key word here.



    Absolutely.
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    Ha, great story. Do you uncontrollably whisper...

    Ha, great story. Do you uncontrollably whisper 'assfinder!' every time you see one on the road?
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    tgapp, there are stinkbugs, slugs and aphids to...

    tgapp, there are stinkbugs, slugs and aphids to watch out for where we live in Millcreek. We buy praying mantis and a bag of ladybugs, I'm not sure what to do with aphids though, anyone else have a...
  16. Thread: Found Music

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    Got turned onto Knxwledge, his new album is very...

    Got turned onto Knxwledge, his new album is very good. mostly instrumentals from a producer influenced by Madlib + J Dilla. If you don't like that hip-hop style, you won't like Knxwledge.

    ...
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    Of course it's a chubby middle-aged white guy...

    Of course it's a chubby middle-aged white guy with a goatee. These guys need a name like Karens do.
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    To be more articulate, you guys are giving me dad...

    To be more articulate, you guys are giving me dad advice based on logic. I live in a 3+6 year olds world were nothing is logical, my daily life with them is a string of absurd events, and they are...
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    So now dumb white trash are using 'Karen' to...

    So now dumb white trash are using 'Karen' to anyone who calls them out on their bullshit? Pretty sure my wife would have gone outside and given all those assholes the finger and yelled at them.
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    Why, itís just that simple?! Bless your heart,...

    Why, itís just that simple?! Bless your heart, thank you!

    Kidding...
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    Absolutely works for the 6 year old, yes, no...

    Absolutely works for the 6 year old, yes, no matter the mess she makes its worth it. The 3 year old is completely inept though, she doesn't pull her weight around the house, WTF.
  22. There were multiple guys coming out with assorted...

    There were multiple guys coming out with assorted pillows and I can't wrap my head around it. I mean, sure, they are full of adrenaline and not thinking straight but how do you get distracted by...
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    We all know you as a man of fine, fine taste here...

    We all know you as a man of fine, fine taste here on TGR. So what is up with the obsession of acquiring an old POS Pathfinder? Did you get laid in one by Christly Brinkley in the 90s or what? There...
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    I love being asked to make a peanut butter...

    I love being asked to make a peanut butter sandwich 8x while saying, 'yes give me a minute' as I parse a dense work email. Brings out the best in me.
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    The first year in our house, we had 3 raised beds...

    The first year in our house, we had 3 raised beds that were falling apart. and that's it. Who cares, post a pic and let's see if we can help. not to say we have our shit together at all, but years...
  26. Many more throw pillows were looted than I...

    Many more throw pillows were looted than I expected, are throw pillows a must-have out there? I was expecting 3, tops.
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    Don't forget the 'e'

    Don't forget the 'e'
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    Launch aborted, whaaaaamp...

    Launch aborted, whaaaaamp whaaaaamp...............over.
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    That's a negative, JongRider. Over.

    That's a negative, JongRider. Over.
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    Defintely cool, I didn't know either. I...

    Defintely cool, I didn't know either.

    I finished staining the garden shed door a few different-but-similar dark stains yesterday, to match the fence better, and I like it. Going from cedar stain...
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    Live link: https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I

    Live link: https://youtu.be/rjb9FdVdX5I
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    Awesome Joe!

    Awesome Joe!
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    her life is turning into a country music song.

    her life is turning into a country music song.
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    Mine too. I was 'crying' before a pretty scary,...

    Mine too. I was 'crying' before a pretty scary, big ski day in the mountains once and I don't think my friend was ever convinced my eyes were just watering that morning.
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    His job is to make videos, it's not free time.

    One of the best vids I've seen on YT.
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    The governments response, in March, made me think...

    The governments response, in March, made me think about buying a handgun, as I quickly realized I've been trusting the government too much to handle a crisis. The irony is amusing, a pro-gun...
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    Of course you were just kidding... Archery...

    Of course you were just kidding...

    Archery hunting is different I do agree. Although Doug Peacock would call any man using a gun for protection against grizzlies a pussy. But we all can't be...
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    Bears only attack when they know you can’t call...

    Bears only attack when they know you can’t call for help. MT side is safer, and camp near some obnoxious rednecks and you will be fine.
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    If you choose to bike in griz country, you accept...

    If you choose to bike in griz country, you accept what comes with that. Don’t be an asshole with a handgun. Stay home if you can’t handle it.
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    Dinner outside? Not impressed. If you wanna be...

    Dinner outside? Not impressed. If you wanna be brave make out with her.
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    You got owned last time you posted in this...

    You got owned last time you posted in this thread, glad to see you back to teach us all. I’ve said it many time before, dumb and smug are the worst people in the world no matter their political...
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    Also, the Lowes on 1300 S is wayyyyy more mellow...

    Also, the Lowes on 1300 S is wayyyyy more mellow than any HD in SLC. I I'm sure any Lowes gets packed on a holiday weekend mid-day though. But that Lowes before 10am on a weekday is quite empty.
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    I think all the good lumber stores are closed...

    I think all the good lumber stores are closed until Tuesday. I can't imagine financially buying supplies at Macbeath for a deck, but that place is rad. I bet Tuco will recommend Burton Lumber?
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    Anxiety forms from past experiences, almost like...

    Anxiety forms from past experiences, almost like PTSD is how it was explained to me. Depression can often be thinking how there is no hope for the future. I think it's all a mix of everything...
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    It used to be called The Reddish House? That’s...

    It used to be called The Reddish House? That’s interesting.
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    Too small overall, although I have joked to her...

    Too small overall, although I have joked to her about eating the angelfish, the biggest one.
  47. "Regardless of how things ultimately play out,...

    "Regardless of how things ultimately play out, officials said the incident should serve as a reminder to backcountry recreationists to make sure they consider all the variables before heading out."
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    Ha, they're not bad. i just listened to their two...

    Ha, they're not bad. i just listened to their two new songs on repeat. It's good shit, but after a few listens the perfect timing on it makes the songs a bit stale. They need to paint outside the...
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    If my wife dies on me, I'm flushing all the fish...

    If my wife dies on me, I'm flushing all the fish down the toilet ASAP.
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    Anyone else coming to depressing conclusion from...

    Anyone else coming to depressing conclusion from all this mask wearing that their own breath stinks wayyyy more than they thought?
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