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    Wow. All Karens should be ashamed; time to up...

    Wow.

    All Karens should be ashamed; time to up y'all's game byatches
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    Covid dumbfuckery: - hitting the crosswalk...

    Covid dumbfuckery:
    - hitting the crosswalk button at intersections with the bottom of your shoe
    - maintaining social distancing by walking 2 abreast on the two outside edges of the bike path,...
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    (slowly raises hand)

    (slowly raises hand)
  4. All those times I carelessly cursed people with...

    All those times I carelessly cursed people with the sly "may you live in interesting times" seems to have backfired horribly.
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    The "masks murder people" claim seems to be...

    The "masks murder people" claim seems to be gaining traction, even in my elitist University town.
    Of course, it does explain why OR Docs and staff have an average life span of only 22 years.
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    Well yeah, but being a goat, he kept a low...

    Well yeah, but being a goat, he kept a low profile.
  7. Ooof ..... dat face.

    Ooof ..... dat face.
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    Funny thing: my dogs love to "engage with" all...

    Funny thing: my dogs love to "engage with" all kinds of animal scat/poop, except river otter - won't go near it, get really nervous around it. 'Course, might be the same for wolverine poop, but...
  9. Definitely get any elective/preventative work...

    Definitely get any elective/preventative work done ASAP ...... just in case (I'm betting on it) things deteriorate in the Fall (or August:nonono2:) and we're locked down again.
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    "You can't take away m'freeds ta not wear...

    "You can't take away m'freeds ta not wear pants!!!"
    "Pants destroy God's perfect scrotal temperature control system, and you will burn in Hell for forcing us to wear pants!"
    Pants keep the toxic...
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    Agree with 3pin: outlaw x's would be best, but...

    Agree with 3pin: outlaw x's would be best, but freedoms should be OK. Just be sure to use the best epoxy (24 hour or longer set), and let the drilled skis sit for 48 hours in a warm, dry place to...
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    So it's settled then, right? The Italian...

    So it's settled then, right? The Italian liqueurs described above all need the sweetening of bourbon/rye to balance things out? And a little actual fruit e.g. orange slice, luxardo/bada-bing...
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    But the spanking is the beginning, not the...

    But the spanking is the beginning, not the goodnight/farewell, right? Right? RIGHT???!?!?!?
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    Oh, please .... it was a conscious decision to...

    Oh, please .... it was a conscious decision to fuck with people. Accidents/mishaps never happen - there's always a purpose. Somebody has poop mouth.
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    ummmmm link?

    ummmmm link?
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    Now that's what I call teamwork.

    Now that's what I call teamwork.
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    And then there's the poor fucker that ordered the...

    And then there's the poor fucker that ordered the tooth brushes ..........
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    ^^^ This. Both Campari and Aperol have a back...

    ^^^ This. Both Campari and Aperol have a back bite that can be annoying at times.
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    "Low active" means what, Switchbacks? What's...

    "Low active" means what, Switchbacks?
    What's your style? Huck monster? Low and go? Hard snow carver?
    If you weigh over 150 kgs, yer hosed.
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    .... unless the bankruptcy rate shoots the moon,...

    .... unless the bankruptcy rate shoots the moon, and the government thinks they can money print their way out yet again.
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    Wonder what size rake head the commander duffus...

    Wonder what size rake head the commander duffus recommends for situations like this?
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    Their arrogance alone should have cauterized...

    Their arrogance alone should have cauterized their wombs into rock hard walnuts.
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    Gender equality! Massive infestation of religious...

    Gender equality! Massive infestation of religious Karens ravages Florida! ...
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    Not to worry ..... ionization will solve every...

    Not to worry ..... ionization will solve every thing.

    If it turns out that fecal aerosolization is a significant infection contributor to Covid-19, then we're truly fucked since too many...
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    Just wait for the next urgent customer ya baby.

    Just wait for the next urgent customer ya baby.
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    People that think it's perfectly acceptable to...

    People that think it's perfectly acceptable to keep piling trash onto an overflowing trash can ANY WHERE
    (my kitchen, a public restroom/covid culture room, the local park, etc.)
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    "I-oo-no-ice-ashun". Translation: put your...

    "I-oo-no-ice-ashun".
    Translation: put your miserable, worthless lives in the hands of even more con artists
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    Will Perfect Tommy be there???

    Will Perfect Tommy be there???
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    ???????? Yer mask is a floatation device too? ...

    ???????? Yer mask is a floatation device too? Winning!
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    Please be re-directed to PolyAss.

    Please be re-directed to PolyAss.
  31. Or that dogs are loosing their shit over the new,...

    Or that dogs are loosing their shit over the new, most wanted for Xmas toy??
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    Whoa. Nancy Isenburg is hot. And strangely...

    Whoa. Nancy Isenburg is hot. And strangely attractive, too.
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    On line. Duh. So-called kids can deal with it...

    On line. Duh.

    So-called kids can deal with it a lot better than most delirious adults because ....... they're easily distracted.
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    The next Rump. Mark my words.

    The next Rump. Mark my words.
  35. Thread: Happy Midsummer

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    Wow. I'm so embarrassed. This is usually one...

    Wow.

    I'm so embarrassed. This is usually one of the high points of Summer for me - even though it's the "first day of Summer" (according to some geezer also known for yelling at clouds), I've...
  36. Thread: Ian Holm RIP

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    Cor - neeelee - ooos!! RIP ya horny ol' buggar.

    Cor - neeelee - ooos!!

    RIP ya horny ol' buggar.
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    "Ha! Who's laughing now, monkey boy??"

    "Ha! Who's laughing now, monkey boy??"
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    And yet thousands willingly place their lives and...

    And yet thousands willingly place their lives and the lives of their loved ones in the tiny, palsied hands of the anti-christ.
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    ya mean like "curl" and "earl"?? There was a...

    ya mean like "curl" and "earl"??

    There was a video (probably manipulated) of some mentally challenged adolescent standing in the bed of a truck with his face buried in the coal coming out of the...
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    I'm with ya OG, evening cocktails and all....

    I'm with ya OG, evening cocktails and all. :fmicon:
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    Makes ya wonder how he even got elected, in...

    Makes ya wonder how he even got elected, in central californyalabamy.
  42. Thread: Is this a sex toy?

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    wash yer mouth out with KY.

    wash yer mouth out with KY.
  43. Best way to eliminate stinky crotch?? ...

    Best way to eliminate stinky crotch??


    Yep. Vigorous scrubbing with saliva lubricant.
  44. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Obviously the day was not all the furry one was...

    Obviously the day was not all the furry one was expecting as it's due.
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    Since y'all are just too rosy and optimistic...

    Since y'all are just too rosy and optimistic (:rolleyes:), think on this: starting to hear that we're being urged to immediately get all elective/preventative medical work done (assuming you're...
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    It's settled then we have a consensus!

    It's settled then we have a consensus!
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    I'm chucking over "lickspittle" these days. It's...

    I'm chucking over "lickspittle" these days. It's getting a lot of play without even being said.
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    If it's as good as the trailer, I'm in! Edit:...

    If it's as good as the trailer, I'm in!

    Edit: in reference to Warrior Nun.
    Magnetic ........ meh.
  49. Thread: Mandalorian

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    Really fascinating! We're both watching the...

    Really fascinating! We're both watching the Gallery and re-watching season 1.
    The Volume is mind-blowing!
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    Easy guys, don't make me call Mitch

    Easy guys, don't make me call Mitch
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