It's what makes us superior to all the other animals, and rulers of the Universe - blind faith.
It does seem to be hard-wired into our DNA, though.

Please tell us she didn't eat it ........ that would be really bad.

There's no counting in proofing.

Well, he certainly doesn't have a glass jaw.

That looping right hook is lethal.

We all talk to our dogs. And they respond by licking your eyeballs.

Who has pink eye?

That's mean. Just like cucumbers.

Lots of good advice.
Take your time, get YOUR dog, not your son's .... in fact, see if you can trade your son for the dog. Upgrade.

The Boxador is truly cute, but beware of the genetic issues...

Yabbut ...... Mary's eyes are the ones looking at yer peter.

The trick is to not hold on for dear life. It was 4 guys and I was impressed that they could even pick her up - 200+ pounds and slimy.

Ha! You're wrong ..... 993!

That's diabolical.

.... but it should be on the upper shelf.

Oh, I'm sure it's been tried/done. Speaking of whaley fish, in my previous incarnation I worked a lot with sturgeon: caught some thieves trying to steal one of our research broodstock. After about...

Imma bust a cat in yo ass.

Weed wack that MF.

I'm 24 hours out from Moderna #2, and have to say I'm pleasantly surprised/relieved - unless it kicks in shortly, seems like I'm (almost) good to go. Started to get achey 4 hours after, thought...

RLY
I declared defeat, ripped out all the old alkaline battery alarms and replaced them with the 10 year lithiums. I'll be dead by the time they start chirping.

I was think more Thulsa Doom

Thanks guys, now I don't feel so bad about our old male doberman. There was an infamous night wherein the hall and family room walls got sprayed with chocolate sauce. Non-sleep ensued. It was...

Darwin contender fer sure.

Gotta ask: who was doing the video? Looks like ...... Chris?!?

FIFY

Nope; not gonna give it the time of day. Having lived through it, I refuse to to do anything more than condemn it, consigning it to the depths of Hell.

Yeah; heard it was his 5th (:eek:) back surgery. More than one is never a good sign.

Surprised it took this long to get Dennis's input on the subject.

Just don't puke off the chair.

I'm sure you described your first shot symptoms as mild ( so were mine), but the anecdotal evidence for a more pronounced reaction to the second Moderna shot is...

Well, every body knows that the sequencers were designed by Hugo Chavez and the components smuggled in via rectal insertion, and then programmed and operated by the Squad. And they only employed...

Damn dood ..... that's diabolical.

So: you have an urgent (but not yet an emergency) need for medical treatment involving surgery + ICU time ...... can you demand that you see proof that all engaged staff have been vaccinated before...

CONVERSATIONS! HOW DO THEY WORK???

Great grandson of Dr Mengela??

I got ass-scoped last summer - never actually saw a single person's mouth/nose; went well. It was actually scheduled for late Fall, but convinced my gastro-enterologist that it was better to do it...

Well, since spices are condiments: salt, pepper .... no other spices come close, even though like most of them

And if a condiments is something you add to a basic item to accentuate the flavor, I...

LIES!!!!!!!!!

I always get berated for not remember things that she told me ........ when I wasn't in the damn room!

My wife continues talking to/at me after I've left the room.

Could be age related, as I may have done the same once or twice ..... recently.

What he said. It's not impossible that 20 years down the road, some babies are born with super brains due to the vaccine, but if the world as we know it collapses now and 20 years form now we're...

My palate is unable (so far) to distinguish much difference in an anything aged beyond about 10 years ......

which is a good thing.

The final push off the cliff: moments before the crash, Basco had told Jones he was requesting a new partner due to Jones' alcoholism.

2013 shooting: bullet still lodged in her brain.

Yabbut .... did they sample bears hanging out in port-a-potties gorging on human poop?!?
I think not.

In fact, I'm pretty sure just being in close proximity to that filthy beast would be...

Yabbut ...... they got things sorted out before dish washers were invented.

Not seriously injured?
Get back to us in 10 days after the fecal pathogens on the teeth/claws of that POOP EATING BEAR are up to speed and your dying of septic shock.

Takes poop smeared punji...

Yabbut ..... teh womenz only poop and piss demurely.

...said Rand Paul.

Retaliate with open bathroom door during massive dumpage while she's yammering away on her phone.

Pretty sure that shnoz is exaggerated by being right up against the lens.

Swim away, foul little fishy, swim away.

Electric cart/quad: she's mobile and will probably mow down all those annoying dogs, cats and toddlers in the neighborhood.

Nice nod to her roots that she pulled it off with a superbly stunning SL run.

Seems like it isn't the atheist thinking about Dog so much as it is religious fanatics screaming about Dog at the atheist.


Usually.


Not always.