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Today, 08:47 AM
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We used to go to Eastern Standard to eat and...
We used to go to Eastern Standard to eat and drink before the maggot Fenway fests but they closed in a dispute with their landlord. But now they're open again in a new spot, still very close to...
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Yesterday, 09:20 PM
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I don't have any hookups but aceticket.com is the...
I don't have any hookups but aceticket.com is the local ticket sales site. I'm like an hour south depending on traffic.
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Yesterday, 04:11 PM
Thread: What song is it you wanna hear?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipynkBxtMOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipynkBxtMOc
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Yesterday, 04:04 PM
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Like 10 years ago I got almost 60 days in Utah...
Like 10 years ago I got almost 60 days in Utah while living on the east coast but since then new shit has come to light. At this point activities where impact is a likely result really need to be...
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Yesterday, 04:01 PM
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What is this skiing thing you people are talking...
What is this skiing thing you people are talking about?
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Yesterday, 01:46 PM
Thread: AI is your new master ....
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Since AI learns from the internet I've decided to...
Since AI learns from the internet I've decided to start posting even more wrong shit than usual.
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Yesterday, 01:38 PM
Thread: Hey Maine/NE mags, what's up?
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Seems wise.
Seems wise.
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Yesterday, 12:47 PM
Thread: Hey Maine/NE mags, what's up?
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+1 I'm also curious how they both happen to be...
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04-16-2024, 05:31 PM
Thread: Real Estate Crash thread
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How can you possibly sell insurance if you can't...
How can you possibly sell insurance if you can't figure in a known risk?
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04-16-2024, 08:24 AM
Thread: Things That Amuse You
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If you're gonna fly with weed bring it on your...
If you're gonna fly with weed bring it on your carryon so the baggage handlers don't steal it. Other than that it's a non-issue. TSA does not want to deal with your weed, they have no interest in it...
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04-14-2024, 08:30 PM
Thread: Shit that annoys you
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Gotta be a wife thing using his good scissors....
Gotta be a wife thing using his good scissors. Right?
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04-14-2024, 01:36 PM
Thread: Hello Friends...
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Do they pipe in the car alarms like they do with...
Do they pipe in the car alarms like they do with the bird songs?
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04-13-2024, 08:25 PM
Thread: Things That Amuse You
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Maybe we could chip in and they could retire the...
Maybe we could chip in and they could retire the box fan.
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04-13-2024, 06:40 PM
Thread: What song is it you wanna hear?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8fxMHhrCdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8fxMHhrCdk
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04-13-2024, 06:19 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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Is there such a thing as a group PM?
Is there such a thing as a group PM?
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04-12-2024, 09:13 PM
Thread: Things That Amuse You
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I think it's kind of amusing at the Sixers just...
I think it's kind of amusing at the Sixers just unveiled a new statue of AI and it's at their practice facility.
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04-12-2024, 08:07 PM
Thread: Nordberg is dead
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I walked into a pizza place and found out about...
I walked into a pizza place and found out about the slow-motion chase, it was on TV. However many years later I walked into the same place and OJ got acquitted about 10 seconds later. For a second it...
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04-12-2024, 08:03 PM
Thread: Hey Maine/NE mags, what's up?
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PM Mazderati he's around there now
PM Mazderati he's around there now
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04-12-2024, 12:36 PM
Thread: Nordberg is dead
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Phyllicia was pretty hot tho. Still is, for 75.
Phyllicia was pretty hot tho. Still is, for 75.
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04-12-2024, 12:33 PM
Thread: Fast Food Drive Thru's...
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It was Joe Pesci but yeah, they do always fuck...
It was Joe Pesci but yeah, they do always fuck you at the drive-thru.
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93% of the loans being fraudulent seems a...
93% of the loans being fraudulent seems a little...something. Greedy? Crazy? Impossible? I dunno.
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04-12-2024, 09:59 AM
Thread: What's on YouTube?
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I'd seen a couple of him speaking chinese...
I'd seen a couple of him speaking chinese dialects at restaurants but I didn't know he spoke so many languages, I'll watch more thanks.
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04-12-2024, 09:56 AM
Thread: What's on YouTube?
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Nice, I'll watch that. Thanks.
Nice, I'll watch that. Thanks.
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04-11-2024, 04:05 PM
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I do not feel like there is a hole where Benny...
I do not feel like there is a hole where Benny was. People come, people go. See ya.
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04-11-2024, 09:57 AM
Thread: Nordberg is dead
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I wondered how a brake pad company could die.
I wondered how a brake pad company could die.
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04-11-2024, 09:44 AM
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It seems wack that that forum would just close...
It seems wack that that forum would just close down without a word. Some musclehead probably trashed the server in a fit of roid rage.
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04-09-2024, 09:22 PM
Thread: Zillow/Redfin Gems
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Yeah they are. On the other hand you don't see a...
Yeah they are. On the other hand you don't see a lot of walk-in fridges in houses. Weird house. Eighteen million bucks is a shit ton of money for that place
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04-09-2024, 08:14 PM
Thread: Best Vacuum Cleaner Evah
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we put a central vac in this place when we built...
we put a central vac in this place when we built it and it ain't all that. I'd rather have the money back.
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04-08-2024, 09:53 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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Ha you were still in there from last year
Ha you were still in there from last year
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04-08-2024, 09:39 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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Congrats mang. Tell us how to pay you.
Congrats mang. Tell us how to pay you.
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04-08-2024, 06:40 PM
Thread: Brain activity during death or near/death
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i defer to the wizard on that. ...
i defer to the wizard on that.
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04-08-2024, 02:01 PM
Thread: 2024 Eclipse - no Bonnie Tyler videos please
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How dark did it get? It barely got dark here.
How dark did it get? It barely got dark here.
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04-08-2024, 11:39 AM
Thread: 2024 Eclipse - no Bonnie Tyler videos please
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I thought Houlton was fictional, like Finland.
I thought Houlton was fictional, like Finland.
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04-08-2024, 09:01 AM
Thread: What Really Scares You?
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I used to get that bad especially on small planes...
I used to get that bad especially on small planes but really any plane where I couldn't sit on the aisle wasn't good. Freaked the fuck out on a plane from Denver to Aspen and tried to get off before...
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I can always fall asleep but sometimes i have...
I can always fall asleep but sometimes i have nights or streaks of nights where I'm up and can't fall back asleep. A .25 Xanax and a half hour later I'm out. I'll only do it if there's enough time...
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04-07-2024, 08:08 PM
Thread: What Really Scares You?
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My wife and I went to a restaurant, she got...
My wife and I went to a restaurant, she got chowder. They gave her a bag of oyster crackers, she dumped them on the chowder, ground some pepper on it, and started eating. I'm sitting across from her,...
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04-07-2024, 07:56 PM
Thread: RIP John Sinclair
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What about Kid Rock?
What about Kid Rock?
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04-07-2024, 07:55 PM
Thread: 2024 Eclipse - no Bonnie Tyler videos please
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It's on their facebook page. Their page has kind...
It's on their facebook page. Their page has kind of a cult following, it's pretty humorous for them being cops. https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/
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04-07-2024, 02:36 PM
Thread: Why all the UFO Reports Lately?
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^^ Episode 420?
^^ Episode 420?
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04-07-2024, 01:36 PM
Thread: Brain activity during death or near/death
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Well were they all dead or just mostly dead?...
Well were they all dead or just mostly dead? There's a big difference.
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04-07-2024, 11:11 AM
Thread: Zillow/Redfin Gems
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Seek and ye shall find. ...
Seek and ye shall find.
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04-06-2024, 09:26 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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No, I was just feeling too wealthy.
No, I was just feeling too wealthy.
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04-06-2024, 06:21 PM
Thread: What song is it you wanna hear?
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"I pitched every game in the major leagues under...
"I pitched every game in the major leagues under the influence of drugs."
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I'm glad you're not a product of the American...
I'm glad you're not a product of the American educational system.
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04-06-2024, 04:36 PM
Thread: TGR Maggots 24 - March Madness bracket
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Remember that year when my friend joined the pool...
Remember that year when my friend joined the pool and won it? I should've called that guy.
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04-05-2024, 08:36 PM
Thread: RIP John Sinclair
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RIP. And Wayne Kramer just died back in February....
RIP. And Wayne Kramer just died back in February. It's down to the MC3 I guess.
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04-05-2024, 04:44 PM
Thread: Wow, we just had a 4.8 earthquake
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I was in Tokyo for a 6.4. Half an hour later...
I was in Tokyo for a 6.4. Half an hour later you'd never know it happened.
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04-05-2024, 04:00 PM
Thread: What song is it you wanna hear?
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.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79o7qwul48
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04-05-2024, 03:45 PM
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It's a rhetorical question now.
It's a rhetorical question now.
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. Who gives a shit edit: I don't know wtf...
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Who gives a shit
edit: I don't know wtf is going on with the quote, it keeps breaking it into 2 quotes
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