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  1. We used to go to Eastern Standard to eat and...

    We used to go to Eastern Standard to eat and drink before the maggot Fenway fests but they closed in a dispute with their landlord. But now they're open again in a new spot, still very close to...
  2. I don't have any hookups but aceticket.com is the...

    I don't have any hookups but aceticket.com is the local ticket sales site. I'm like an hour south depending on traffic.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipynkBxtMOc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipynkBxtMOc
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    Like 10 years ago I got almost 60 days in Utah...

    Like 10 years ago I got almost 60 days in Utah while living on the east coast but since then new shit has come to light. At this point activities where impact is a likely result really need to be...
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    What is this skiing thing you people are talking...

    What is this skiing thing you people are talking about?
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    Since AI learns from the internet I've decided to...

    Since AI learns from the internet I've decided to start posting even more wrong shit than usual.

    Apparently the rest of you figured this out a while ago.
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    Seems wise.

    Seems wise.
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    +1 I'm also curious how they both happen to be...

    +1

    I'm also curious how they both happen to be residents of South Portland if neither of them lives there.
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    How can you possibly sell insurance if you can't...

    How can you possibly sell insurance if you can't figure in a known risk?
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    If you're gonna fly with weed bring it on your...

    If you're gonna fly with weed bring it on your carryon so the baggage handlers don't steal it. Other than that it's a non-issue. TSA does not want to deal with your weed, they have no interest in it...
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    Gotta be a wife thing using his good scissors....

    Gotta be a wife thing using his good scissors. Right?
  12. Thread: Hello Friends...

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    Do they pipe in the car alarms like they do with...

    Do they pipe in the car alarms like they do with the bird songs?
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    Maybe we could chip in and they could retire the...

    Maybe we could chip in and they could retire the box fan.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8fxMHhrCdk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8fxMHhrCdk
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    Is there such a thing as a group PM?

    Is there such a thing as a group PM?
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    I think it's kind of amusing at the Sixers just...

    I think it's kind of amusing at the Sixers just unveiled a new statue of AI and it's at their practice facility.

    My wife didn't get it though, so maybe it's not amusing.
  17. Thread: Nordberg is dead

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    I walked into a pizza place and found out about...

    I walked into a pizza place and found out about the slow-motion chase, it was on TV. However many years later I walked into the same place and OJ got acquitted about 10 seconds later. For a second it...
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    PM Mazderati he's around there now

    PM Mazderati he's around there now
  19. Thread: Nordberg is dead

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    Phyllicia was pretty hot tho. Still is, for 75.

    Phyllicia was pretty hot tho. Still is, for 75.
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    It was Joe Pesci but yeah, they do always fuck...

    It was Joe Pesci but yeah, they do always fuck you at the drive-thru.
  21. Thread: Fraud

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    93% of the loans being fraudulent seems a...

    93% of the loans being fraudulent seems a little...something. Greedy? Crazy? Impossible? I dunno.
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    I'd seen a couple of him speaking chinese...

    I'd seen a couple of him speaking chinese dialects at restaurants but I didn't know he spoke so many languages, I'll watch more thanks.
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    Nice, I'll watch that. Thanks.

    Nice, I'll watch that. Thanks.
  24. I do not feel like there is a hole where Benny...

    I do not feel like there is a hole where Benny was. People come, people go. See ya.
  25. Thread: Nordberg is dead

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    I wondered how a brake pad company could die.

    I wondered how a brake pad company could die.
  26. It seems wack that that forum would just close...

    It seems wack that that forum would just close down without a word. Some musclehead probably trashed the server in a fit of roid rage.
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    Yeah they are. On the other hand you don't see a...

    Yeah they are. On the other hand you don't see a lot of walk-in fridges in houses. Weird house. Eighteen million bucks is a shit ton of money for that place
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    we put a central vac in this place when we built...

    we put a central vac in this place when we built it and it ain't all that. I'd rather have the money back.
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    Ha you were still in there from last year

    Ha you were still in there from last year
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    Congrats mang. Tell us how to pay you.

    Congrats mang. Tell us how to pay you.
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    i defer to the wizard on that. ...

    i defer to the wizard on that.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M
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    How dark did it get? It barely got dark here.

    How dark did it get? It barely got dark here.
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    I thought Houlton was fictional, like Finland.

    I thought Houlton was fictional, like Finland.
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    I used to get that bad especially on small planes...

    I used to get that bad especially on small planes but really any plane where I couldn't sit on the aisle wasn't good. Freaked the fuck out on a plane from Denver to Aspen and tried to get off before...
  35. Thread: Insomnia

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    I can always fall asleep but sometimes i have...

    I can always fall asleep but sometimes i have nights or streaks of nights where I'm up and can't fall back asleep. A .25 Xanax and a half hour later I'm out. I'll only do it if there's enough time...
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    My wife and I went to a restaurant, she got...

    My wife and I went to a restaurant, she got chowder. They gave her a bag of oyster crackers, she dumped them on the chowder, ground some pepper on it, and started eating. I'm sitting across from her,...
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    What about Kid Rock?

    What about Kid Rock?
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    It's on their facebook page. Their page has kind...

    It's on their facebook page. Their page has kind of a cult following, it's pretty humorous for them being cops. https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/
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    ^^ Episode 420?

    ^^ Episode 420?
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    Well were they all dead or just mostly dead?...

    Well were they all dead or just mostly dead? There's a big difference.
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    Seek and ye shall find. ...

    Seek and ye shall find.

    https://www.telegram.com/story/news/local/south-west/2008/03/02/mysterious-fortress/52573486007/
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    No, I was just feeling too wealthy.

    No, I was just feeling too wealthy.
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    "I pitched every game in the major leagues under...

    "I pitched every game in the major leagues under the influence of drugs."
    Supposedly he was supposed to have the day off or at least thought he did so he dropped expecting to spend a pleasant...
  44. Thread: Ukraine

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    I'm glad you're not a product of the American...

    I'm glad you're not a product of the American educational system.
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    Remember that year when my friend joined the pool...

    Remember that year when my friend joined the pool and won it? I should've called that guy.
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    RIP. And Wayne Kramer just died back in February....

    RIP. And Wayne Kramer just died back in February. It's down to the MC3 I guess.
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    I was in Tokyo for a 6.4. Half an hour later...

    I was in Tokyo for a 6.4. Half an hour later you'd never know it happened.
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    .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79o7qwul48

    ..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79o7qwul48
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    It's a rhetorical question now.

    It's a rhetorical question now.
  50. Thread: Ukraine

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    . Who gives a shit edit: I don't know wtf...

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    Who gives a shit

    edit: I don't know wtf is going on with the quote, it keeps breaking it into 2 quotes
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