God that place sucks.

thats cool colorado will still be wack as fuck

Shit how else will everyone know how H-core you are?

Well alright! A big warm welcome to a fresh crop of newly transplanted, wide-eyed, Rocky-Mountain-Wet-Dreaming Joeys!

But why?

Who else has it?
:yourock:

Go ride slaschman's at bridger for your nostalgia fix. it's generating new memories.

this thread = bag of dicks

Dude what number do you wear?

Corpo culture will steal your soul, if you let it. So will computers.
Sweet blog btw.

Your both a couple of needle dick chumps.

So your trust fund is fully vested?

She'll go on to become just another belligerent co-ed at The Ohio State University.
Stay classy Ohio.

I'm here to fart in your breakfast cereal.

And it's just a stone's throw from Glitter Gulch.

Sweet JONG! Why don't you change your name to Atomicgay?

Because Snowbird is in the Wasatch and Colorado is a joke. Study hard dipshit.

An Xterra? In Colorado? GTFO.

Big Sky stoke gives me a nostalgia hardon.

It was cooler when it was graceland.

but great stoke!

Bump cuz Cottonwood Rec Center's platforms & boards kick ass!

Just wanted to share the good news.

A voice of reason.
Thank you.

1. Pabst is gross and trendy and stupid.
2. It's called "apres ski" for a reason.
3. MTM is a too-cool, harder-core-than-you dick with a good point.



4. Nice freshies! :yourock:

Isn't skiing cheating compared to just wallowing through snow?
I say all mechanical advantage is cheating.

Colo-rad-bro!

John C, there are a lot of alpha assholees around here and they don't like to be challenged. You're ruffling their feathers.

^correct.

Yea DBT, why are you yelling? Why do you hate French people? Why so misogynist?

I refuse, unless she agrees to reciprocate.

Lindsey Jacobellis is captain of the All Time Fail team.
Her, and those tools Dan and Dave from the 90's.

1. My trust fund
2. Epic pow days at Vail
3. My WRX (you know, one of the awesome blue ones)
4. My rotating wardrobe of fresh mountain threads
5. Colo-rad-bro!

Doooood way to blow the lid on the secret booter spot. :fm:

Nice backy. :)

You sound butthurt cuz you just crushed a gordita box and now you need to go purge :fmicon:

Shut the
fuck up
JONG!
Move back to Ohio.

I though trolling for walleye was fun, but trolling for wild Colorado kook & JONG is so much better!

And is it true that 100% of skiing Coloradoans/ites wish they were Utards?

I'll just take as a yes.

It has been my observation that a preponderance of the douchiest posts on TGR belong to individuals residing in Colorado (although the Bozemanites in the bridger bowl/ inbounds beacon rant gave...

allah akbar

^it's also overlooked as a complete waste of resources.
Grow a garden for fucks sake.

touche.
I don't read so good.

mmm... youtube vid of lindsey vonn training in under aromour = yourmom with a chubby

Good God is it mandatory for all teh kooks who move to Colorado to show their dedicated core-ness via obnoxious vehicle choice and lame sticker collage? Lemme guess, your FJ is either yellow or...

It's big... and it hates you.

Glad I could contribute.

Thanks brah, you're so extreme and we're so impressed that you tele.

That's seriously funny.

lolz.

Oh my god, like, college has been SO tough and i, like, totally need to take a year off and be a ski bum out west. I think I'll load up my xterra with my mountain bike, shaped skis, and north face...

Sweet, another Rocky Mountain wet dreamer. :nonono2:

I love it. The big cooler is always in.