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  1. Thread: Garden 2020

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    What the hell are those? Can i buy and try one at...

    What the hell are those? Can i buy and try one at an average grocery store or are they a whole foods item?
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    Your wife has nice knobs.

    Your wife has nice knobs.
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    I think it is that, until she tells you it has a...

    I think it is that, until she tells you it has a function. It's often to add color, cushion the deck, let you walk barefoot on hot days, or break up the monotonous deck visually. Or maybe the wife...
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    Exactly. And the kneeling they do is in honor of...

    Exactly. And the kneeling they do is in honor of the beatings they are going to do later that night.
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    She is trying to make the place look good, most...

    She is trying to make the place look good, most guys would be happy with a BUD LIGHT NEON SIGN IN THE LIVING ROOM AND A JAEGERMEISTER UMBRELLA OUT BACK. 'They make a house a home'. My problem is I...
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    There is a large group of woke white mountain...

    There is a large group of woke white mountain mommies and sponsored mountain athletes I follow that could be described as vain, if i wanted to spend the time to decipher all their recent posts, but...
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    There is a certain disconnect between why I work...

    There is a certain disconnect between why I work so much and everything my wife buys. Honey, try spending less and maybe you will see me more?
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    Fair enough. As for people reframing the riots...

    Fair enough.

    As for people reframing the riots into something more palatable, someone alternatively framed it as slaves burning down the plantation. Pretty sure none of us in white mountain towns...
  9. Thread: Garden 2020

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    Dang! But what are you going to do with all those...

    Dang! But what are you going to do with all those tomatoes?
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    Go fuck yourself boomer.

    Go fuck yourself boomer.
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    Definitely a keeper. I would have divorced you...

    Definitely a keeper. I would have divorced you over that.
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    Sorry. What would a gap year look like for him?

    Sorry. What would a gap year look like for him?
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    What I've gleaned recently is we need to pressure...

    What I've gleaned recently is we need to pressure mayor candidates to run on a campaign that requires cops to wear cameras, have an oversight committee, and things like that. I'm not speaking from...
  14. Well shit, then you know what you are missing out...

    Well shit, then you know what you are missing out on.
  15. Go this year and next year. No need to SUP to...

    Go this year and next year. No need to SUP to have a good time. Bu have you been before to bike?
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    Bike commuting on empty streets was such a great...

    Bike commuting on empty streets was such a great addition to my day, in great spring weather but now it's kinda busy again and getting hot.

    I'm learning how to cook, I have no idea why I started...
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    Whether they are locals are not, there is clearly...

    Whether they are locals are not, there is clearly 'outside agitators' in these riots. Minny has enough white anarchists locally to take care of chaos. But they are not BLM people, they are not...
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    8pm curfew in SLC, National Guard coming in....

    8pm curfew in SLC, National Guard coming in. Relatively tame riot though. Mom just moved near the riot area, fun.

    Bmills, my wife is from Buckhead, she is telling me similar things about how...
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    Some mainly white people flipped a SLC cop car...

    Some mainly white people flipped a SLC cop car and set it on fire this afternoon.
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    Black, for obvious reasons. Why?

    Black, for obvious reasons. Why?
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    Whoa whoa whoa, am I coming across like I don’t...

    Whoa whoa whoa, am I coming across like I don’t belong here?? Believe me there is some eye-bugging shit my wife does, but it’s not any of things listed here. Which is why I’m confused, greatly.
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    I’ll drop you like a bad habit! Took me a few...

    I’ll drop you like a bad habit!

    Took me a few years to get a comeback: Bad habits are hard to drop, Dad.
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    Very fair point, carry on, I won’t derail this...

    Very fair point, carry on, I won’t derail this then. And just for the record if you EVER said to my face I must have married a dude....I woulda laughed.

    What is really funny though was after my...
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    Eh, fair enough, but that sexist comment is still...

    Eh, fair enough, but that sexist comment is still spot on for some comments in here. Maybe I'm clueless though, as I said before some of these complaints are confusing, as are women in general to me....
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    Women can't figure out fans, huh? You guys (not...

    Women can't figure out fans, huh? You guys (not all in here) come across as sexist dumbasses. Sorry you chose the one ya did, there's plenty of them out there smarter than that.
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    These things are not even remotely universal,...

    These things are not even remotely universal, IMO. My marriage is not an easy ride, but I read so many things in this thread that are completely confusing to me.
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    That's not a chubby middle-aged white guy with a...

    That's not a chubby middle-aged white guy with a goatee.
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    What about one that locks the deadbolt to the...

    What about one that locks the deadbolt to the backdoor and runs away inside as I'm about to open it with an arm full of groceries?

    She loves locking us out.
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    This is from, I have no memory, maybe 1988? I...

    This is from, I have no memory, maybe 1988? I left a couple days before and missed this jump, I'd usually spend a week or two at the camps every summer with my friends who ran a camp. I was told the...
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    XXX-er would be red flagged then.

    XXX-er would be red flagged then.
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    I would recommend not approaching this subject...

    I would recommend not approaching this subject tonight. Cool-off time can be long, she might be simmering until 2021.
  32. Anyone seen booner lately? A bit worried that...

    Anyone seen booner lately? A bit worried that someone thiccc sat on his face and he suffocated.
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    makes me pucker up, maybe you have a weak stream.

    makes me pucker up, maybe you have a weak stream.
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    Is that the Minneapolis biker who rages at people...

    Is that the Minneapolis biker who rages at people on his YT channel? This is all coming together now.

    But I can't figure out how throw pillows tie this narrative together.
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    Do you still have to brace in anticipation for...

    Do you still have to brace in anticipation for the cold water jet to strike yer bunghole after pressing the button or does one get used to it?
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    Ha! A friend of mine told me a story of why he...

    Ha! A friend of mine told me a story of why he doesn't drink anymore. One day he 'woke' up in a Vegas hotel stairwell pissing in a corner. Naked. Only door that wasn't locked was a ground-level exit...
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    Wife was pretty psyched to see Lazuli Buntings in...

    Wife was pretty psyched to see Lazuli Buntings in our SLC backyard this year.
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    Cool, i wasn't taking it as knocking me, I'm just...

    Cool, i wasn't taking it as knocking me, I'm just mansplaining the obvious then agreeing I guess?
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    Parenting is a million times easier when all you...

    Parenting is a million times easier when all you have to do is parent. When that happens and you can focus, yes, it's hard work but awesome. my 3 year old is fucking hilarious, the 6 year old is...
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    Bubba is great, but specific to the...

    Bubba is great, but specific to the southern-type. Joeys aren't angry.

    Kenny?
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    Yes, the screaming and whining is really what...

    Yes, the screaming and whining is really what kills me too. Add screaming + hangover = hell

    Norse, all tramps are sold out around here last I looked, I would love a smaller one we can wheel away....
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    'usually' is a key word here. Absolutely.

    'usually' is a key word here.



    Absolutely.
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    Ha, great story. Do you uncontrollably whisper...

    Ha, great story. Do you uncontrollably whisper 'assfinder!' every time you see one on the road?
  44. Thread: Garden 2020

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    tgapp, there are stinkbugs, slugs and aphids to...

    tgapp, there are stinkbugs, slugs and aphids to watch out for where we live in Millcreek. We buy praying mantis and a bag of ladybugs, I'm not sure what to do with aphids though, anyone else have a...
  45. Thread: Found Music

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    Got turned onto Knxwledge, his new album is very...

    Got turned onto Knxwledge, his new album is very good. mostly instrumentals from a producer influenced by Madlib + J Dilla. If you don't like that hip-hop style, you won't like Knxwledge.

    ...
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    Of course it's a chubby middle-aged white guy...

    Of course it's a chubby middle-aged white guy with a goatee. These guys need a name like Karens do.
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    To be more articulate, you guys are giving me dad...

    To be more articulate, you guys are giving me dad advice based on logic. I live in a 3+6 year olds world were nothing is logical, my daily life with them is a string of absurd events, and they are...
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    So now dumb white trash are using 'Karen' to...

    So now dumb white trash are using 'Karen' to anyone who calls them out on their bullshit? Pretty sure my wife would have gone outside and given all those assholes the finger and yelled at them.
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    Why, it’s just that simple?! Bless your heart,...

    Why, it’s just that simple?! Bless your heart, thank you!

    Kidding...
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    Absolutely works for the 6 year old, yes, no...

    Absolutely works for the 6 year old, yes, no matter the mess she makes its worth it. The 3 year old is completely inept though, she doesn't pull her weight around the house, WTF.
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