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  1. Granted, but he did slow down for the speed...

    Granted, but he did slow down for the speed bumps.

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    Townsite of Lake Louise closed until further...

    Townsite of Lake Louise closed until further notice.

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    go away
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    "Her hair was black and her eyes were blue..." ...

    "Her hair was black and her eyes were blue..."

    She showed up at the workplace this summer.

    I'm kind of in love.
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    APOSTLES What's the buzz? Tell me what's...

    APOSTLES

    What's the buzz?
    Tell me what's a-happening. (Repeat 8 times)

    JESUS

    Why should you want to know?
    Don't you mind about the future?
    Don't you try to think ahead?
  7. Pig brains in milk gravy poutine. You're...

    Pig brains in milk gravy poutine.

    You're welcome.
  8. So got me a few head of tree out here on the...

    So got me a few head of tree out here on the spread and have some questions for you fellas...

    How do you pick out which of 'em are good milkers?

    What brand of milking machine?

    2-stroke or...
  9. uhhh....hickory? ...

    uhhh....hickory?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh09Vw0XgVw
  10. I get rubber in all 4 gears. (not sure how...

    I get rubber in all 4 gears.

    (not sure how that applies but it sounds funny)
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    As much as one hates to lose a champ that bright...

    As much as one hates to lose a champ that bright and easy on the eyes so soon either of the fellas were worthy and charismatic in their own way.
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    Thank you Jesus! Thank you Lord!

    Thank you Jesus! Thank you Lord!
  13. That's one way to do it.

    That's one way to do it.
  14. Oh my.

    Oh my.
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    I don't think they get the money right away. ...

    I don't think they get the money right away.

    Ken Jennings probably doesn't carry around that kind of cash (well maybe).
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    Another annoying guy.

    Another annoying guy.
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    Couldn't bring myself to watch the show tonight. ...

    Couldn't bring myself to watch the show tonight. Let me know if anything good happened.

    I mean, she looks nice...

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    Yeah, we don't have a lot of guns, but there's...

    Yeah, we don't have a lot of guns, but there's plenty of rock trucks.
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    How can the two of you argue and bicker when most...

    How can the two of you argue and bicker when most of us still haven't come to grips with the loss of Lisa?
    :nonono2:
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    I'm taking a break for awhile. Until the pain...

    I'm taking a break for awhile.

    Until the pain goes away.
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    Probably not extended streak material (Spruce...

    Probably not extended streak material (Spruce Moose?) but she sure is fun!
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    Oh she's one heckuva gal all right! 453733

    Oh she's one heckuva gal all right!

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  23. Thread: "quotes"

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    We can't stop here -- this is bat country!

    We can't stop here -- this is bat country!
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    None of the vehicles in that convoy had air horns...

    None of the vehicles in that convoy had air horns so it was fine.
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    In that case you could soak in it.

    In that case you could soak in it.
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    You've used half of it and you still don't know?...

    You've used half of it and you still don't know?

    :nonono2:
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    Some old guy with a handsome wife and a big blue...

    Some old guy with a handsome wife and a big blue airplane just dropped by.

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    What is snatching defeat from the jaws of...

    What is snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?


    (Probably the closest thing to a real-life Claven we'll ever see.)
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    All-in-all, three good players and an...

    All-in-all, three good players and an entertaining game.

    I'll be tuning in tonite to see if Laraine Newman can make it 3 wins.
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    Not to mention the easiest daily double in...

    Not to mention the easiest daily double in history.

    [img]some freaky ruler with 3-tiered crown[/img}
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    Wearing her uniform on the show was a nice touch....

    Wearing her uniform on the show was a nice touch.

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    A real letter carrier!

    A real letter carrier!
  33. This place was reviewed in the local paper...

    This place was reviewed in the local paper recently.

    Haven't been but sounds like it might have the best of both.

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  34. :rolleyes2 what, you think we were born...

    :rolleyes2 what, you think we were born yesterday?!

    Bent down to tie the laces of his shoe.


    Who was his girlfriend for anal bum cover?
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    Looks like some kid left it on the dashboard and...

    Looks like some kid left it on the dashboard and it melted.

    nttawwt
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    Page 5?! Oh. Bialik. High School Reunion...

    Page 5?!

    Oh. Bialik. High School Reunion Tournament.

    Nevermind.
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    Nice toes! :)

    Nice toes!
    :)
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    ROOF RAKIN'! woot. 449012 449013 ...

    ROOF RAKIN'!

    woot.

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    She was also an accomplished microscopic-sized...

    She was also an accomplished microscopic-sized bio-medical scientist.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAwTbdfGJsg
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    The ending was enough to make you hurl your...

    The ending was enough to make you hurl your snacks.
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    I invented these: 447185 447187 447189

    I invented these:

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  42. 446926 Everyone gets everything he wants. I...

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    Everyone gets everything he wants.
    I wanted a thread about loading the dishwasher, and for my sins they gave me one.
    Brought it up to me like room service.
    It was a real choice thread,...
  43. So, we're done with dishwashers?

    So, we're done with dishwashers?
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    I'm currently spending some time out in the...

    I'm currently spending some time out in the sticks and my digital antenna won't pull in JEOPARDY!

    So you folks are all I got.

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  45. Yeah, most guys know how to load but there's only...

    Yeah, most guys know how to load but there's only a select few of us who know why plastic doesn't dry in the dishwasher.
  46. Technique looks just fine. Plus they have...

    Technique looks just fine.

    Plus they have pedestals which makes peeing in a kitchen sink doable.
    You know, to rinse before loading.
  47. Perhaps that IS Ullr.

    Perhaps that IS Ullr.
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    Quit watching last night when it was starting to...

    Quit watching last night when it was starting to look like another runaway for annoying guy,

    :mad:
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  50. Tree sack Saturday. 444914

    Tree sack Saturday.

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