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    Don't you have some ignorant, demonstrably false...

    Don't you have some ignorant, demonstrably false bullshit to be spreading about global warming somewhere?
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    $17.50 including processing fees here in sleepy...

    $17.50 including processing fees here in sleepy North Bend.
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    You just watch, they're going to be back this...

    You just watch, they're going to be back this winter with a winch and some MaxTrax. Nash Gate, here we come!
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    Sir, you are many things, but chiefly you're a...

    Sir, you are many things, but chiefly you're a brilliant fucking wordsmith.
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    FIFY Lauer is a POS no matter how you slice...

    FIFY

    Lauer is a POS no matter how you slice it. He should just pipe the fuck down.
  6. Agreed, a big thank you to MiCol. I always miss...

    Agreed, a big thank you to MiCol. I always miss out on these damn things, and I'm stoked to finally have some Freeride Systems garments in the wardrobe. :yourock:
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    I'm 30 years old, and our planet is fucked. It...

    I'm 30 years old, and our planet is fucked. It would be cruel and irresponsible and selfish to bring children into this world. I have no sympathy for breeders, nor desire to join their (regrettably...
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    There's no such thing as a good education from a...

    There's no such thing as a good education from a Catholic school, unless you're talking about your kids becoming proficient at fending off unwanted sexual advances.
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    That analogy fails on so many levels it isn't...

    That analogy fails on so many levels it isn't funny. You're a special kind of stupid if you really feel that way.
  10. "Elon, Elon likes his money He makes a lot, they...

    "Elon, Elon likes his money
    He makes a lot, they say
    Spends his days counting
    In a garage by the hyperloop..."
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    Going to be a good day for sailing tomorrow.

    Going to be a good day for sailing tomorrow.
  12. Don't go fucking with the list order folks. Put...

    Don't go fucking with the list order folks. Put yourselves at the end of the list. His supplies and production capacity ain't unlimited. Here is the correct order.

    Dubnik 1 M Gray
    waxloaf 1 S...
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    We don't think you're pro China, we know you're a...

    We don't think you're pro China, we know you're a Chinese ass-licker and sycophant. How does dog taste on the way out?
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    They're Salomon QST's, what did they cost you,...

    They're Salomon QST's, what did they cost you, like $279? Just keep them waxed regularly and ski them until the ski fails, which might be never. You might ski the camber out of them before that...
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    Luffski was a fucking moron. More so in real...

    Luffski was a fucking moron. More so in real life than on here, if that's even possible.

    He makes the list of "Mags I've Met That I Wish I Hadn't."
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    Seems to me that no matter how you slice it, a...

    Seems to me that no matter how you slice it, a wind-driven firestorm in a densely populated area will be far worse than the inconvenience of a PLANNED, ANNOUNCED, WIDELY PUBLICIZED power outage. I...
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    That's only true if you're a fucking idiot. Or...

    That's only true if you're a fucking idiot. Or too much of a simpering pussy to manage your time in the manner that is best for YOU, not your employer. Fucking sheeple.

    The only thing dedicated...
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    I'm annoyed that I have separate accruals for...

    I'm annoyed that I have separate accruals for sick time and vacation time where I work currently, particularly because you accrue sick time faster than vacation time. Coming from an employer with...
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    Just checking in to say, "finally, there's a...

    Just checking in to say, "finally, there's a thread for me."
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    Your garage isn't insulated and heated? ...

    Your garage isn't insulated and heated? Philistine.
  21. Thread: The FIFTY

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    I would have some respect for this if they went...

    I would have some respect for this if they went out and did it quietly, without any fanfare or publicity. No matter how impressive the feat (which it objectively is), I have no respect for the...
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    Angel fucking rips. That's all.

    Angel fucking rips. That's all.
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    I've learned to embrace my hirsute-ness. "Do...

    I've learned to embrace my hirsute-ness.

    "Do you have pets?"

    "Nope, just hairy as fuck, thanks for asking."
  24. Well if there's one thing that has remained...

    Well if there's one thing that has remained consistent throughout my tenure on the forum, it's that Splat is the most disingenuous, underhanded, dishonest, self-serving person here. And like a true...
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    Same here, the guy makes my skin crawl. My...

    Same here, the guy makes my skin crawl. My second least favorite part of the cast, after Badger.

    That being said, I had to watch BB in it's entirety twice to actually take Bryan Cranston...
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    Robb is among my favorite skiers to watch, and I...

    Robb is among my favorite skiers to watch, and I still have my VHS copy of "Walls of Freedom" that I wore out from watching so many times as a kid. Looks like watching Walls and 1999 will be on the...
  27. There are few things more admirable than...

    There are few things more admirable than legitimately righteous indignation.
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    Love it. I have something new to add to my...

    Love it. I have something new to add to my bucket list.
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    People who shorten "what the fuck" to "the fuck."...

    People who shorten "what the fuck" to "the fuck."

    For fucks sake, that is some annoying shit.
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    Says the JONG.

    Says the JONG.
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    Vinotok would make a top ten list of things I...

    Vinotok would make a top ten list of things I miss about living in western Colorado.

    I lovw the fall, even out here in soggy Washington.
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    I see that about the cold. Bringing a whole lot...

    I see that about the cold. Bringing a whole lot of warm clothing on this trip, at least for the camping stretch.

    I ate at Chuck's when I was in Banff back in April, and I think it was the...
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    Thank you to everyone for the weather forecast...

    Thank you to everyone for the weather forecast recommendations. Not sure I can put a lot of stock in Windy, it seems far too precise to be believable (i.e. spot temp and precip forecasts for areas...
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    Aside from a handful of people, I highly doubt...

    Aside from a handful of people, I highly doubt that. This is TGR, where the more you spend on skiing, the better skier you are.
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    My shoe collection is the envy of the entire...

    My shoe collection is the envy of the entire Snoqualmie Valley. :rolleyes2 :D
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    Caught it right away. Meh. Stupid attempts at...

    Caught it right away. Meh. Stupid attempts at humor are stupid, not humorous. Bunch of vainglorious shits, the whole lot of them.
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    Also, that surgical cap appears to have the Ohio...

    Also, that surgical cap appears to have the Ohio State logo on it. As a Michigan alumnus, I'm not surprised.
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    Eliot Spitzer wasn't going to a motel with a coin...

    Eliot Spitzer wasn't going to a motel with a coin operated bed.
  39. I have a friend in Crested Butte who's in his...

    I have a friend in Crested Butte who's in his early 30's and he's a dead ringer for your adopted dad, TeleMike. I suppose I could have posted that in the "Shit that Amuses You" thread too. :D
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    Oof, no, I don't believe I've ever owned a pair...

    Oof, no, I don't believe I've ever owned a pair of Vans. It should also be noted that while I do have a style, there is irrefutable evidence out there that I don't have style.
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    Sounds like it's tailor made for people having...

    Sounds like it's tailor made for people having affairs or meeting escorts. Double check your pillows.
  42. Seems to me like we're in the clear then. Right,...

    Seems to me like we're in the clear then. Right, Ron?
  43. Oh I know I didn't come up with the...

    Oh I know I didn't come up with the Solitude/Multitude thing, but it seemed apropos.


    I still have a few of those "If you only knew" stickers sitting in a Ziploc bag in my childhood dresser in...
  44. Are they changing the name from Solitude to...

    Are they changing the name from Solitude to Multitude too?
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    Meh, good riddance to bad rubbish.

    Meh, good riddance to bad rubbish.
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    A man wearing shoes without socks is an...

    A man wearing shoes without socks is an abomination unless they're climbing shoes. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
  47. Actually lives in Gresham.

    Actually lives in Gresham.
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    FIFY. The "less impactful manner" is still...

    FIFY.

    The "less impactful manner" is still high-impact and resource intensive. Own it.
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    I'm convinced that KQ leases her handle on here...

    I'm convinced that KQ leases her handle on here to some sort of Spambot. If people on here had not met her in real life, I would fully believe that there's no person behind the name at all. She...
  50. Is actually 5'1" and childless.

    Is actually 5'1" and childless.
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