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    Ceres, deep in the heart of the Central Valley,...

    Ceres, deep in the heart of the Central Valley, where the first squalls of the baby MAGA were initially heard.

    Yeah ....no. Unless she was already intubated and on a ventilator.
  2. "Clelia"?????

    "Clelia"?????
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    Ha! The pilot is in the shitter, tweeting, and...

    Ha! The pilot is in the shitter, tweeting, and forgot to engage the auto.
    Check that; he consciously smashed the auto-pilot panel and the steering yoke, and then headed to the shitter.
    Not that...
  4. Thread: View right now

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    Thought marigolds were supposed to repel such...

    Thought marigolds were supposed to repel such miscreants??
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    Cradle robber! NTTAWWT

    Cradle robber!
    NTTAWWT
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    Preach, bro'; I got gamer thumbs working' that...

    Preach, bro'; I got gamer thumbs working' that brake. It's actually a good thing that it's just a geared brake instead of a plate - that noise is a good training tool.
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    Holy Fuck, OG! That's some shithole country...

    Holy Fuck, OG! That's some shithole country shit! In laws - can't live with 'um, can't live with 'um.

    Although ..... white womin????
  8. Thread: Cool Science thread

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    4 charm quarks = covid 19 dandruff

    4 charm quarks = covid 19 dandruff
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    Unfortunately the fail rate is well above 90%. I...

    Unfortunately the fail rate is well above 90%. I use them but readily admit to stupid shit for the first couple of years with them. Takes serious operator skills and a verbal command well trained ...
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    Wow. All Karens should be ashamed; time to up...

    Wow.

    All Karens should be ashamed; time to up y'all's game byatches
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    Covid dumbfuckery: - hitting the crosswalk...

    Covid dumbfuckery:
    - hitting the crosswalk button at intersections with the bottom of your shoe
    - maintaining social distancing by walking 2 abreast on the two outside edges of the bike path,...
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    (slowly raises hand)

    (slowly raises hand)
  13. All those times I carelessly cursed people with...

    All those times I carelessly cursed people with the sly "may you live in interesting times" seems to have backfired horribly.
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    The "masks murder people" claim seems to be...

    The "masks murder people" claim seems to be gaining traction, even in my elitist University town.
    Of course, it does explain why OR Docs and staff have an average life span of only 22 years.
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    Well yeah, but being a goat, he kept a low...

    Well yeah, but being a goat, he kept a low profile.
  16. Ooof ..... dat face.

    Ooof ..... dat face.
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    Funny thing: my dogs love to "engage with" all...

    Funny thing: my dogs love to "engage with" all kinds of animal scat/poop, except river otter - won't go near it, get really nervous around it. 'Course, might be the same for wolverine poop, but...
  18. Definitely get any elective/preventative work...

    Definitely get any elective/preventative work done ASAP ...... just in case (I'm betting on it) things deteriorate in the Fall (or August:nonono2:) and we're locked down again.
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    "You can't take away m'freeds ta not wear...

    "You can't take away m'freeds ta not wear pants!!!"
    "Pants destroy God's perfect scrotal temperature control system, and you will burn in Hell for forcing us to wear pants!"
    Pants keep the toxic...
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    Agree with 3pin: outlaw x's would be best, but...

    Agree with 3pin: outlaw x's would be best, but freedoms should be OK. Just be sure to use the best epoxy (24 hour or longer set), and let the drilled skis sit for 48 hours in a warm, dry place to...
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    So it's settled then, right? The Italian...

    So it's settled then, right? The Italian liqueurs described above all need the sweetening of bourbon/rye to balance things out? And a little actual fruit e.g. orange slice, luxardo/bada-bing...
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    But the spanking is the beginning, not the...

    But the spanking is the beginning, not the goodnight/farewell, right? Right? RIGHT???!?!?!?
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    Oh, please .... it was a conscious decision to...

    Oh, please .... it was a conscious decision to fuck with people. Accidents/mishaps never happen - there's always a purpose. Somebody has poop mouth.
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    ummmmm link?

    ummmmm link?
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    Now that's what I call teamwork.

    Now that's what I call teamwork.
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    And then there's the poor fucker that ordered the...

    And then there's the poor fucker that ordered the tooth brushes ..........
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    ^^^ This. Both Campari and Aperol have a back...

    ^^^ This. Both Campari and Aperol have a back bite that can be annoying at times.
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    "Low active" means what, Switchbacks? What's...

    "Low active" means what, Switchbacks?
    What's your style? Huck monster? Low and go? Hard snow carver?
    If you weigh over 150 kgs, yer hosed.
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    .... unless the bankruptcy rate shoots the moon,...

    .... unless the bankruptcy rate shoots the moon, and the government thinks they can money print their way out yet again.
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    Wonder what size rake head the commander duffus...

    Wonder what size rake head the commander duffus recommends for situations like this?
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    Their arrogance alone should have cauterized...

    Their arrogance alone should have cauterized their wombs into rock hard walnuts.
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    Gender equality! Massive infestation of religious...

    Gender equality! Massive infestation of religious Karens ravages Florida! ...
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    Not to worry ..... ionization will solve every...

    Not to worry ..... ionization will solve every thing.

    If it turns out that fecal aerosolization is a significant infection contributor to Covid-19, then we're truly fucked since too many...
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    Just wait for the next urgent customer ya baby.

    Just wait for the next urgent customer ya baby.
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    People that think it's perfectly acceptable to...

    People that think it's perfectly acceptable to keep piling trash onto an overflowing trash can ANY WHERE
    (my kitchen, a public restroom/covid culture room, the local park, etc.)
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    "I-oo-no-ice-ashun". Translation: put your...

    "I-oo-no-ice-ashun".
    Translation: put your miserable, worthless lives in the hands of even more con artists
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    Will Perfect Tommy be there???

    Will Perfect Tommy be there???
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    ???????? Yer mask is a floatation device too? ...

    ???????? Yer mask is a floatation device too? Winning!
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    Please be re-directed to PolyAss.

    Please be re-directed to PolyAss.
  40. Or that dogs are loosing their shit over the new,...

    Or that dogs are loosing their shit over the new, most wanted for Xmas toy??
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    Whoa. Nancy Isenburg is hot. And strangely...

    Whoa. Nancy Isenburg is hot. And strangely attractive, too.
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    On line. Duh. So-called kids can deal with it...

    On line. Duh.

    So-called kids can deal with it a lot better than most delirious adults because ....... they're easily distracted.
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    The next Rump. Mark my words.

    The next Rump. Mark my words.
  44. Thread: Happy Midsummer

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    Wow. I'm so embarrassed. This is usually one...

    Wow.

    I'm so embarrassed. This is usually one of the high points of Summer for me - even though it's the "first day of Summer" (according to some geezer also known for yelling at clouds), I've...
  45. Thread: Ian Holm RIP

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    Cor - neeelee - ooos!! RIP ya horny ol' buggar.

    Cor - neeelee - ooos!!

    RIP ya horny ol' buggar.
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    "Ha! Who's laughing now, monkey boy??"

    "Ha! Who's laughing now, monkey boy??"
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    And yet thousands willingly place their lives and...

    And yet thousands willingly place their lives and the lives of their loved ones in the tiny, palsied hands of the anti-christ.
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    ya mean like "curl" and "earl"?? There was a...

    ya mean like "curl" and "earl"??

    There was a video (probably manipulated) of some mentally challenged adolescent standing in the bed of a truck with his face buried in the coal coming out of the...
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    I'm with ya OG, evening cocktails and all....

    I'm with ya OG, evening cocktails and all. :fmicon:
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    Makes ya wonder how he even got elected, in...

    Makes ya wonder how he even got elected, in central californyalabamy.
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