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    Well said, foggy.

    Well said, foggy.
  2. A $10.80 convenience fee on that shit! ...

    A $10.80 convenience fee on that shit!

    Fucking ticketmaster.
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    Fucking slumlord woody.

    Fucking slumlord woody.
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    Carbon dating doesn't work on rocks. It's used...

    Carbon dating doesn't work on rocks. It's used for things that used to be alive.
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    You mean to tell me that we won't know if we're...

    You mean to tell me that we won't know if we're saved until AFTER Easter?
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    My girlfriend of 5 years decided we were done 3...

    My girlfriend of 5 years decided we were done 3 weeks ago, leaving me homeless and heartbroken. Thankfully, my friends have a spare room I'm staying in now. I'm thankful I don't have to be alone....
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    Snow stayed pretty soft and dry in the Indian...

    Snow stayed pretty soft and dry in the Indian peaks. It was well on its way to becoming bank, though. Had some nice sunshine above the inversion, too.
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    How bad is it gonna be tomorrow? Is the whole...

    How bad is it gonna be tomorrow? Is the whole front range gonna be #socialdistancing together at the same trailheads?
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    Poll: Every checkout had a massive pump jug of hand...

    Every checkout had a massive pump jug of hand sanitizer. I'm surprised those hadn't walk off.
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    Poll: Boulder King Soopers run tonight: TP aisle:...

    Boulder King Soopers run tonight:

    TP aisle:
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    Pasta:...
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    Better to go with an elbow tap.

    Better to go with an elbow tap.
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    Bump for the ladies

    Bump for the ladies
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    At last, a good use for the GMO dog! Will corona...

    At last, a good use for the GMO dog! Will corona virus stop the pandemic spread of the doodles?
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    Poll: The quinoa section was picked clean at the...

    The quinoa section was picked clean at the boulder king soopers.
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    The best part about this is that 2 guys from...

    The best part about this is that 2 guys from different stores' seafood departments are friends. It's like there is a club for professional fish slicers.
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    Whoa, that egg carton is for ten eggs. That's...

    Whoa, that egg carton is for ten eggs. That's some fucked up shit.
  17. Thread: WTF is this?

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    You can hear them coming from the rattle of the...

    You can hear them coming from the rattle of the ass dildos inside their ski poles. It's like some sort of geriatric skier mating call.
  18. Thread: WTF is this?

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    Steer clear of anyone with them. It's the...

    Steer clear of anyone with them. It's the ultimate grandpa jerry device. They have rods that are stored inside their poles that get stuck between the boot attachments and the ass attachments. It's...
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    Soles are mint, but apparently I scavenged the...

    Soles are mint, but apparently I scavenged the metal fittings for another boot [emoji23]

    They're yours for shipping if you want...
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    I'll check them out tonight and get back to you

    I'll check them out tonight and get back to you
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    I have those tech soles from my old boots if you...

    I have those tech soles from my old boots if you need the whole shebang, but I think those metal pieces are pretty standard across all tech boots.
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    It's borderline impossible to fall through those...

    It's borderline impossible to fall through those chairs. If you look at the picture of naked upside down guy, his kid is just sitting there fine.
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    Then he could run a side gig selling owl pellets!

    Then he could run a side gig selling owl pellets!
  24. It's been mentioned in other threads, but there...

    It's been mentioned in other threads, but there is a real threat to weather forecasting because of 5g frequencies causing interference with water vapor satellites.
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    The traverse from the end of the lift line to the...

    The traverse from the end of the lift line to the front of the lift line is pretty heinous.
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    FS - Scott Celeste 3 - 23.5

    I'm helping my gf sell her brand new in box Scott Celeste 3. They are a bit small for her and she can't return them.

    BSL: 266mm.

    316991

    316990

    Asking $300
  27. Put me up for free and I promise not to shit on...

    Put me up for free and I promise not to shit on the carpet.
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    This was probably 15 minutes after the rope drop....

    This was probably 15 minutes after the rope drop. When I rolled in, it was only a half full maze and exploded by the time we got...
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    Vail chair 5 on Saturday shortly after they...

    Vail chair 5 on Saturday shortly after they dropped the rope to the bowl:https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200209/b7190f3cb3461442ce0fcbcd51069d23.jpg
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    Wishing I was in that...

    Wishing I was in that line.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200207/d1ac83fd4f484aa168086b8a6dbc2ba5.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200207/b5aed22ccdff18d3acd3afd2d48ef7ad.jpg
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    Justice for harambe.

    Justice for harambe.
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    Maybe you need to tone down your google searches...

    Maybe you need to tone down your google searches for yoga pants?
  33. No stoke from OP, the guy shitposted a troll...

    No stoke from OP, the guy shitposted a troll thread.
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    Shit, I hit Idaho springs at 6:30am and thought I...

    Shit, I hit Idaho springs at 6:30am and thought I was late. Only ended up with a 15 minute delay getting to Vail, though.
  35. It pops up most of the time for me, but sometimes...

    It pops up most of the time for me, but sometimes it recommends I-70. I hope every one else gets the I-70 recommendation to keep the canyon flowing smoothly.
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    Hand panties are definitely the easiest/most...

    Hand panties are definitely the easiest/most effective way to keep snow out of your sleeves and gloves. I'm not going back to constantly readjusting wrist Velcro. I have a few base layers with them...
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    Did they have takes on dynafit and dynastar?

    Did they have takes on dynafit and dynastar?
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    Vail sucks. It's too crowded, no one goes there...

    Vail sucks. It's too crowded, no one goes there anymore.
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    2 weeks ago in...

    2 weeks ago in Vail:https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191228/2669313681a478fca7f5b6905a90972c.jpg
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    I think my wording in that post was a bit clunky...

    I think my wording in that post was a bit clunky in regards to the food borne pathogens. Meat is highly susceptible to contamination, and this is why it comes with warnings to cook it to above a...
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    And the lettuce contaminations are linked to cow...

    And the lettuce contaminations are linked to cow feedlots:

    https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2018/08/29/642646707/investigators-track-contaminated-lettuce-outbreak-to-a-cattle-feedlot
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    Most meats have a high probability of...

    Most meats have a high probability of contamination, that's why you cook them.
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    Was stuck on Vail pass for 3 hours. Personal...

    Was stuck on Vail pass for 3 hours. Personal record. Bad decisions were made.
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    I find the impossible whopper to be a direct...

    I find the impossible whopper to be a direct comparison to the cow whopper. It's not currently gonna replace a well made burger, but for burger king, it's great. Anything towards less greenhouse gas...
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    I need that

    I need that
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    I did a quick lap around there this morning...

    I did a quick lap around there this morning before going to work. First face shots of the year for me. Tomorrow could be good for ski launching paragliders in north boulder.
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    Update: suunto will not allow me to return for a...

    Update: suunto will not allow me to return for a refund because the 30 return window has closed. This is despite the fact that THEY had my watch for 30 days! So now I'm hopefully just getting a brand...
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    I bought a suunto traverse 2 months ago. It...

    I bought a suunto traverse 2 months ago. It arrived with a dead LCD, so I sent it back for warranty. They took a month to fix it (instead of sending me a new one). I finally got it back yesterday,...
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    What's the conversion between hoagies and...

    What's the conversion between hoagies and grinders?
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    That range in liters wasn't there when I last...

    That range in liters wasn't there when I last looked there. And why are you still defending them? Because I'm not complaining how you are?
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