Saturday I am @ Wilmot (Yes Wisconsin) coaching my sons ski team, the person next to me in line says to her friend "Your stick things are bent" she looks at her poles & says oh you dont use them...

Last week in Valdez over Breakfast in town Whats the Elvation here how far are we above Sea Level? I almost spit my Coffee all over the Table. Later that same person ask's the guide what Lake is that...