Maybe needs its own thread for the official reveal of legend status??

Patrol watching me tomahawk off the cornice a for a few yards off the ridge yesterday, good-flip-cat-like-reflexes-recovery and best line of the year to finish for me, but still felt like a gaper...

YeAH, people like to have fun....try it sometime....gaper.

I peed on my goretex pants out in a blizzard last week........

I'll wait for the shitstorm of lulz...

You and Benny can be friends now.

Are you still sideslipping on your 166 twin tips?

Point it straight motherfucker

Me: "how is the snow today" ( quite a few feet over a few weeks, 5+ overnight)
Gaper: " eh, just kind of kind of powdery".
Me; :nonono2:
first turn, face shot, third turn, face shot,

DEEP.

Benny, CAN YOU EVEN CATCH A ROPE TOW WITHOUT BEATERING INTO THE GROUND?

Who says we think anything, literally anything on lifts in Jackson Hole WY is comparable to flat colorado?

You fell off a detachable for christ sakes!! I don't know how you survived a fixed grip...

It actually is called "Pali's cornice" what part of dumb are you talking about?

there are a few different directions you can go off that lift Benny.

What are you fighting against?

There is a cornice at the top FYI.....

Blowing @ 55MPH+ with gusts, someone asks me "dude, did you see anyone knock our snowboards down? It keeps happening". hahahaha

fitting in the gaper thread.....oh man:nonono2:.....

buckles and cables? more innovation, less 70s tech.

rear entry boots ftw

made perfect sense, the snowboard was in the racks and the skis on the bumper....

Dude, that is what that rear cargo tray is for.......cargo.

dumbass.

You have become TGR's official gaper. Enjoy the title.

hahaha, Aaron goes around shitting on people in TGR....hope that works out for you bro.

Aaaannnnd, that is why they need gaper rules for cat trips. If you are not keeping up, you are back to the lodge

She is a teenager for sure. lucky not worse. She must of had some cuts though!

fucking awesome. Who's time is it again? Liberals.

that is pretty funny.

WTF is with Benny and Birkenstocks? I have a massive quiver of Birkenstocks and they are amazing.....and yes I sometimes wear sandals in the car for fucks.

tee hee hee, get off my lawn!!

icy unload ramps suck, for any skill level. Weekend mission is avoiding the gapers, not ruining their day.

we need the footage...

nice takeoff. not even a speed check.

after a huge few days, 14" overnight, still snowing at open, ski racer girl says " wish they would have groomed", i laughed and blatantly looked at her ass

who is the gaper here? you?

I guess you never watched surfing then?

I think we are all thinking the same thing...road trip!!

Been snowing up high for days. Lady under the chair, "its extra bumpy today".

Bent gate Mountaineering.....overheard sales guy try to up sell a really hot young lady on new skis, because they did not have her brake size for the bindings she wanted.....

The best 3 post non-cussing, non-insult-insult gaper bash in the history of TGR.

If you mono ski, then you can ride Alta!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5I3LDJMUw

Snowboarder from Canada after 18" + falls in colorado over two days….."hey man, where are some kickers"./

Yeah, just like freestyle Moguls? retard.

gaper quote is you. People buying shit online or DIY because shops suck so bad now with attitude and shitty service.

Make deals, make people happy, = repeat customers.

Being a elitist...

On lift 9 at Loveland today, gaper skier, "I am training for Steamboat today".

Chair 9 opens for the first time at loveland last sunday. Some guy bragging to me on his way out about "ripping down patrol bowl, and some gaper skier fell, so I pushed a couple of feet of snow on...

not surprising considering the state and type of retards found down there.

too funny…...

Awesome, another gaper quote to beater on.

Talking personal lives; because it is clear you still live with your mom , and most likely have not been on a real date....ever, my "date" could have...

At Sushi Den, I overhear this retarded New Yorker complaining about the sushi rice not meeting his expectations, actually saying out loud, "not what I get in NY". The head sushi chef and the GM came...

Whenever I see a pro skier (except herr God Candide) I say, " I know you!, I saw you in a rollerblade video from 2000 something...!". the lola never cease...

that is just the greatness rubbing off on the world...? skiers...lol

considering you post here, the bar has most certainly been lowered for you.

riding the lifts after this little squall storm-mini pow day, that passed though at Loveland. Me talking to some people on the lift, me; "what if they turned ON the snowmaking machines during a...

It is the last weekend of the season for most holiday gapers. they get their 5th day of the season and call it good!