Waiting in what I thought was a short line to get my lift ticket and having everything ready to hand the guy behind the window when I start to notice almost every geezer ahead of me is saying "I need...

I saw one mounted 90* to that one, i.e. the skis going across roof

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“Snow makin’ it just ain’t natural”

Maybe it’s about getting some time on that set up

“I can’t believe how fast my edges dried out “

More irony in this thread than a O. Henry story

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It’s probably not a good time to talk about snow skaters is it ?

I can see them coming in handy

http://www.mooremfg.com/signs.htm

Bunny needs to come to the Lazy A Snow Ranch

I did it for awhile until I decided sitting around on the hill constantly fiddling with your shit and walking on the flats was stupid

Heel siding down a mountainside isn’t snowboarding

It’s like Epic ski for people with badges

He probably posted about it in a cop forum making fun of you

The padded seats had room to spare

I had to explain the whole volcanoes thing

Wife wanted to know why the side of the road was so red on the way to Mt Bachelor

I think they have this mediocre place called Las Lenas

During one our bigger years a while back I remember a patroller riding the old riblet in the dark going up for control work and didn’t see the rope line for the low clearance and got snatched out of...

Watched two people put snowshoes on in the lodge today

They also seem to forget our record for winning wars isn’t very good

You speak with much wisdom ancient one

What if the cool mag was a patroller?

Some ski area customers are ok with skiing that kind of terrain

If that happen on Wildside Sunday he wasn’t training

Let me guess, Summit Central?

Damien doesn't know how snowflakes form around a nucleus

He was a fixture here for awhile, good guy, Psycho Suits is his brand

That looks like Curtis

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Is that Damian Sanders?

The Summit should be more like Vail

"Do you need. Trail map?"
"No, I was born here "

And you wonder why they get pushed out of chairs

Dude on the high traverse complaining the baskets on his park poles were too small to push with

Maybe you should give your little sister her poles back because you're pushing from knee level

I once found a snowboard with the boots still attached in the Alpental BC

My snow camo keeps the gapers from seeing me

I could be person B

"You need to use your pole straps if you're going to ski Alpental"

He is quite the inbounds rebel

Usually they stop in the middle of the road with a turn signal on waiting for someone to let them in

Snowboarder to Ski Patrol chick "those are some sick twin tips "

If you had one of these bad boys...
https://www.strategypage.com/gallery/images/xm_109_1.jpg

Guy separates his skis in the racks in front of the lodge...there is only three pairs out there

That's were the chemtrails come in

That's nothing, there is a local up here that will tell you the Illuminati is in control of 136 different species of aliens

"The Canyons is no joke" Red Pine Gondola line

"Hello base, I'm on scene the patients LOC is slightly retarded"