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  1. It's raining. Something tells me that you're...

    It's raining.

    Something tells me that you're like most, you'll take what you can get.
  2. That's like buying a Tesla to park in the...

    That's like buying a Tesla to park in the driveway of your 4500 sq ft house with a heated pool.
  3. Just dawned on me that they should develop two...

    Just dawned on me that they should develop two lane drive thrus. One for ordering there, and the other for ordering ahead.
  4. Mountain towns, where fat, ugly girls have...

    Mountain towns, where fat, ugly girls have attitude.
  5. There's gilfs in Summit? Wait, there's women in...

    There's gilfs in Summit? Wait, there's women in Summit?
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    RIP Nick Tosches

    A fantastic writer. Everybody who likes rock and roll should read Hellfire, his very entertaining bio of Jerry Lee Lewis, who, amazingly, outlived him.
    I also read his bio of Sonny Liston, which is...
  7. How about those stories you used to hear, not so...

    How about those stories you used to hear, not so much anymore, about guns in carry ons. Whoops.
  8. Ah, the good old days. Yeah, uh, I graduated...

    Ah, the good old days.

    Yeah, uh, I graduated from.....Princeton. yeah, that's the ticket.
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    Sells merchandise. There will be a lot of fat...

    Sells merchandise. There will be a lot of fat fucks walking around in hundred dollar CC jerseys next season.
  10. Wait. They banned porn? Wtf? And I hope they...

    Wait. They banned porn? Wtf?

    And I hope they haven't banned that Starbucks drive thru in Frisco at I70. Fuck that.
  11. I hear you.

    I hear you.
  12. Then hit the drive thru gun shop on the way to...

    Then hit the drive thru gun shop on the way to the drive through funeral home. Fuck, if you live in a camper, you won't have to put your feet on planet earth for days.
  13. You're married?

    You're married?
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    He's retiring. Probably to invest in a chain of...

    He's retiring. Probably to invest in a chain of Arby's.
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    28 can wait. See ya next year. Let the lesser...

    28 can wait. See ya next year. Let the lesser teams have a shot at one or two.


    At least we don't have to watch fat CC anymore.
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    Well, that little rope tow is nice, so, whatever.

    Well, that little rope tow is nice, so, whatever.
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    JFCgz959ARY

    JFCgz959ARY
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    Still don't get why they eliminated the Norway...

    Still don't get why they eliminated the Norway chair. That was an alternative on busy days to the Lanawee. I guess manpower.
  19. Thread: 737 MAX

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    Nobody goes to jail. They get promoted.

    Nobody goes to jail. They get promoted.
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    Jezuz.

    Jezuz.
  21. Dick Dale was on Lawrence Welk?

    Dick Dale was on Lawrence Welk?
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    I was just looking at pictures of the aftermath...

    I was just looking at pictures of the aftermath of that incident, and, wtf with all the burning cars? What kind of weapons are involved here that can do so much damage? For fucks sake.
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    That wasn't luck. That was awesome pitching.

    That wasn't luck. That was awesome pitching.
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    Mantle would have sucked it up and gone out there...

    Mantle would have sucked it up and gone out there and hit five homers on a hangover.

    A "class act" doesn't get fat and drink himself into rehab right before the playoffs. Wait a month for that...
  25. Just tap the brakes on snow.

    Just tap the brakes on snow.
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    What's a "slopes maintenance guy"?

    What's a "slopes maintenance guy"?
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    Ability to crop, larger prints. It's not...

    Ability to crop, larger prints.

    It's not really mp, that's a crude measure. Better dynamic range, less noise at a little higher ISO would be great, too.

    My benchmark is prints made from fine...
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    This is the bullshit that the Yankees put out on...

    This is the bullshit that the Yankees put out on FB. Gag me.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191019/60e7fae88acd4c711a9bb10b9043155f.jpg
  29. All true. So stay away.

    All true. So stay away.
  30. Feetloaf ...

    Feetloaf

    https://mobile.twitter.com/crash_the_king/status/1184206597091934209?ref_url=https%3a%2f%2fwww.nakedcapitalism.com%2f2019%2f10%2f200pm-water-cooler-10-18-2019.html
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    Fuck Fox.

    Fuck Fox.
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    Jeez, it's not that bad. We're not the Cardinals.

    Jeez, it's not that bad. We're not the Cardinals.
  33. Awesome

    Awesome
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    Important thing to do is survey top students in...

    Important thing to do is survey top students in good schools as to where they want to move and start their lives. Iowa is way down the list.
  35. Like lack of parking at ABasin?

    Like lack of parking at ABasin?
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    Well, there's not much sewage now, because most...

    Well, there's not much sewage now, because most are unoccupied. I guess, like most of the development in China, they'll figure it out when they have to. It's a horribly polluted country because of...
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    They're out pitched. And dealing with age is a...

    They're out pitched.

    And dealing with age is a lot better with forty less pounds on you. Believe me, I know. Get with the program and get in shape. Christ, you're a professional athlete, paid...
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    I never got this CC love, especially this maudlin...

    I never got this CC love, especially this maudlin farewell tour bullshit. He was great young, never lived up to it with the Yankees. Just wrong that a player accepts that much money for a contract...
  39. You're 33? Paid off your student debt yet?

    You're 33? Paid off your student debt yet?
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    https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2019/10/a-eulogy-...

    https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2019/10/a-eulogy-for-the-60-40-portfolio/
  41. What's the interest on your college loan?

    What's the interest on your college loan?
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    But they make cheap cars!

    But they make cheap cars!
  43. Get over it.

    Get over it.
  44. Thanks for the Social Security contribution!

    Thanks for the Social Security contribution!
  45. Paper, or plastic?

    Paper, or plastic?
  46. Put that fucking thing down.

    Put that fucking thing down.
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    Yeah, but, it's not that simple, right? Aquafiers...

    Yeah, but, it's not that simple, right? Aquafiers aren't private property determined by land above, right? I hope not.
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    Did you just go through the drive thru?

    Did you just go through the drive thru?
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    They'll laugh at you and point to their wind...

    They'll laugh at you and point to their wind towers, and say, cash. Gold, baby.
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    A few years ago I stayed in a Marriot way out on...

    A few years ago I stayed in a Marriot way out on 470 as it turns north to the airport, so I was positioned well to escape east the next morning. I forget the town. Parker? Anyway, so bizarre ....
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