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03-16-2024, 05:49 PM
Thread: Insomnia
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You take Trazodone in the middle of the night...
You take Trazodone in the middle of the night when you wake up? Any issues the next day?
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03-13-2024, 05:45 PM
Thread: Ukraine
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Yeah I rarely think its actually justified but...
Yeah I rarely think its actually justified but that guy definitely should have picked up the mic and dropped it on the floor
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03-01-2024, 05:16 PM
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Dammit, I fixed it - figuring this exact response...
Dammit, I fixed it - figuring this exact response - but you were too quick :mad:
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03-01-2024, 05:04 PM
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Buzz, just wanted you to know that as one of the...
Buzz, just wanted you to know that as one of the true OGs around here, I've always respected you and your input and opinions.
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02-28-2024, 06:50 AM
Thread: Ukraine
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Have a buddy who was in Army Special Forces, and...
Have a buddy who was in Army Special Forces, and he said that the Polish Special Forces guys were some of the baddest dudes he worked with.
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02-20-2024, 06:30 AM
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FIFY
FIFY
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01-07-2024, 01:26 PM
Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)
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Good Lord.
Good Lord.
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01-02-2024, 11:31 AM
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This is a not-uncommon phenomenon. I was informed...
This is a not-uncommon phenomenon. I was informed earlier up-thread that it is called "The Path of Destruction". You can generally recreate your wife's day by following a path around the house of...
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01-01-2024, 11:21 PM
Thread: 2023 College Football Thread
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Milroe sprinting straight into the O line on 4th...
Milroe sprinting straight into the O line on 4th and goal from the 3.
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01-01-2024, 08:36 PM
Thread: 2023 College Football Thread
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Well all right all right all right
Well all right all right all right
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01-01-2024, 03:13 PM
Thread: 2023 College Football Thread
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Coolest flyover possible... 481345
Coolest flyover possible...
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01-01-2024, 03:09 PM
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With her? I'm not sure she had any clue how badly...
With her? I'm not sure she had any clue how badly overcooked those bad boys were. It certainly didn't seem like it. If *I* had cooked those, I would have thrown them out and started over again. Or at...
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01-01-2024, 01:06 PM
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My wife offered to make brunch the other day...
My wife offered to make brunch the other day (rare) - cheesy scrambled eggs and bacon. I said "sure, thanks"!! When I saw the eggs I physically cringed. She MURDERED these poor eggs. I mean,...
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12-29-2023, 03:53 PM
Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)
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I just want to hang out with El Hefe one time in...
I just want to hang out with El Hefe one time in my life before I die.
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12-28-2023, 05:08 PM
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Man twenty years here and you don't know how to...
Man twenty years here and you don't know how to embed a video? ("signs we are getting old" thread?)
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12-17-2023, 08:45 PM
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What does Arthur Smith have to do to get fired?? ...
What does Arthur Smith have to do to get fired??
Brandon Staley and Ron Rivera are applying for unemployment. But Arthur Smith gives the ball to his stud 1st round rookie running back SEVEN times... -
12-17-2023, 12:59 PM
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This ^ DishWASHERS work best when the sensors...
This ^
DishWASHERS work best when the sensors can pick up actual dirty dishes. Scrape food off, put in dishwasher, the end.
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12-10-2023, 02:10 PM
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Joe Flacco = Elite
Joe Flacco = Elite
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12-08-2023, 04:31 PM
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I mean the battery was just the most recent thing...
I mean the battery was just the most recent thing I could think of to illustrate this phenomenon. Here's another:
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12-08-2023, 03:20 PM
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I mean, whether or not I find the original...
I mean, whether or not I find the original battery is besides the point. I should really have two anyhow.
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12-08-2023, 02:18 PM
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Everything has a place in my house. This way,...
Everything has a place in my house. This way, when I'm looking for something, anything, I can usually put my hands on it right away.
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12-01-2023, 03:29 PM
Thread: Signs We Are Getting Old
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If, when you're down tying your shoes, you think...
If, when you're down tying your shoes, you think "what else can i do while I'm down here"?? You're getting old
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12-01-2023, 02:18 PM
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Exactly what I'm considering - that Sleep Number...
Exactly what I'm considering - that Sleep Number split king where they claim you can sleep "13% cooler or hotter"
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12-01-2023, 02:16 PM
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I feel like I spend a not-insignificant amount of...
I feel like I spend a not-insignificant amount of my waking hours shutting things after my wife.
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12-01-2023, 02:07 PM
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I mean spooning, snuggling, being close and all...
I mean spooning, snuggling, being close and all that is great, for the first 20 minutes of falling asleep. After that, get the fuck away from me and I'd really like to have more than 2 feet of bed...
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12-01-2023, 02:00 PM
Thread: Signs We Are Getting Old
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This place might be filled with geezers but man...
This place might be filled with geezers but man y'all are funny as fuck. There is no other forum I can go where I will literally laugh out loud multiple times per thread.
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12-01-2023, 01:23 PM
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Circling back to the pillows, as this 1/2 of this...
Circling back to the pillows, as this 1/2 of this thread does...
We have 8 pillows on the bed. Two ACTUAL pillows (Purple FTW), two "hugging" pillows, two "knee" pillows (that are actually those... -
12-01-2023, 11:58 AM
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That was one of the best TNF game I've ever...
That was one of the best TNF game I've ever witnessed - except for the penalties, but that was expected with these teams.
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12-01-2023, 11:50 AM
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Still waiting on Miles Garrett news. Trying to...
Still waiting on Miles Garrett news. Trying to decide whether or not to start Kyren WIlliams in fantasy against this Browns D this week. If Garrett is out, its a definite yes. Dude allegedly couldn't...
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12-01-2023, 11:46 AM
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That made me laugh
That made me laugh
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11-27-2023, 02:12 PM
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Any word on Myles Garrett?
Any word on Myles Garrett?
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11-27-2023, 02:10 PM
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You dont think Fields *when he's healthy* is a...
You dont think Fields *when he's healthy* is a good QB? Statistically OR IRL? His last 3 healthy games this season he finished as the QB3, QB1 overall, and QB8 (with 100+ rush yards) last week. Seems...
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11-25-2023, 01:41 PM
Thread: 2023 College Football Thread
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MIchigan wins! Michigan wins!!! Suck it,...
MIchigan wins! Michigan wins!!! Suck it, Fuckeyes!!!
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11-19-2023, 04:11 PM
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More carnage... on top of Burrows season ending...
More carnage... on top of Burrows season ending injury on TNF,
Aaron Jones, knee injury, looked pretty serious
Joey Bosa, leg injury, seen in a walking boot with crutches on the sideline
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11-19-2023, 03:59 PM
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Thank Dog the world wasn't subjected to a...
Thank Dog the world wasn't subjected to a Patriots game this week.
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11-06-2023, 05:46 PM
Thread: rolex watches...really?
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Please explain this site to me. It seems to me...
Please explain this site to me. It seems to me that if these are fakes, there should be one digit less in the price tag. If they are authentic, one digit more. The prices make absolutely no sense -...
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10-22-2023, 04:16 PM
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But then what excuse would NBC have to cut to T...
But then what excuse would NBC have to cut to T Swizzle celebrating in her luxury booth?
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10-22-2023, 02:06 PM
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Pats are back baby!! (for one week at least) ...
Pats are back baby!! (for one week at least)
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10-22-2023, 01:15 PM
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Pats D doing their best to give the Pats this game
Pats D doing their best to give the Pats this game
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10-14-2023, 05:28 PM
Thread: 2023 College Football Thread
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WOW. Just, wow.
WOW. Just, wow.
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10-14-2023, 05:14 PM
Thread: 2023 College Football Thread
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I was gonna say, Ducks playing not to lose, after...
I was gonna say, Ducks playing not to lose, after 3 conservative plays in a row, but then they GO FOR IT on 4th and 2?!? What the.. where was that play on 2nd or 3rd down??
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09-23-2023, 12:56 PM
Thread: 2023 College Football Thread
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God I hate the Suckeyes so much. REALLY hope ND...
God I hate the Suckeyes so much. REALLY hope ND beats them. Also rooting for the Buffs hype train to run over the Ducks. Should both be good games at least (Ole Miss/Bama as well?!?) so hopeful for...
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09-10-2023, 01:11 PM
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That was one of the worst INTs I've seen in...
That was one of the worst INTs I've seen in awhile, by D Watson. Just flat out threw it to the defender. No WR anywhere around.
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09-10-2023, 12:48 PM
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Kind of a boring first half in the NFL overall......
Kind of a boring first half in the NFL overall... there's only been 13 TDs scored (16 teams playing). Average NFL scoring last year was ~5 TDs per game.
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09-10-2023, 11:52 AM
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Bros we're barely into the 2nd quarter. Bit early...
Bros we're barely into the 2nd quarter. Bit early to beat yourself up over a FF move just cause one guy had a better first quarter
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09-10-2023, 11:44 AM
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Jeeze Vikings. HOLD ON TO THE BALL
Jeeze Vikings. HOLD ON TO THE BALL
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09-06-2023, 05:13 PM
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Gotta say, NFL Redzone is the best $12 a month...
Gotta say, NFL Redzone is the best $12 a month (or whatever it is this year) I've ever spent on football.
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09-04-2023, 03:57 PM
Thread: Burning Man 2021
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No those Fairy Shrimp were truly nightmare fuel
No those Fairy Shrimp were truly nightmare fuel
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09-04-2023, 03:52 PM
Thread: Ukraine
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I hate hearing Russian troops being called...
I hate hearing Russian troops being called "Orcs". They're not sub human monsters, they're fucking human beings. Human beings who have feelings and hopes and dreams and love and are loved.
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09-02-2023, 02:50 PM
Thread: 2023 College Football Thread
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Its gonna be a(nother) long season *sigh* ...
Its gonna be a(nother) long season *sigh*
Remember when Matt Ryan was the QB and BC was actually good??? Me neither :(
Anyhow. Go Hogs. Wooo Pig!
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