Could you still hear the bluetooth speaker after it was tossed in the creek?

Perhaps "stupid" clauses are merely a response to the lazy, arrogant behavior (stupid people) that has driven us to where we currently are. e.g. "Can't do 6 feet?? Fine, make it 30 feet, or perhaps...

Nuke from orbit, compost any remains.

Well hell, I could get 800 miles ifn' I had a 35 gallon tank!

Well, if ya got one o' them fancy shmancy Proust electro-magneto fangled car thingies .........

A radius of 1/2 tank of gas, leaving the remaining half for the return, feels about right - so around 250-350 miles round trip? If you can't find something to do in that area you're standards are...

The only way that works is if you run around completely naked forever, shave all your external hair off and then temporarily disassemble you body into individual cells at high noon for at least 2...

Hold on, I'll contact my friend Zeno to get his expert opinion on this issue.

Get back to us when you kiss Prancersizer on the lips. No tongue, though, that would be foolish.

Damn; who let the adult into our playroom??

Well said, Danno.

The Baby Jesus' blood cures all diseases! I'm selling' 2 oz. vials of his precious bodily fluids for $399 (10% discount of ordering over 500 vials); almost as good Bat Blood for ONLY $199 (no volume...

I'm looking for the waiver/medical directive that says I refuse any attempt to rescue me in the BC.

At my age, it would be one of the more desirable ways to go i.e. beats the shit out of dementia,...