Whole bunch of us MN/Wisco hosers/mags heading out for Thursday/Friday to brohemia and finishing up the weekend at the Porkies Look for receding hairlines, boots with bellows, wool sweaters and...

With both hands.

Also, this weekend was definately a Castle > North Face in terms of ski/board ability.


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Day two of lady skiing with a 4 way lug wrench. Guessing part of church group.

Judging by the snow packed in the wrench ends, she has crashed a few times with it.


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Dynafit introducing a cast iron Beast-master-plus coming in at just under 15 pounds a set, din locked at 17 and affordable price.

Salomon is rumored to have prototype SX-92t boots at a secret...

Mn here, Usually play around Duluth, Lutsen, Wisconsin, and Michigan. Probably fall into the weirdo category.

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Lutsen instead of Bohemia. If anyone is out, look for a group of tele nerds and boarders in neon.

Thinking about Bohemia. Just signed severance release from work, no future plans outside of eBay'n a bunch of old motorcycle parts, a couple dollars, a season pass, and lots of beer...

Noticed that my old Fischer S-Bound fishscales (with 34-50F wax) were riding pretty well while trucking through the woods on the Nordic trails... maybe I should toss my leathers aside, grab my...

Last few beautiful 50F+ days ahead before the white stuff is gone and I have been trying to get my skis to slide in this messy stuff. I have experimented for a few years and still can't find a decent...

Also works with Tsunamis.

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Little Boho thing that a buddy did.

A couple of us Duluth hosers are heading out to skin some laps at the Porkies radio tower Sat. and do a Sunday funday at Blackjack. If any Midwest mags are around, look for three geezer tele nerds. ...

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Haha. Probably JT. (Just kidding).

Usually get another month of bootpacking/skinning 175'-300' gnar slush stashes... Some pretty fun stuff, especially when the runs end with water skipping rivers/creeks. Extra fun when you get 2' of...

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Actually more awesome than anything. Buddy took these out of the factory plastic wrap, mounted them up yesterday and rode the shit out of them today.

More funny/cute than gaper:

Little kids looking at a big pair of park skis with Look pivots sitting outside the chalet at out local bump.

Kid 1: (points at the Looks) Those are telemark...

Where is ice fest? Haven't climbed in years, but still have all my old gear. Just need to scrape the rust off.

Just got back from Bohemia. My best trip there to date. The coverage and snow is amazing right now. Contemplated quitting my job, selling everything I own and buying a run down house out there.

Our local bump actually listens to us, tiny gladed runs, ungroomed run(s), groomer built bumps that are more "natural" sized instead little 2' mounds of ice... One domestic on tap, the rest...

I'm just drunk talking about going down and not turning your leg(s)/knee(s) around backwards. ;)

That's it.

Meant to say that 90% of learning. Once you start pushing it, know how to back off or bail before you get in trouble.

Talking first couple hundred runs once you get the basics down.

Usually...

Also, about 90% of tele skiing is learning how to fall or stop before you get in trouble. Free your heels and save your knees, fall down before you smack the trees.

"Walk" aka "Party" mode is very important for lift based skiing.

Alpine noobs and milfs will think you are top dog as you walk with confidence through the chalet crowd in party mode conquering the...

Local bump didn't groom any of the steep stuff... over knee deep with no base on grass. Lift opens tomorrow. If any of you Midwest hosers are ever in the twin ports... Shoot me a msg or something....

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Not the most gnar, but made the news.

Seen some pretty big waves shredded on the North Shore... In February.

Show up with an old pair of KVCs, TRCs, or something similar.

On the hill, pull a cordless drill out of the backpack and drill out a couple sets GoPro mounts, make sure to go through the base. ...

.....but, made it to the bar for some Charlie Parr.

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Yeah, ankle high leathers, s-bound skinny fischers, voile pinners, and about 2' of freezing slop... Ate it more in one block of this crud than all of last season.

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Knee deep wet snow, still nuking in the Twin Ports. Should be a good base for the season.

Time for the 2014 chatter thread? I can't start a new one for some reason, but....

BAAAAAM!

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Day 3 running laps on the 150' vert high speed tow in the terrain park.

Old guy JONG...

Awesome that the skis came back... On a somewhat related note...

My mother went to a ski shop to buy me a Christmas present a couple years ago, she saw a ski lock and asked about it. The sales...

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Nice touring rig.

Just name your cat tracks.... Duh.

I am a nice hole when it comes to four way stops and tractor/trailers making left turns. I will sit way back and let the car or two in front of me go so the semi making a left into my lane has some...

Yup. And this iPhone after taking it out of the otter box and breaking the touchscreen on a tiny drop.

The "Shit that lasts for fucking ever" thread got me thinking.

Eff, hit send while editing the topic. Damn phone! Was supposed to be: "Shit that doesn't even come close to lasting forever"
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Return Everything Indefinitely

As it is known in these parts.

I love when old folks stop in the middle of traffic and wave for me to go when they have the right of way. I am at a business, I have to cross into a middle turn lane on a four lane road w/center...

Make video available to mobile pls!

Don't have a regular compooter.


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Rule #1: Never trust a wookie!

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Pulled my phone out for 15 seconds yesterday. Duluth on Earth Day.

16 years of partying. I may have seen and experienced a thing or two. But, whatever... Roll your ass off, I don't know you or really care as long as you don't hurt anyone other than yourself.

3 to 5 times a month and no side effects? Either you are young and new to it... or are a freak of nature.

Usually try not to judge, but partied through the rave days and anyone who rolled that...

Still getting laid.

Damn. We almost drove 5 1/2 hours at 1am this morning... Instead I skinned about 2 miles of alder to a 200' washout and did one lap.

For the same price, buy 10 Volvo 240 wagons and some Blizzaks/Nokians. Roughly the same tech wise, can haul way more, probably get better mileage, and last about 300,000 before you need to do any...

Got a couple summer projects down at my tiny shop space, '73 CB450 that I'm hacking/chopping into some sort of digger with knobbies (I like building weird stuff). My '85 K100 Beemer rat bike needs...

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Closing out Lutsen... in style?... Back to hiking slush for a couple weeks till it is gone.