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  1. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Attaaaaaaaaaaąck!!!

    Attaaaaaaaaaaąck!!!
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    I was trying to convince my 14 yo that if he ate...

    I was trying to convince my 14 yo that if he ate enough toilet paper he could have self-wiping turds. He's way too smart for that but got a good laugh. My 17 yo started trying to calculate optimal...
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    My, what nice round loaves you have!

    My, what nice round loaves you have!
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    There's a good chance your 10yo hardware can run...

    There's a good chance your 10yo hardware can run a 64bit Linux distro, so reinstall. The whole 32 vs 64bit BIOS/UEFI thing was a little frustrating, however, there were workarounds. I have the...
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    AIX if you really want it to run and run well. ...

    AIX if you really want it to run and run well. :D. But nobody can afford that for home use.
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    Linux.

    Linux.
  7. "Dayum!"

    "Dayum!"
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    Intermittent Fisting - hopefully NSFW

    Because why not?
  9. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    311160 Teh go0n squadz.

    311160

    Teh go0n squadz.
  10. 311087 ...

    311087

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/16/health/utah-condom-innuendo-trnd/index.html
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    Spice. Wait, what?

    Spice. Wait, what?
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    This thread delivers.

    This thread delivers.
  13. Thread: Aging Dog ?

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    Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.

    Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.
  14. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Watch out you didn't just create a homeless...

    Watch out you didn't just create a homeless shelter. You gonna be clearing folks out of there now on the reg.
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    Heh. Here in VT, the Bro-dozers be doing 85 mph...

    Heh. Here in VT, the Bro-dozers be doing 85 mph down I 89 to Barre from up here in Franklin County, or 65 mph on VT 105 over to East Berkshire and down 118 to Montgomery.
  16. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Ya, you gotta mark your territory. Piss on all...

    Ya, you gotta mark your territory. Piss on all four corners of the bed.
  17. And here come the ice pick in the forehead

    And here come the ice pick in the forehead
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    Overkill for wabbits???

    Overkill for wabbits???
  19. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Every. Time. I let Kitteh out in the snow, she...

    Every. Time. I let Kitteh out in the snow, she turns her head and gives me a dirty look as if to say "Why did you do this to the magic portal?!?! I am going to kill you first."
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    Oh, don't you worry, I have a Wrist Rocket and...

    Oh, don't you worry, I have a Wrist Rocket and some quality ammo. I really want a righteous hunting quality compact air gun with a shortish barrel and a night scope. Good ones are expensive.
  21. Mmmm, mainline, mmmm.

    Mmmm, mainline, mmmm.
  22. Mammalian protruberances.

    Mammalian protruberances.
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    I can't "hunt" or discharge firearms in city...

    I can't "hunt" or discharge firearms in city limits. So I need something quiet and not technically a firearm. And we are thick with rabbits, although they stopped living under the porch once we got...
  24. Breastses

    Breastses
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    I like Chioggia beets due to presentation,...

    I like Chioggia beets due to presentation, followed by any beet with discernable variegation. They look cool.
  26. Thread: Watcha cookin'?

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    Re: attachments, infrequent use for light jobs. ...

    Re: attachments, infrequent use for light jobs. I've priced electric stand alones. My sister has one in Germany that is the bomb, however they don't sell it here. I didn't like the quality of the...
  27. So I read Buster's post the same way I read...

    So I read Buster's post the same way I read dunfree's.
  28. Don't get no jizz up on that zofa, zofa.

    Don't get no jizz up on that zofa, zofa.
  29. Thread: Watcha cookin'?

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    Did you go and get married again??? Someone...

    Did you go and get married again???

    Someone gave us that same mixer because it was missing the plastic knob for speed control. Now I need accessories. Reccs? Brand? Or no-name? I want a meat...
  30. My, what big knockers you have.

    My, what big knockers you have.
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    https://youtu.be/VgByOa6N-Cg

    https://youtu.be/VgByOa6N-Cg
  32. Whomever will hire me to ski first tracks, surf...

    Whomever will hire me to ski first tracks, surf pr0n, and smoke weed all day. Without any other responsibilities.
  33. Nerd.

    Nerd.
  34. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    310068

    310068
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    310054 PM rontele for proper AC Slater...

    310054

    PM rontele for proper AC Slater instructions.
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    I wait for callers to stArt talking, lots of...

    I wait for callers to stArt talking, lots of hangups if I stay silent. If they want my voice they going to have to work harder. Totally not foolproof. Probably a good idea to not have ones voice...
  37. Send nekkid pics of your wife.

    Send nekkid pics of your wife.
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    Those are sick!

    Those are sick!
  39. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Rawr.

    Rawr.
  40. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    That's what I'm talking about.

    That's what I'm talking about.
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    Maybe he swallowed a bowling ball?

    Maybe he swallowed a bowling ball?
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    Ya, what's wrong with that?

    Ya, what's wrong with that?
  43. 309942

    309942
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    Fuvk

    Fuvk
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    Good. Then what's the problem?

    Good. Then what's the problem?
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    That's gold.

    That's gold.
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    I swear, he's going to get pneumonia and die. ...

    I swear, he's going to get pneumonia and die. Found him shoveling one day in Crocs, no socks, pajama bottoms, and a tee. Flannel pajama bottoms so he was on the right track. No hat or gloves. It...
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    309819

    309819
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    Do you do drugs, Danny?

    Do you do drugs, Danny?
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    My 17 yo approves.

    My 17 yo approves.
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