That ibex has entirely too many fucking legs.

Whadda guy.

The last time I was skiing in Alta I managed to get a Contour 1080p cam flicked out of its mount by an errant tree branch. Went back and retraced where I'd skied but the snow was deep...

Is this fucking thing on?

I've been a tourist since the day I was born.
Just passin' through, enjoyin' the view...

No offence intended Rog, but you sound like a right cunt.

He comes across really badly. Like a bored, spoiled brat with a sense of entitlement and a grandiose air. I'm sure he's lovely in real life but perhaps he could do with spending some of mum's money...

In every interview I've seen with him, he comes across as the most horribly obnoxious fucker but I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Hope he heals up fast, gets back to doing what he does so well and...

Schettino says he slipped and fell into a lifeboat.

Strange coincidence that his second and third in command also ended up in the same boat. With dildoes up their asses.

Everyday I'm shuttling.

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This thread needed...

Rest in peace, Sarah.

Shane McConkey, Doug Coombs, Kip Garre, CR Johnson, Craig Kelly, Jamie Pierre, Sarah Burke - it's been a rough run.

Bear in mind that if you hit La Grave in the midst of a storm cycle, it's highly likely that the top section of the lift won't be open and you'll be lapping the trees from 2400m down to P1 at 1800m....

This is how I recollect the whole substitute teacher thing at my school.
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I've had a lot of sand to clear out of my vagina. That shit requires a bunch of diligence and I can't multi task. Hell, unitasking is a big ask.

We make the world's nicest Toyotas, Nissans and Hondas.

Put a deposit on the Subaru BRZ and tool around in a used Nissan 350Z until it arrives.

I was there. Was good for a few laps yesterday then got really heavy when the temperature spiked at midday. Was nine degrees when we got over the Lautaret.
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Your 1080s are too pimp for South Wales.

So you can get your fist in 40cm deep? Impressive.

Glad to hear you all got out OK. I'm heading down next week. Hope the stability is a little better after a week of clear weather. Will have to have a sneaky dig around.

The bit at 50s in. Is that where that crank fell off in that infamous video released last season?

And there in a nutshell is Cervinia.

Word. I've just been watching the pisteurs driving a piste up what looked like a wind-loaded bowl in Serre Chevalier. That takes a pair of stones. Wonder how many of them get walloped at the start of...

Let me know how it's shaping up. I'm off there in a couple of weeks.

The raping and killing aspect is a bit of a downer. And I bet their lodge facilities aren't as nice as the one at Snowbasin.

Skiing from the Midi to Brevent is technically easy but tiring. Les Houches to Le Tour even more so. When snow cover is thin, your bases will get damaged.

Will be swinging by between Christmas and New Year.

She's clearly innocent.

After all, it's clearly the action of an innocent party to be wearing rubber gloves and using a mop at a crime scene when the police arrive and then to blame somebody who...

Even Faraday worked out that you cannot mix electricity, water and Joeys.

That photo looks like the face of a woman who has just bitten a dog's ballbag off.

I think COCKGOBLIN is a nice name for a ski company.

If budgets are an issue, why not try Orelle in the Maurienne valley? It's the back door into Val Thorens, and from there you'll be able to explore some far less trafficked ski resorts in mid winter.

I've been in Inssbruck the past couple of days on a press launch. Weird to get out of the plane to driving snow in September. Test route through Solden closed due to 40cm of snow on the ground so we...

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Here's another. Took this a couple of weeks back.

Ski an off-piste or out of bounds run in Europe and your life becomes your ante. YOU are responsible for your own existence in a game where losing means checking out for good.

There's gripping and then there's just batshit crazy.

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#DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR#

She's waiting for you to become incapacitated and then will silently kill you in the den.

Definitely a keeper.

I would recommend Tijuana.

Praxis PB 195 - by far and away the best, most bomber skis I've ever owned.

Well worth the wait.

Cheers guys. Strange that a spider bite brought yours on. I got nailed on the eyelid by a horsefly nine days ago and that was what triggered it. Doctors reckoned a shock to the nervous system like...

Maybe they're going for first decsent in a tall-t.

This is the joy that I'm having at the moment. Agonising doesn't begin to cover it. Stabbing, migrainous episodes every ten seconds or so. Fuck, this is HORRIBLE.

Definitely one of my favourites.

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Couloir des Cheminee de Mascle, Alpe d'Huez, France.

Does it have inertia or momentum?

Impose suitability on the hill. Make it your little puta.

Just saw this and feel sick. Opened it up thinking "no no no no no".

There is no justice.

Always look forward to seeing Andy's stuff.

The way he gets after it is inspirational.

Didn't like it that much. After about a minute the tiltshift started to grate and then I wished it was just filmed normally.

Just a gimmick, really. Video equivalent of HDR.

Appreciative of the...

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Ouch. An even better screaming performance than Tanner though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12871380

Not good.