Our little girl, Mica Magnolia, is four months old and the best thing either of us have ever been a part of.

She is increasingly insistent that she spend her day time upright on her feet. It...

Checking in after putting my former marriage to sleep on the first Friday the 13th of this year. It’s good to be done with marriage. Damn fool that I am, I have already purchased a ring. We made a...

I felt my child-to-be kick my hand - TAP-TAP-TAP - through my partner’s belly four nights ago. I’m glad that I was seated as the whole world changed in that instant. I have been insanely...

Today was a good day. Marriage was dissolved, my life is now just focused on my family.


The judge was a brown person and he prob kinda thought my greek ex was fuckable, he liked that BPD...

While I appreciate the astute observation that I have lodged myself in several massive intersecting pickles, I must assert the fact of my own existence. You fuckers are gonna laugh when the final...

If stbx is successful in dragging this into the spring she will get boxed out by more maneuvers with respect to my financial obligation to my child-to-be. As it stands she is just helping with rent...

So the STBX and I previously worked together at a certain touristy Front Range Park. Ultimately she lost her mind and got drunk and assaulted me a week after I asked her to sign the papers. I then...

Well the stbxwife skipped the pretrial hearing on the Solstice past and it seemed like the judge did not love that approach. Fingers crossed for Lucky Friday the 13th of January for the state of CO...

my dearest oldest friend will be bearing a child, the first for either of us, nearabouts Mother’s Day 2023. We went to HS together, are about to move in to our first shared domicile together, and I...

Todd dude, good luck with your situation. I feel for you. Staying away from booze is really helping my to have the most amazingist divorce that I possibly can.

My stbxw still is “undecided” as...

Dalmation dog, or possibly Dalmation-anvil mix, Sacha , 14, wingmanned me on many of my missions to impregnate his mother this summer. He passed most peaceful in his person’s embrace Wednesday the...

My stbxwife’s attorney has a hard job. Apparently the opposition is still undetermined, more than 8 months after I printed and signed papers for divorce in front of stbx and stated that I wanted my...

If I had 10,000 dog turds (complete) for every forward move the state or my STBX made in this case, I’d be better off than I am now.

Anyway, May-time baby and who cares it is all just money and...

Tiddays are far improved but yer just gonna have to use the mind’s eye. Think pepperoni nipples and floppy giant saggers on the ex. New one was A cups in HS but pregnancy has grown them into...

It appears that after months of inaction (probably failed attempts) on refi and buyout my STBXW has finally found some motivation to send me an “expedited offer” for division and dissolution. I...

Nasty brutish and short indeed.

If not for that failed marriage I’d never be where I am today, curling up for a nap with my arm wrapped over all that tiny little potential…that potential that may soon be racing home from the bus...

The vengeful insane behavior started the night my wife assaulted me, a week after I printed and signed divorce papers in front of her and told her I wanted my money out of that home. Pretty sure she...

Yeah you should see what my attorneys have gone through, not to mention the special hell that opposition attorney is in for now that I fired my representation. If you think this is bad I must be a...

Obviously, get away from that crazy woman I am married to, have the child and family that she did not want, and to live most fully, to the hilt and all.

Seriously though this situation is kinda...

I am an asshole, fair. I am working hard not to be one but the state’s inaction as stbxw drains down the shared savings and enjoys that huge house near the continental divide challenges me. Thank...

just took a day off work to spend waiting to tell the judge that any fucking day, any any any, day will work for me to get this divorce party kicked off. Looks like next year maybe the state will do...

We are joining you folks in the realm of parents in April or May 2023. Thank you all for sharing your stoke, we are absolutely elated.

Neither PD nor SO would show up for civil standby when I went to retrieve the rest of my belongings two days ago….something about a Racism and Donuts gathering.

Thank goodness for the brother I...

Fuck the police. I have never seen a situation so bad that the police cannot make it worse.

I have secured a good friend to come with me back to the marital home tomorrow to retrieve the rest of...

Found out recently that I am some small genetic part NE Ukraine man. Every time I see them killing those hapless fool pawns of Putin I smile. Like the Boebert says, FREEDOM! My ancestor skinny and...

To anyone calling it foolish, my behavior I must agree. But the thing is that ye might notta lived in a marriage, for some years, wherein mutual reproduction interest ceased.

And if ye had, yer...

I wish I could simply exhort those in such bad situations, similar to what mine became, to simply extricate themselves immediately from their oppressor’s reach. Unfortunately the way things work in...

Thank you fellas for your input.

Finished mediation yesterday, and then we made love, we discussed prenup and we agreed to a jurisdiction that considers relative fault for dissolution of...

Near and dear like the family jewels, she hit me in the retirement sac. I know her pressure points though and hold veto power over them as they are 1/2 mine. I do not particularly care about...

My moto and boats appraised as I had hoped. I don’t particularly care but that nagging desire for, I suppose, justice, prevailed. If she wants my beat to hell adventure bike for 7k I’d happily part...

That’s Marvin H. Finkelstein to you, sir. And yes, biology and the universe call me home to try to make children with my HS sweetheart. You can’t outfox my lifetime.

I haven’t a lick to give about those rafts aside from selling them to her at 7k or 10.5’ or whatever. I have finite licks to give and they all go to the woman I was dating on 9/11 when I got a...

Well so apparently my 1998 18’ aire cataraft and kit are worth $7,000 (i paid $3500 some years ago; my bipolar stbx thinks $7,000 is more reasonable for some reason). The other marital raft is a...

In

Launching into my first court hearing, woohoo!

Hey MoN, You are going to hear some things from that woman, things that she will need to say. Not all - maybe none - of it is necessarily true.

I am a bit ahead of you in my process but happy...

I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘Nam of course.

Well boys, I am anticipating a nice slow ride through the next twelve months given that she is ducking the server….but on the whole my life is immensely better today than it was while I was trapped...

Well I finally bit the bullet and unilaterally filed. Having the attorney around definitely helps me to keep my chin up, although I anticipate this will all worsen before it gets better.

Say...

Lubricant recommendations appreciated. I think I may be about to get fucked.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=roP5kl63bD0

I’d like to put forth a hearty exhortation to lawyer up to anyone following the path of detachment.


And yes. Men can be victims of psychological and physical violence. Don’t ask me how I...

This struck me as well and my concern is where to find a diesel power Hitachi to ensure they get what they're accustomed to.

Thanks for the sage words.

Peace be upon ye who battle the attachment as I do these days.


Just let go.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MjwLienADFQ

Anybody have any idea how to hook up some elder folks with some paxlovid so they can better be ready to enter deep backcountry after potential exposures?

Well fellas, the day is odd yet again. I care not to hide anything and am fact in the position of getting rid of things and dollars for the resolution.

Thank you for sharing your perspective. She called the police and shit got way more complicated. But it was the push I needed to get serious and make it happen.

So anyway, getting the firearms...

Fellas. I think I have carried these papers around for too long already. I am finally gonna force it even though she just keeps dragging it out.

I am in CO, stuck on a mortgage and thinking to...

No fault state and no real faults but man oh man why did I think buying a home together would help things?! It is just not something that I want to do any more.

Probably should not talk to a...